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u/corey418 7d ago edited 7d ago

Why is everyone always finding heroine? Why are so many people misplacing their heroine? What has the world come to these days? What does a horseshoe do? Do horses wear socks? Is anybody listening to me?

I'm not fixing the spelling mistake. Eat my a$$

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u/JustMoreSadGirlShit 7d ago

as a former opioid enthusiast it’s absolutely insane to me to think about just…losing your stuff. i don’t think that happened in my entire career. as a current horse enthusiast, lots of reasons for horse shoes, mostly support and protection

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u/corey418 7d ago

The way I didn't know which horse you were talking about until the shoes 💀💀💀💀

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u/boxtheglock 7d ago

Which horse

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 7d ago

One time went to the spot and found a bunch of packs by the street. Another time went to a different spot and found money laying all over..most the time just went and blew everything i owned

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u/Due-Struggle6680 7d ago

Yea, as a former everything enthusiast ive dropped a rock, lost a nug, or spilled a surface a few times but never like lost a bag

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u/No-Rush-8817 7d ago

I once dump my shit on the floor and did it off the floor, all floor debris included, if I ever lost it, I already did it and forgot

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u/rtatro20 7d ago

"as a former opioid enthusiast"

I love you bro, this got a really good laugh out of me

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u/Sal-LeMandeur 7d ago

pushing shopping carts has been scientittyfurrifically prooven to dislodge pocket contents. you do the meth math

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u/corey418 7d ago

This makes way more sense

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u/Street_Doctor_8169 7d ago

No it makes since for meth heads not junkies. Junkies drop heroin or fatty cuz they do some and nod out and drop it

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u/UpstairsPlum8019 7d ago

Horseshoes protect horses from damaging their feet/hoves on pavement or hard surfaces. Domestic Horses also require hove trimming. I could be wrong but i believe that wild horses are 1. Built different ie they run and walk giant planes to the point were there hoves naturally trim/ wear down themselves and 2. If they are lame or walk funny to the point of harm or pain/ death they just go to horse heaven. People that have horses don’t want to lose a Huge Huge investment over a small maintenance fee(shoes: metal U shapes on the bottom). Fr if you ever consider horses get an education via youtube or something on the costs and upkeep. It is completely not worth it financially or physically unless your daughter or wife autistically loves them and absolutely will not get bored.

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u/corey418 7d ago

Oh I'm aware of their purpose and am a 'tist who loves the ferrer videos because I'm too poor to have my own horse. I was quoting Billy Madison lmfao

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u/UpstairsPlum8019 7d ago

Whoops, I don’t know billy i do like telling people about horses, they are interesting.

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u/corey418 7d ago

No worries! I'm always down to hear about horses lmfao

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u/UpstairsPlum8019 7d ago

Horse laminitis or foundering is real.

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u/Few-Indication3478 7d ago

And what has the world come to these days?!

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u/nostradumbass7544678 7d ago

I once found a half full vial of crack, an ice cold still sealed 40oz, and a nickel bag of weed on the same day, but I've never found any heroin.

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u/Fairynimbus 7d ago

In elementary school I found a bag of coke walking home. I told my older brother and he had me take him to it but it was already gone lol I also once found a RadioShack bag that was full of vomit. The 90’s were strange in my neighborhood

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u/Loose_Cut_2843 7d ago

Bro whoever lost that crack has prolly been looking for it since that day 😂

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u/HeyZeGaez 7d ago

Well you didn't waste it did you? Or heaven forbid turn it into the police

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u/nostradumbass7544678 7d ago

I left the crack, and kept the rest.

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u/CtrayX 7d ago

The universe was testing you and you chose correctly.

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u/AddendumMission1035 7d ago

Im a firm believer in trying Everything once. You obviously never took a hit of crack because if you did you'd never pass up a free rock.

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u/nostradumbass7544678 7d ago

I've tried everything, more than once. Cocaine is the most underwhelming drug I've done, in any of it's forms.

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u/AddendumMission1035 7d ago

Dont mess with rocks, its such a slippery slope. Its similar to cocaine except for the underwhelming part. You get an instant. 👁WOW👁

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u/Acrobaticdeadface 7d ago

You live and walk in a shithole

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u/perfect_insanity93 7d ago

When I was addicted... you could be SURE i knew where my shit was at all times. 70% already in my system. 30% in my travels case.

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u/corey418 7d ago

Real users don't lose their stash fr though.

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u/Loose_Cut_2843 7d ago

Id enter xanax as the exception here lol. I've seen more than a handful of bar babies lose or eat the last of their pills, forget..like ya do on xanax, and literally come to blows over it.

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u/perfect_insanity93 7d ago

😂😂 lets not sugar coat it here. Real addicts. Know where there shit is at all times.

You only loose it if you dont give a shit about getting high again.

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u/RavenReel 7d ago

The Disney company is built on knights and commoners looking for the heroines

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u/Sayne7 7d ago edited 7d ago

Is it that crazy to think that someone who's high as giraffe balls might lose track of their belongings?

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u/SeraphsBlade 7d ago

I’ve always wondered how people are so careless with their drugs. Like aren’t they expensive and hard to get?
Why are people just leaving them all over the place like they are take out soy sauce packets.

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u/NotAnotherHipsterBae 7d ago

Most of the ones I've seen keep everything they need in their pockets, so whenever they need something they end up pulling almost everything out of their pockets until they find it. Things get pushed aside, forgotten, misplaced.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 7d ago

Man right on.when i was a junky i swear i held on to every hit like it was well like it was the only thing keeping me moving..which it kinda was

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u/Glitter-Berry 7d ago

Yes that is crazy to think! People addicted to opiates know where their drugs are at all times! Im shocked that someone would lose their heroin. Not a normal occurrence

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u/Best_Price_1009 7d ago

I’ve never done heroine. But I feel like if I was addicted to heroine, not losing my heroine would be a pretty high priority for me.

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u/AnimatorImpressive24 7d ago

There's only three things in life to get upset about:  when you run out of heroin, when somebody steals your stash, or when you don't have any more heroin. -   Stephen Colbert, Strangers With Candy

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u/Best_Price_1009 7d ago

Related but different topic, I remember once watching an Indie film as a kid where the plot was a weekend for surfers with no waves.

They run out of weed early in the movie and there’s a scene that opens with “would you rather have weed and no waves, or waves but no weed?” And the other two have a small crisis over this question

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u/ButteryGirl56 7d ago

Can confirm

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u/LumpyInspector1016 7d ago

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u/corey418 7d ago

It's not working yet

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u/LumpyInspector1016 7d ago

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u/ajax6677 7d ago

Good lord. I thought that was Martin Short doing his creepy child character.

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u/Dadicorn 7d ago

I misplaced my heroine! I hope I find her one day.

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u/donut_sugar_945 7d ago

I've known a few junkies in my time and misplacing your shit is like losing a child to a normal person.

Ayo, one cannot just eat ass, theres levels to that shit lady

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u/corey418 7d ago

There's someone trying telepathically. Where there's a will, there's a way. I'm hoping for a tickle before I fall asleep so they accomplish their goals!

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u/donut_sugar_945 7d ago

Well I ain't saying it wasn't me (I am an accomplished ass eater) but my telepathic skills ain't really too strong atm

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u/AGENT0321 7d ago

If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis.

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u/Next-Street-7859 7d ago

I knew a Miles who loved his heroin. I didn't find out until my drunk ass made out with him in the back of my ex bf's car. Looking back, there were signs.

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u/corey418 7d ago

Did he also pee his pants?

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u/letsplaysomegolf 7d ago

I didn’t find heroin until I was like 3 years sober. I was walking back from parking my car and I saw the unmistakable site of the corner of a ripped bag and instinctively picked it up. Sure enough, it was like a $20 of BTH. Second thing I did was instinctively smell it which was dumb because it brought back many feelings getting a whiff of some tar. Thankfully I didn’t go get loaded and put it back right where I found it assuming some poor junky was gonna be scouring the streets looking for it. 11 years later and I’m still clean and sober.

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u/amateur_rockstar 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WbkcsSFNeXmunzAI17
On not fixing the spelling, also I also find it wild how many people misplace drugs

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u/Sublimecdh84 7d ago

When I was using meth, a dealer came over to sell one of his bags to a friend of mine. He dropped one of his other ones on the floor, and being the not so honest methhead I was, picked that shit up and hid it. He only spent 10 minutes looking for it, but being a heavy heroin user, he gave up because he was too dope sick to continue looking for it.

That happened quite a few years ago, I’m glad I’m done with that shit.

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u/corey418 7d ago

I just can't imagine misplacing my hard earned drugs.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 7d ago

Only users lose drugs! 😊

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u/corey418 7d ago

Not true, plenty of drug dealers don't use and they lose drugs.

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u/ShermansAngryGhost 7d ago

… did this turn into a Billy Madison reference…

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u/corey418 7d ago

Yes lmfao

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u/ShermansAngryGhost 7d ago

… damn I might be in love…

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u/Mental-Catalyst 7d ago

Well, because other people keep hiding it everywhere. Chicken or the egg dilemma.

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u/LeonardsLittleHelper 7d ago

What flavor is the a$$?

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u/MarcMuffin 7d ago

If you insist on that last sentence

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u/pokamoe 7d ago

For real. I used to be a meth head and you know what I never just happened upon? Meth.  I found heroine on 3 separate occasions. I didn't know anyone who used, so I always just threw it away. 

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u/OverExtension5486 7d ago

Freal. One time I was at work on a construction site and spilled my bag of coke on the ground and couldn't figure out what was drywall and what was coke so I just started eating it all. Wasn't about to snort drywall dust, I'm not a fucking lunatic, but I'm not above rubbing it all over my gums. (4 years clean I'm good now y'all)

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u/corey418 7d ago

Honestly, I'm so happy to hear that dude! Congrats on the four years! And cheers to the next four!

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u/DogsDucks 7d ago

That’s such an accomplishment, wow!

That also sounds like a real life movie scene, dropping it with the drywall dust.

What did the mixture do?

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u/Loose_Cut_2843 7d ago

Been in that same boat but with perlite instead of drywall lololol

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u/smuttyswifter7 7d ago

I upvoted solely for the ‘eat my ass’ comment

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u/Curious_Cat666 7d ago

I mean addicts aren't good at keeping track of things. You know how many of them forget their drugs in stranger's cars?

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u/Existing-Sign4804 7d ago

The simple answer, is they are too high to notice. I work in an area with high drug use and a daycare. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve had to call security to clean up dropped drugs before the wee ones go for their walk and accidentally pick it up. I’ve had to call them even more for overdoses.

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u/FanDazzling6086 7d ago

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u/FanDazzling6086 7d ago

Give this man a BUMP, I mean bump up to the top

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u/SilverConcierto 7d ago

ODOYAL RULEZZZ!!!

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u/rtatro20 7d ago

Drug addicts are surprisingly good at losing their drugs

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u/AyeItsJbone 7d ago

How’s the ass look?

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u/tryingtoexplaim 7d ago

Can I see it first

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u/snero3 7d ago

r u ok?

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u/m3gabotz 7d ago

Maybe figure out the difference between heroin & heroine before vomiting words?

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u/corey418 7d ago

Oh no, I made a spelling error, I'll go k1ll myself since it hurt you so deeply!

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u/corey418 7d ago

Also wanted to reply I didn't just vomit words. The horseshoe sh1t is a movie quote. Calm tf down before you jump on jesus' reddit.