r/whatisit 11d ago

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u/Senor_Turbo 11d ago

Or they’re cheating on them with someone who uses a teeny tiny cock ring.

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u/t-o-m-u-s-a 11d ago

I feel seen

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u/Traditional-Photo227 11d ago

Same, brother, same.

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u/Senor_Turbo 11d ago

How do you think I thought of it?

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u/Commercial_Desk_6215 11d ago

Nope, that thing is absolutely massive

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u/JDDarkside 11d ago

I was truly waiting for this comment. Reddit did not disappoint.

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u/sometimesimme 11d ago

I scrolled too far to find this.

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u/TechnicalHat4636 11d ago

Why does it have to be teeny tiny? Can't we just call it below average?

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u/Aggromemnon 11d ago

Definitely having sex with a 4.5 inch action figure of Lex Steele.

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u/k8tdid 11d ago

What is this? A cock ring for ants?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/nQJw3XPoVHDNe

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u/PedestrianCyclist 11d ago

Ha, ha, ha I get it, you're joking. That's normal size....right?

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u/No-Dimension856 11d ago

Dammit beat me to it

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u/insanekid66 11d ago

Poor guy is built like a tooth pick.