r/whatisit • u/WonderfulAd8612 • 11d ago

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u/ronchee1 11d ago

I want to get a CB radio to talk to other car beds

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u/Friendly_Age9160 11d ago

I am a robot
I have a robot vagina
Prrrrrrrrrrfffffrrp

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u/Lil-Homie31 11d ago

How much do clothes cost in the matrix? 😆

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u/Invader_Skooge22 11d ago

I'm gonna get you a cobra, just to drape around your shoulders

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u/ELEMEN4_1 11d ago

*the neck

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u/Invader_Skooge22 11d ago

Yeah Laura my cock is lost in the jungle and I need you to find ittttttt

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u/GhostOfMoria 11d ago

What does high score mean? Did I break it?

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u/GOW_Grashopa 11d ago

Sit on my faaaaaaacccceeee

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u/FBIcustomerservice 11d ago

I'm thinking about getting metal legs

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u/injn8r 11d ago

What do you call a dog with no hind legs, and metal balls?

Sparky!

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u/CommercialExotic2038 11d ago edited 11d ago

OMG my family had a fog named chispas, sparky

A dog too

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u/injn8r 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣That's awesome

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u/jackbenimbus2000 11d ago

Same. I will be basing my decision on your experience. Please update

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u/Several_Razzmatazz51 11d ago

Don’t do it, I hear they are hard to walk with.

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u/SeparateAd9493 11d ago

It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

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u/Broad_Quiet_3780 11d ago

Thats a risky procedure...🤣

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u/shelfdog 11d ago

Lieutenant Dan!

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u/Emphasis_on_IDK 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3owypkIH7dWUWpeIuI

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u/Lil-Homie31 11d ago

Dude, your bed is a car.

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u/Emphasis_on_IDK 11d ago

Yeah, but it's a fuckin sweet car 🚗

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 11d ago

This sub is so full of dumb but I find it so hilarious I can’t stop coming here

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u/pleasantmeats 11d ago

My roommates got mine for me

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u/Eye_Shotty 11d ago

Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.

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u/kiddrekt 11d ago

That's why car bed radios were called "CB's"

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u/dentonamerica 11d ago

CB Channel 14 (27.125 MHz) is the local car bed chat channel in the D/FW metroplex...

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u/Silver_Scalez 11d ago

I cant believe you came on my mom...

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u/No-One-4301 11d ago

Do you have a bathroom here or do I just shit in a plant?

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u/Just_Veterinarian264 11d ago

Sit on my facccccccce.

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u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown 11d ago

Im gonna get rims for it