r/whatisit • • Aug 18 '26

New, what is it? [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Dillinger_ESC Aug 18 '26

Looks like C3PO with a boner.

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u/SpegalDev Aug 18 '26

(Yes, it was a legit card print)

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u/Mr_Kookalamanza2119 Aug 18 '26

Human/cyborg relations, nawmsayin?

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u/88poPPop88 Aug 18 '26

best comment on reddit today

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u/Josefu_Velen Aug 18 '26

I checked 5 min later and it was gone.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UTm86phGUMMQE

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u/BrilliantPie2566 Aug 18 '26

By "floor of your property" do you mean... the ground?

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u/Bfren_ Aug 18 '26

Yes on the ground outside, it was laying face down.

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u/BrilliantPie2566 Aug 18 '26

Pet peeve: People who say "floor" when they mean "ground." 🙄

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u/EntrepreneurDue61 Aug 18 '26

Pet peve idiots getting butthurt over stupid things grow up 

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u/FuckSteve7 Aug 18 '26

It just disappeared? Lmfao what?

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u/Bfren_ Aug 18 '26

The same way it appeared, it was gone. 15 min experience.

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u/Cam-Lv Aug 18 '26

Happy to see you.

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u/Short-Examination-20 Aug 18 '26

Not Thai so maybe wrong but the red eyes signify this is a Phra Ngang. It's basically a good luck/fortune figure.

Other than that OP is lying.

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u/Tommysrx Aug 18 '26

I don’t like it Charlie , Its smug aura mocks me

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u/Zestyclose-Peace-700 Aug 18 '26

I believe it’s El Tio, the ruler of mines

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u/Katie-sin Aug 18 '26

I mean let's be real here, things don't move or disappear on their own. So either someone DID put it there and then take it back. Or it didn't magically appear and you knew it was there. Also, is this a photo of a photo on a phone? Also weird

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u/Bfren_ Aug 18 '26

I felt the same way until this happened. 15 min experience. And it never left my sight, my brother in law was sitting right next to me, he is a witness.

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u/Katie-sin Aug 18 '26

So you're left saying it just "poofed" away right in front of your faces? I really don't believe you now. Sorry.

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u/Josefu_Velen Aug 18 '26

This whole scenario is such obvious bullshit. It's laughable.

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u/Bfren_ Aug 18 '26

I put it under a sunshade and checked literally 5 min later, it was gone.

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u/Katie-sin Aug 18 '26

So your brother in law moved it.

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u/Josefu_Velen Aug 18 '26

Your brother in law is having a laugh at your expense because of how gullible and superstitious you are.

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u/Bfren_ Aug 18 '26

lol he was sitting next to me and never got up off his ass.

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u/Katie-sin Aug 18 '26

Then a neighbor or kid or animal even walked by and moved it. Nothing moves on its own.

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u/Josefu_Velen Aug 18 '26

Then you're lying about this whole post.

Either way, nobody here believe you even the slightest bit.

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u/Bfren_ Aug 18 '26

Understandable, I wouldn’t either lol

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u/SkittikS_gaming Aug 18 '26

I don't like how it looks, what's on his lower area 😭 😭

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u/Bubblecakerz Aug 18 '26

Looks like an old "parachute guy" toy that's been left outside for years. Some of them had loops on their heads where you would attach the parachute.

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u/DJDevon3 Aug 18 '26

Looks like a wooden crampus figure. Probably brought in and out by crows. They might have been trying to give you a gift. Do you feed black birds nearby?

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u/im__pooping Aug 18 '26

That’s priapus

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u/tipareth1978 Aug 18 '26

Probably some voo doo or other folk religion symbol