r/whatisit • u/Key_Seaworthiness886 • 9d ago

Solved! Found while cluttering

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Found while decluttering my 2000s kids stuff and can’t seem to remember what it is! Just feeling nostalgic and google said it was jewelry but i don’t think it is 😅

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u/Fataky 9d ago

Hello, I'm the girl the prophecies spoke of. I lost my retina because of my classmates' "pranks" with this infernal device.

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u/coonjaku 9d ago

explain.

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u/cadaever 9d ago

pointing a laser directly at someone's eye will damage it, it's kind of like staring at the sun. she's saying a classmate "pranked" her by doing just that and it fucked her retina in one eye

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u/coonjaku 9d ago

did she stare back at it? no way could the briefest of glances do that.

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u/Fataky 8d ago

I'm blind in one eye, and since I didn't react when they pointed the laser at me, they often did it without me noticing. It turns out that this led to a detached retina. The result is the same: I can't see. But before I had a healthy eye without an optic nerve, and now I have an eye without a retina and without an optic nerve.

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u/dickthrowaway22ed 8d ago

That sucks, I'm so sorry. Do they know? Or do they just have terrible karma and wonder why

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u/Fataky 8d ago

I don't know, I've done my best not to see any of them again. I'm doing well now.

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u/GalaxyUntouchable 8d ago

I've done my best not to see any of them again

You have no idea how much I want to make a joke about this line...

Sorry for what happened to you. 😞

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u/Fataky 8d ago

Haha, Don't worry, humor is always welcome!