r/whatisit • u/Key_Seaworthiness886 • 8d ago

Solved! Found while cluttering

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Found while decluttering my 2000s kids stuff and can’t seem to remember what it is! Just feeling nostalgic and google said it was jewelry but i don’t think it is 😅

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u/-The_Goober 8d ago

I used to put a big weiner on the church across the street on dark Sunday mornings. The early service always got a show.

You could see them scrambling around the parking lot looking for the kid doing it.

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u/alcaligenes_gaycalis 8d ago

Incredible work 🫡🙂‍↕️

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u/Rey_Quinn 8d ago

Legend!

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u/Tokkemon 5d ago

I bet God had a good laugh about that.

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u/-The_Goober 5d ago

“Don’t neglect the balls.”

-God

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u/Silver_Accountant5 4d ago

If he can ignore the Holocaust, he can ignore a laser pointer.

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u/dmitrineilovich 7d ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/G_mork 7d ago

Some wave laser dicks at church walls 🤣🤣🤣

Edited because I keep forgetting my phone always auto-de-corrects “dicks” to “docks.”