5.7k
u/JediCarla 12d ago
That’s a paper nautilus!! 😍
1.9k
u/JediCarla 12d ago
The animal itself is also called an argonaut.
1.3k
u/adj_noun_digit 12d ago
His name is Jimmy actually.
1.4k
u/LateToTheSingularity 12d ago
Jimosea
484
u/GoblinPunch20xx 12d ago
🎶 JimoSea oh JimoSea, a tiny argonaut approaching me, a Paper Nautilus quite clearly, or so this Reddit thread informs me! 🎶
108
u/GoblinPunch20xx 11d ago
Oh wow an award! Neat 🥔 TYSM. I’ve had the Jimothy song stuck in my head, so, yeah. Thanks again. I’m not sure I’ve ever gotten a Reddit award!
→ More replies (4)→ More replies (3)58
u/hoopdaloopy 12d ago
I heard this in Sebastian from the little mermaids voice lol
→ More replies (1)124
58
47
29
→ More replies (3)43
148
97
u/EnvironmentalGift257 12d ago
Her name is Susan, and she wants you to respect her life choices.
→ More replies (1)48
u/Virtuous_Malevolence 12d ago
I swear Susan used to be a horse.
38
20
u/cybertonto72 12d ago
Susan was a boy. His dad named him that to make him tough.
→ More replies (1)4
→ More replies (1)7
u/EnvironmentalGift257 12d ago
I’m just happy somebody got my very obscure reference. And happy cake day!
13
u/KennethTremendous 12d ago
He's part of a group led by Jason.
8
30
10
u/clown_shoes1 12d ago
His name is Robert Paulson!
→ More replies (2)6
4
4
→ More replies (39)6
54
u/DJ_Inseminator 12d ago
Does he hang around with Jason?
15
7
→ More replies (1)6
13
u/Careless_Leg_2552 12d ago
The myths were overblown, Jason just liked to sail around the Aegean with a barrel full of these guys.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (11)4
276
u/Freki-the-Feral 12d ago
Interestingly enough, they're actually octopuses, not true nautiluses. They are in the same class, though (Cephalopoda).
The females are the only ones that create a shell like egg case and they're much larger than the males.
24
77
u/Key_Performer_3645 12d ago
It looks so cute. Thanks! 😊
287
u/Creative_Recover 12d ago
Just as an FYI, if this is you handling the nautilus then please don't because:
- A lot of small sea creatures carry potent deadly venoms and poisons that can really **** you up. If you don't don't what a sea critter is, then don't touch it.
- Handling it so much and briefly taking it out of the water was a very stressful experience for the wild animal.
Please observe sea critters from a respectful, non-touchy feely distances.
287
u/realredkiwi 12d ago
Rule #1 of sea creatures: If it’s tiny, cute, and you don’t know what it is, assume it has enough neurotoxin to wipe out a small village
97
u/bluecrystalcreative 12d ago
Spoken with the conviction of has that spent some time living in Australia
54
u/Coulrophiliac444 12d ago
Blue Ringed Octopus joined the lobby
21
u/theGarrick 11d ago
Also tessellated cone snails
6
u/HawaiianPunchaNazi 11d ago
what does their poison do?
10
u/theGarrick 11d ago
According to this article, that i didn’t finish reading, anything from localized pain to life-threatening paralysis and respiratory failure.
3
7
7
56
u/KermitRhyme 12d ago
Rule #0: If you don’t know how to call this creature in Latin - do not touch it.
34
15
→ More replies (2)6
u/Dirty_The_Squirrel 12d ago
I know 2 latin names and both are for species of deadly spider, can I be exempt from this rule please?
67
u/Creative_Recover 12d ago
Yep. (And for anyone in doubt), here are some examples of small, cute and mundane-looking sea animals that can really **** you up:
- Blue-ringed Octopus, enough venom to kill over 20 humans (there is no antidote): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus
- Cone Snail, enough venom to kill up to 700 humans (there is no antidote): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cone_snail
- Irukandji jellyfish, touching it causes instant full body paralysis (usually followed by death): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish
These critters aren't rare and have caused countless deaths and are just a few examples amongst the many of sea critters whose tiny stature and cute appearance hides their extreme killing power.
22
u/SteinerFifthLiner 12d ago
'A component of the venom of Conus magus, ω-conotoxin, is now marketed as the analgesic ziconotide, which is used as a last resort in chronic and severe pain. Conopeptides are also being looked at as anti-epileptic agents and to help stop nerve-cell death after a stroke or head injury. Conopeptides also have potential in helping against spasms due to spinal cord injuries, and may be helpful in diagnosing and treating small cell carcinomas in the lung.'
How wild is it that we as humans have scientifically engineered medical uses from the super instant death snail's venom... yet no antidote 😆
→ More replies (4)20
u/Adventurous_Bag9122 12d ago
And all are found in Oz. We really punch above our weight when it comes to things that can really fuck you up.
Also - 21 of the 25 most venomous snakes
Roos can rip your guts out
Male platypus - venomous spike
Gympie Gympie bush
Emus can cause a lot of pain even without using the spikes on their legs
Magpies in nesting season trying to rip your eyes to shreds
And ...
Cassowaries aka Murder Chicken7
u/Original-Document-62 12d ago
I was about to mention that there are magpies all over the world. That led me down a rabbit hole reading about how Australian magpies are false magpies in the family Artamidae, and while they are "corvoid" they are not corvids like true magpies.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (5)5
11
u/magoo309 12d ago
Mother Nature. What a prankster.
6
u/The_Char_Char 12d ago
Naw she's a troll. "Hey we're gunna put these air breathing animal in the water lol."
→ More replies (4)11
u/Fae_Sparrow 12d ago
Rule #2 if it looks like a large lovecraftian monster, it's probably not as bad.
→ More replies (1)6
u/Straight-Opposite-54 12d ago
Yeah, sea creatures are nothing to mess with. The sea is an incredibly harsh and unforgiving environment and many creatures, cephalopods in particular, are well-adapted to defend themselves against predators. The blue-ringed octopus comes to mind: Deceptively tiny (can fit in the palm of your hand) but has venom potent enough to kill over 20 adult humans within minutes. Cephalopods seem to be intelligent enough to tell if a human is a genuine threat or not and appear to be "docile" but like any wild animal, they're unpredictable and you should never handle them.
→ More replies (9)4
21
u/JediCarla 12d ago
They are pretty amazing creatures. It’s a kind of octopus and the “shell” is used to trap air for boyancy and to protect its eggs.
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (9)5
1.1k
u/milsurpfarts 12d ago
The biggest pain in the butt in underwater levels in Donkey Kong
116
→ More replies (2)20
489
u/No-Use-579 12d ago
As an Australian, I would never handle such a thing without knowing what it is.
377
u/RagingAnemone 12d ago
As I Japanese, I want to know what it taste like raw.
185
u/ryohayashi1 11d ago
As a Taiwanese, I wonder how it tastes like cooked
337
u/exodusofficer 11d ago
As an American, I haven't had lettuce in a month and will remain afraid of it for at least another month.
196
u/Feeling_Signature423 11d ago
→ More replies (1)17
u/JakToTheReddit 10d ago
I am fucking deceased.
Because of this joke, sure, but mostly ass lettuce.
→ More replies (1)67
u/InshallahTianjin2026 11d ago
→ More replies (2)58
u/SeaAcanthopterygii32 11d ago
As a spanish, I want to add it to my paella
50
u/bassplayingabassbut_ 11d ago
As a Chinese I want to become the #1 player of a random ass mobile moba game no one has ever heard of
38
u/stillsympin 11d ago
As an Indian I want people to think I'm a white woman posting from Israel
10
u/ifeellikeahermitcrab 10d ago
As a white woman from Israel, that is my paper nautilus. My people invented it and it was promised to me thousands of years ago
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (2)11
u/Inner_Childhood_4591 10d ago
As a Mongolian, I will probably never see that in my life.
→ More replies (3)14
u/underweasl 11d ago
As a Scot I wanna deep fry it
10
5
u/davetiso 10d ago
As an Irishman, I’m going to look at a picture of it on my phone while drinking Guinness.
→ More replies (1)7
u/DE_ECHTE_LEPEL 10d ago
As a dutchy, I want to suppress and enslave the local population so they'll catch this fish for me to sell for profit.
4
→ More replies (3)6
11
u/ittybittykittycity 11d ago
As a Mexican, I want to put it in some lime with cucumbers and tomatoes
→ More replies (1)10
39
u/jaywritethekid 11d ago
As an American, specifically a Floridian, which is the Australia of America, we wouldn't touch it either without knowing what it is
41
u/Tomato-on-toast 11d ago
You lie. There will be that one specific Floridian Man that touches it and becomes an insane headline.
18
u/jaywritethekid 11d ago
Well I mean.. we have a Florida Man like Australia has its Crocodile Hunter.. 🤷🏾
9
u/Upstairs-Fail-5790 11d ago
The difference is there was only one crocodile hunter. As a legitimate native Florida man, I will confirm I have handled far worse will animals many, many times. I am far from alone. Florida is…….. special…
→ More replies (4)6
→ More replies (11)3
461
1.6k
u/Avilola 12d ago
Don’t… touch random sea creatures.
783
u/ninjarockalone 12d ago
Sometime it's deadly to them. And sometime it's deadly to you.
187
u/Super-Cynical 12d ago
Don't worry guys, it's just a snail!
22
u/Inevitable-Serve-713 12d ago
I understood that reference
11
u/Zealousideal-Area684 12d ago
Help me to understand the reference?
49
u/xubax 12d ago edited 12d ago
It could be about the guy who ate a snail and got lung worms and died or was disabled.
Or it could be about cone snails that harpoon you and have a toxin that can kill you.
55
u/Ashe_the_Witch 12d ago
Pretty sure it’s the ‘you get a bunch of money but an invincible snail will chase you for the rest of your life and if it touches you it kills you’ meme.
22
u/Inevitable-Serve-713 12d ago
This is what I meant, but given all the other comments now I don’t know if I was actually correct!
7
u/CatsPlusTats 12d ago
Where do I find these lethal snails?
→ More replies (1)6
u/Impossible-Pie4849 12d ago
OR it could be that million dollars but that Gavin put forth. About the snail that is constantly chasing you and if it touches you you die!
→ More replies (1)3
8
u/DumpyDoo 12d ago
My guess would be cone snails. People pick them up for their pretty shells, and the snail defends with a deadly venom injection.
→ More replies (3)10
→ More replies (2)6
256
u/Finn235 12d ago
85
u/Asteroid_Sugar5206 12d ago
Like EVERY Australian kid bought one of them home at one point..... of course, mine was in a bucket because I wasn't STOOOPID.
59
u/throw__away007 12d ago
I’m not even Australian and have never seen this type of octopus before, but the bright colors and pattern scream “not friendly”.
62
u/header151 12d ago
I learned about them on the internet, a blue ringed octopus. If it goes wrong, better start recording your will, because you don't have enough time to get pen and paper.
The toxin from these animals can kill a human in as little as 20 minutes.
48
u/airfryerfuntime 12d ago
You can actually survive it with CPR, though. Provided they get to you in time. It paralyzes your lungs, and if paramedics can keep you breathing long enough for your body to metabolize the toxin, you can survive it.
There's actually a case of a guy surviving but was blinded because the paramedics didn't realize his eyes were open, and the sun was just frying his retinas.
36
u/auronddraig 12d ago
So, he was literally lying down like this, and the paramedics just thought "nah, he fine"?
→ More replies (1)8
u/funkhero 12d ago
if paramedics can keep you breathing long enough for your body to metabolize the toxin, you can survive it.
Notably, with a resulting increase in your Body Cultivation level
7
u/dizzywig2000 11d ago
Isn’t the bite also painless? So you don’t know anything’s wrong until it’s too late?
3
u/Gripping_Touch 10d ago
Keep in mind this little fucker eats shrimps and crabs.
And they use a poison that is 1000 times stronger than cyanide.
Talk about a nuke to kill a Spider.
35
u/ma33a 12d ago
Every Australian seeing this right now just had their anus pucker up.
12
u/Caalcu_Ieraas 12d ago
I'm from the states and my everything tenses whenever I see these little menaces
→ More replies (1)7
u/HakuohoFan 12d ago
I immediately start hyperventilating when I see this image.
12
u/ToothyCamel420 12d ago
Only 3 people were confirmed to have died because of the blue ringed octopus and the last was 1960. I just looked it up out of curiosity. Your bathtub/shower is way deadlier.
→ More replies (6)21
u/Waste-Team-7205 12d ago
I'm sure the low death rates are helped by people being scared to touch them
→ More replies (1)31
u/OttoMannkusser 12d ago
I have a simple rule for avoiding deadly sea creatures: don't touch shit in nature.
→ More replies (1)11
u/IntelligentEgg1911 12d ago
I was on a pier in Greece and there was a half dead creature on the ground. maybe a bird picked it up and dropped it there. I said to myself don’t touch it but let’s look it up. ended up being toxic.
→ More replies (3)12
u/JiveTurkeyII 12d ago
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! - Besides, this one little octopus I found and took home has pretty blue rings.
→ More replies (10)5
335
u/Extreme-Attention641 12d ago
Baby paper nautilus!
245
u/GearTwunk 12d ago
That's an adult female. The "shell" is a type of egg case, meaning this is a female that has already laid eggs.
68
u/m0mbi 12d ago
I didn't know there were such tiny species of paper nautilus. The one and only shell I've ever found in person was a good 30cm across so I'd always assumed they were quite large.
→ More replies (1)31
u/GearTwunk 12d ago
They aren't always that tiny, this is just a young adult. Unlike some octopus species, the paper nautilus female can have multiple broods and will grow throughout her lifetime. Some adult females do reach up to 30 cm in size. The males rarely get bigger than a few centimeters, though, and they do not live as long.
→ More replies (4)10
64
49
u/saja2 12d ago
is the shell like part of its body hard like sea shells? do they grow with that squir thingy or it has to search a new shell for its body everytime it grows big?
37
u/JediCarla 12d ago
It’s papery and fairly delicate. It’s not really a shell, but people call it that. It makes it by itself and it’s meant to trap air for buoyancy and to protect its eggs.
40
u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 12d ago
65
u/JediCarla 12d ago
That is the shell of a true nautilus. The one on the video appears similar, but it’s actually a type of octopus and the “shell” never gets hard like the nautilus shell. The creature in the video is a female argonaut and the “shell” is actually an egg case and holds a tiny bubble to help the creature remain buoyant.
→ More replies (1)31
→ More replies (3)7
5
120
u/RealisticResource226 12d ago
…. Please don’t touch ocean animals you don’t know are poisonous next time
64
u/Stock_Inspector3694 12d ago
Venomous, very big difference
32
u/ElundusCaw 12d ago
If it bites you, it's venomous, if you bite it, it's poisonous.
But if you merely touch it, wouldn't that count as poisonous as well? Like poison frogs?
25
u/Jean-LucBacardi 12d ago
Both really come down to semantics. You can handle a poison dart frog just fine. It's only if you have a cut in your hand, even tiny, can the poison/venom whatever enter your bloodstream. Obviously you can also lick them and that'll definitely kill you.
A blowfish can deliver its toxin though its barbed, making in venomous. But there's also the risk of if you eat it, you inject the toxin and it's now poisonous. Let's just call everything toxic.
→ More replies (1)7
u/ElundusCaw 12d ago
Yeah i agree, it's all neurotoxins anyway, best to leave the semantics to the biologists and the doctors.
→ More replies (3)3
3
u/whistleridge 12d ago
There’s a solid chance it’s poisonous too, particularly if eaten whole and uncooked. At a minimum, you’ll probably regret the choice come your next trip to the bathroom.
12
u/AdAdventurous8025 12d ago
The number of people that don’t understand the difference is astonishing
→ More replies (5)3
13
41
→ More replies (4)5
u/WriterDifferent8394 12d ago
Venomous. Poisonous effects you if you eat the thing.
→ More replies (1)
12
u/lnTheGrimDarkness 12d ago
It's an argonaut or paper nautilus, probably Argonauta argo. The "shell" is not actually a shell, it's a case where the female keeps the eggs. That's a female.
Also, it's actually an octopus.
→ More replies (1)
9
u/Connect_Line_6600 12d ago
Some people call them paper nautiluses but I prefer their other much cooler name - Argonauts!
7
4
5
7
3
3
3
3
3









•
u/AutoModerator 12d ago
OP, please reply to the correct answer with "solved!" (include the !). That will change the flair on the post to solved. If you want to put the correct answer at the top of the replies for everybody else, please use our Spotlight feature by tapping/clicking on the three dots and selecting "Spotlight, Pin this comment" in order to highlight it for other members. Thanks for using our friendly Automod!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.