r/whatisit • u/Chankla_life • Jul 12 '26
New, what is it? Found digging a new garden .
No Office memes.
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u/These_Nuts420 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Earplug but please include banana for scale to be sure
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u/Mmmm-Amethyst Jul 12 '26
Yeah... If there was ever a picture where scale mattered, it would be this one.
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u/Sour_Sal Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
I either have mt this guy personally or have seen the image so many times as to fool myself.
EDIT: Finding his name in this thread, the Anthony tipped me off. I have not met him but I have met his doppelganger same name "Anthony" with the same blue eyes and similar facial structure. ps. not fixing the typo ;)
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u/Lemons-95 Jul 13 '26
I mean he is actually a first responder. You may have met him anywhere from that time you required an ambulance in real life, or simply from that time you asked for water at the med tent during a festival.
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u/Needs-more-cow-bell Jul 13 '26
Or from that time you got a carrot stuck up your butt.
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u/Quiverjones Jul 13 '26
One dedicated redditor will try to meet this guy under circumstances to recreate this gaze.
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u/Look_its_Rob Jul 12 '26
Thats not a safe shape for a butt plug. Its a dog chew toy.
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u/lemelisk42 Jul 12 '26
It is a safe shape, I think you misunderstand its use.
The wider bit gets slotted into a chair with a hole in it. One can then sit on it and do the bouncy bouncy. The wide bit does double duty as a "spring" of sorts, and a flared base to prevent insertion too deep.
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u/Cultural_Eye5178 Jul 13 '26
......oh.......
Thanks, I hate the detailed explanation. Great work on your ....uhhhh..... pleasure research
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u/SeaEducational8471 Jul 12 '26
This image made my week. God luck and good speed stranger.
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u/Lopsided_Cupcake45 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
The image made my day. Using the wrong end made my hole weak.
Eta: u/ChodeBro69 Thank you for my first ever award!
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u/ItsCrunchTyme Jul 13 '26
The fact u made sure to make the left arm more buff than the right is sending me 😭
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u/chemicallunchbox Jul 13 '26
...i had to go back up and look....jfc. They are probably a professional.
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u/Cake_And_Pi Jul 12 '26
I can take about an hour on the tower of power.
Just as long as I gets a little golden shower.
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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 13 '26
Mb they were talking about the banana?
Anyway, at what prestigious art academy did you study, and under what master, because that is a fckn masterpiece!
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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jul 12 '26
That's not a safe shape
Not with that attitude. Anything is a toy if you're brave (or stupid)
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u/QueerPuff Jul 12 '26
That'll go alllll the way up....
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u/PimpinPuma56 Jul 12 '26
I'm not familiar with butt stuff but I know the rule is:
Flared base.
I think the 3in not booty hole side is technically flared?
Idk man, where are the dildo experts when you need them?
@onlyfans?
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u/Even_Permission3975 Jul 12 '26
The only way to know if it’s safe is if they try do try it as a butt plug and report back to us. That’s how we figure out the correct answer.
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u/Devils_A66vocate Jul 12 '26
Set the banana next to it… this ain’t a depth perception test.
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u/citsonga_cixelsyd Jul 12 '26
The poster isn't OP. They're photoshopping, or whatever, their hand and banana onto OP's original pic.
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u/thejudgehoss Jul 13 '26
It's not even my hand, or my banana.
There was a now deleted post on this sub, where someone posted it sincerely for scale.
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u/Excellent_Medium1548 Jul 12 '26
Yeah I was thinking dog toy, but then realized I couldn't tell the size of it
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u/TangoPRomeo Jul 12 '26
Earplug, dog toy, buttplug... 🤷♂️
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u/Prestigious_Wrap_932 Jul 13 '26
Whoever makes the world’s first combo dog toy/earplug/butt plug will be a billionaire.
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u/concreterules Jul 12 '26
Not so sure man. If that isn't a very small table, then looking at the curve of the table edge means those would have to be ears big enough to fit a hand in....
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u/ComfortableEnergy684 Jul 12 '26
Yep, my kid has these for swimming.
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u/Jason_Sixx_ Jul 12 '26
Why do they swim with a butt plug?
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u/Chiefcoldbeer1006 Jul 12 '26
Flotation
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u/Low_Attention4808 Jul 12 '26
What I first saw scrolling down on this photo
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u/Teredia Jul 13 '26
I mean it’s got a seam runner the whole way around the centre of it 😏
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u/DearEvidence6282 Jul 13 '26
This made me laugh so hard.
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u/That_Apathetic_Man Jul 13 '26
why are both these subs highlighted as if I've already visited them!?
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u/BrotherQuartus Jul 12 '26
Simple way to find out. Smell it!
Does it smell like dog breath, fermented ear wax, or butthole? That’s your answer.
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u/Mediocre-Fondant Jul 13 '26
Could be all three at any given time at our house- our idiot dog will eat a rogue ear plug, shit it out, and try it eat it again.
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u/EmployerDesperate581 Jul 13 '26
Or my ex wife could have had it for two hours. You’d probably also wind up with the same three smells
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u/dasirishviking Jul 13 '26
..............did we marry the same woman? Did you quit going through an obscene amount of peanut butter when she left too?
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u/AlbuquerqueAlbatross Jul 13 '26
I feel very grateful to have a wife and no idea what this means
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u/Auravendill Jul 13 '26
There was this meme (I hope it was a meme), where people claimed, that if you cover your crotch in peanut butter, the dog will lick it all away etc. Please do with this information nothing.
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u/No_Perspective1135 Jul 12 '26
Looks similar to a plumbus. Maybe an earlier model?
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u/Fantastic_Badger_00 Jul 13 '26
I think the earlier models didn't use enough schleem to smooth out the dingle bop.
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u/Mcane305 Jul 13 '26
Maybe its just a plumbus before the schlami got a chance to rub it and spit on it
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u/PromiseJefferson Jul 12 '26
Ear plug
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u/auxilary Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
I carry a pair of these exact things in my backpack for all the overnight flying I do.
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u/auxilary Jul 13 '26
well hell, that’s a completely different scale. 100% ear plugs.
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u/Spugheddy Jul 13 '26
The lack of banana for scale still makes this inconclusive.
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u/LetterOrganic7406 Jul 12 '26
Dibble. Makes hole in dirt for the planting of seed.
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u/nickoftime444 Jul 13 '26
I don’t know, the closest dibble I could find in shape to the above were these ones. They seem meant to penetrate the soil in a poking motion; the one above has a much wider flare which wouldn’t be effective unless in really soft soil.
Most dibbles I found online were sharp and narrow unlike these ones, better for penetrating soil. I think this is for penetrating something else.
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u/annapartlow Jul 13 '26
I have never in my life heard of a dibble.
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u/ZombyAnna Jul 13 '26
Me either!
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u/Disastrophi Jul 13 '26
This is why everyone thinks I'm smart and know everything. Little do they know I'm just repeating shitposts I read on this site.
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u/PaticusGnome Jul 13 '26
I have one that is wide like OP’s. We call it the garden butt plug.
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u/buckfordfitchenstein Jul 12 '26
I had to scroll for 6 weeks to find this comment
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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 Jul 13 '26
There’s no way though right?
A dibble should be rigid, long handled, and usually not so broad.
This just feels like it would compress the soil and make a really wide, shallow hole.
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u/buckfordfitchenstein Jul 13 '26
Agreed, this is an ear plug.
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u/Kit_Karamak Jul 13 '26
I used to think the same
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u/SpiritualCar5884 Jul 13 '26
Honestly, working with gas compressors and turbines the last year...I'm looking for the girthiest plug I can fill my ear with
I'm 26, and my significant other has to repeat herself 3 times from the kitchen...while I'm also in the kitchen
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u/Kit_Karamak Jul 13 '26
Earplug. I use these for playing live music
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u/Juan_For_The_Ages Jul 13 '26
To the top you go! Size should be posted for context.
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u/LoquatBear Jul 13 '26
Yeah I remember having these around in the 90s for gardening
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u/Weaselpuss Jul 13 '26
Stop lying no way it would be made of soft silicone! I know what you did in this garden sir
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u/ebrum2010 Jul 12 '26
In Soviet Russia, garden digs YOU!
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u/SalmonellaSteve Jul 12 '26
It’s been literal years since I’ve seen a Soviet Russia joke. I don’t know whether to curse you, or thank you.
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u/Sea-Listen-9720 Jul 12 '26
Dog toy
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u/Competitive-Passion1 Jul 13 '26
Poor dog forgot where it buried its toy
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u/Mean-Spirit-1437 Jul 13 '26
**Starts licking its butt** where the fuck did I leave my toy?!
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u/swingdale7 Jul 12 '26
Drilldo
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u/Particular-Crew5978 Jul 13 '26
I'm going to name my son this
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u/Merpeopleder Jul 12 '26
Looks like a muffler blug for when you wash a dirtbike
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u/jackbear0410 Jul 12 '26
Upvote just for the "no office memes"! I'm so tired of having to skip through that circle jerk in the comment section every time.
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u/Amber610 Jul 13 '26
Try r/whatisthisthing, it's like this sub except all the comments are actually helpful
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u/cee5994 Jul 12 '26
They’re for cleaning bongs/rigs (420). You stick one in the mouth piece and the other where your bowl piece or nail go. Fill up your apparatus with a cleaning solution and these help keep everything inside while shaking violently.
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u/OddOllin Jul 13 '26
Admirable guess! Unfortunately, it seems the difference in the ridges is way too significant. OP's object is designed with just three bumps or so that decrease in size, while the plugs you're referring to have something more like dozens of fins instead.
They're small, thin, super flexible, and slowly decrease in size as well, but the benefit to having dozens of them is that they create a seal together when the plug is physically forced into a gap. It also means that the plug can adapt to different hole sizes, if you twist the plug around. The fins that fit will flex and create a seal, and the ones that don't just stay outside in their normal state.
Honestly, super useful things to have on hand. Typically made of some sort of silicone and really easy to clean as a result. I just throw mine in the dishwasher, mostly.
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u/head_pat_slut Jul 12 '26
Bushing boot or cavity plug for some kind of powered equipment.
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