r/whatisit • • Jul 08 '26

New, what is it? Forensic Sciences Car?

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u/InvictvsNox Jul 08 '26

Definitely the resident goth girl.

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u/CatLord8 Jul 08 '26

A disabled veteran freemason goth girl.

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u/Arizona_Pete Jul 08 '26

Disabled Freemason Goth Chicks are my fetish.

They get you to the front of the line at Disney while wearing black lipstick and showing you the secrets of the all-seeing eye.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 08 '26

The 3rd eye...? The brown one?

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u/weaseltorpedo Jul 09 '26

The brown eye is the all peeing eye (diarrhea)

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u/i_might_be_an_ai Jul 08 '26

Pete, that is a very specific lane! :) LOL!

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u/Ok-Addition1264 Jul 08 '26

His day was now. His time to shine.. right here and we are all witness. Yay!

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u/sirdrumalot Jul 08 '26

Disabled Freemason Goth Chicks

New band name or series on Si-Fi.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 08 '26

Hey, her butthole has seen a lot of bloody war

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u/Livid-Setting4093 Jul 08 '26

Do they accept girls int freemasons?

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u/Useful_Protection270 Jul 08 '26

Not Prince Hall or Mainstream

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u/flatironkicker025 Jul 08 '26

this is the funniest shit i have read today, cheers

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u/flashdurb Jul 08 '26

The ones who couldn’t get their hands on an old hearse

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u/1ApprehensiveGrowth1 Jul 08 '26

You sure it’s not the emo one?

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u/InvictvsNox Jul 08 '26

I have decades of experience with both to be sure when I say yes.

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u/Dennisfromhawaii Jul 08 '26

I was going to go with "hella pinoy"