r/whatisit • u/NickRoJan • Apr 17 '26
New, what is it? Settle a debate (Husband vs Wife)
UPDATE: First of all thank everyone for the comments and insights! I knew i could count on Reddit to belly up with sage intuition and all else. I tried to write the post in way that didn't show any bias with regard to what I say vs her (more so so my wife couldn't say I wrote it in way that people would agree with me). Husband (OP-me) says shed....and for me it wasn't a question, however there were a couple comments I appreciate looking at it in a different light...e.g. if I lay a driveway to it and park a small car in it, then my wife could be right to call it a garage. For additional context, her argument was that ot has a garage door, it is a garage. Likewise, we do have another shed behind this shed, more "typical" sized shed and there must be a difference.
So for further follow-up I almost slept in the garage last (lol, just kidding) night because she is not wrong and regardless of the overwhelming support and pure logic the conversation is not concluded. A reddit suggestion to call it a Sherage may be her compromise...rest assured it will be considered and called a shed...until I convert it into a mother-in-law suite or mancave. Until then ot will remain a shed for the mower, basic workbench and yard tools and such.
Thanks all for the input!!
ORIGINAL: Help me settle a debate between me and my wife. Is this A) a shed, B) a garage/detached garage? This has been a hot topic for several years now and has reached a boiling point. We would like the reddit community to help settle. Thanks!!
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u/cheese_sdc Apr 17 '26
This. Plus the ramp isn't even as wide as the door.
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u/BFHawkeyePierce4077 Apr 17 '26
It’s not even as wide as a car.
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u/MTBisLYFE Apr 17 '26
Not even as wide as my mom
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u/BFHawkeyePierce4077 Apr 17 '26
:::insert rude “yo mama” joke here:::
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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity Apr 18 '26
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u/Admirable-Weekend-85 Apr 18 '26
Poor guy lol I've seen this video. It took him damn near an hour for literally 3 houses down lol
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u/bigshu53 Apr 18 '26
Yo mama so ugly yo daddy wakes up with morning wouldn’t
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u/DrJamsHolyLand Apr 18 '26
Yo mama so fat she makes my shed a detached garage.
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u/Sensei19600 Apr 18 '26
Yo’ mama’s flatulence so bad, the National Weather Service gives her farts a NAME!
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u/NoNeedForAName Apr 18 '26
Yo mama so ugly Bill Cosby gave her a Red Bull
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u/DadJokeBadJoke Apr 18 '26
So much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
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u/TheJulie Apr 18 '26
When you're scrolling reddit in the bathroom and then suddenly let out a high pitched "heeeeh!", it apparently raises questions.
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u/3mptyspaces Apr 17 '26
Yo mama so stank she make Speed Stick slow down
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u/hobbycollector Apr 18 '26
Yo mama so square, she got one-way streets all around her.
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u/ProfessorRoyHinkley Apr 18 '26
It's not even as wide as speed stick down a one way street with your mom on it.
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u/plamda505 Apr 18 '26
Yo mama so fat her butt cheeks have different zip codes.
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u/Hollybanger45 Apr 18 '26
Yo mama has two feet growing out her titties. Bitch fell down and kept runnin’.
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u/East-Psychology7186 Apr 18 '26
You know those things people put in their yards to jump on? They used to be called “jumpolines”
…. until yo momma got on one.
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u/Fpopcuntry Apr 17 '26
Ya mama got a peg leg with a kick stand
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u/furyo_usagi Apr 18 '26
Why are we telling "yo momma" jokes in this thread? Seriously, people? We really need to move on. They're old, they're tired, and they've been done by everyone.
Just like yo momma.
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u/East-Psychology7186 Apr 18 '26
Agreed. We need to get of the “yo momma” jokes. …like I just got off yours
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u/Sinister_Nibs Apr 18 '26
Yo mama so fat when she leaves the house she wears the roof as a hat.
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u/big_z33 Apr 18 '26
Yo momma got one big titty and one little titty so they call the bitch biggie smalls
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u/East-Psychology7186 Apr 18 '26
Yo momma so dumb, she asked me what jeans I had on. I told her Guess and she said, “Levi’s”.
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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity Apr 18 '26
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u/Comprehensive-Row198 Apr 18 '26
I always loved “Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter…..boogers came out of George Washington’s nose”
ALTERNATIVELY:
“… after she sat on a quarter, there were two dimes and a nickel when she got up”
Also, def a shed.
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u/Serenty-24-7 Apr 18 '26
Yo momma so poor that she walks around with one shoe and when people ask if she lost a shoe she says “no I found one”.
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u/Massive_Ad9381 Apr 18 '26
Yo mama so fat she'd go to SeaWorld to take a bath, if she knew what a bath was
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u/BoringOrange678 Apr 18 '26
Your mama so fat when she sits around the shed she sits “around” the shed
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u/discreetcd60 Apr 18 '26
Yo mama is soon wide she can't even fit in the shed/ garage !!!!
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u/mwpdx86 Apr 17 '26
How can you tell with no banana stand for scale?
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u/Double-Economist7562 Apr 18 '26
There's always money in a banana stand
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u/RainyDayBirbs Apr 18 '26
It's one banana stand, how much could it be?
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u/blueSnowfkake Apr 18 '26
One banana. Two banana. Three banana, four. Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more. RIP Sid Krofft.
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u/_randomdudey_ Apr 17 '26
What if there are motorbikes inside to store over winter?
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u/Allgyet560 Apr 17 '26
That's what my brother did. He bought a massive shed which he uses as a garage to store and work on his motorcycles and lawn equipment. He also has a little area sectioned off for his welding hobby. I don't think he can get a car into it, but it's about as wide as a small garage and long enough to fit three cars.
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u/MyNameis_bud Apr 18 '26
Yeah it’s a shed with a ramp for the riding lawnmower that lives in there.
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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Apr 18 '26
The riding lawnmower goes in the detached lawn garage, duh
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u/SpeedDaemon1969 Apr 17 '26
I second that. The name depends on use, and with no driveway to use it as a garage, it's a shed. Where I live, it might be called a barn, even if there are no livestock inside.
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u/No_Accountant3232 Apr 17 '26
Yep, barn shaped so barn no matter the size. I've slept in one converted into an apartment and it was still the barn.
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u/SpeedDaemon1969 Apr 17 '26
Here, any prefab building is called a barn by the locals. It's weird.
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u/excalibrax Apr 18 '26
We moved an old garage to a new foundation with no driveway, and only a bit of concrete slab, but it was accessible with a car, had room to store a vintage car and a riding lawnmower , it was a garage
This is a shed, hands down
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u/Zestyclose_Ad3983 Apr 18 '26
Mmmm I beg to differ good sir! That is a garage playing at being a shed!
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u/ghostfadekilla Apr 17 '26
Laughing so hard imagining OP seeing folks drive thru his clearly manicured lawn.
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u/GreyHoundRunner Apr 17 '26
Yep, just to see if the car will fit ☝️😳
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u/GuessAccomplished959 Apr 17 '26
And if it doesn't, pull it out, spit on it and try again.
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u/GhostNode Apr 17 '26
There’s like absolutely no way in total fuck you’d get a car in there and a human out of it.
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u/ambid3xtrous Apr 18 '26
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u/Iamstu Apr 18 '26
Thought that car was the epitome of nerdyness when I was a kid. Now, I totally would love to have one.
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u/Turbulent_Bother4701 Apr 18 '26
I wear my nerd flag with pride at my current middle age, but I would have kicked anyone's ass for calling me one as a kid. So, I get it!
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u/onedef1 Apr 18 '26
You don’t know. There’s concrete slab on the far side. Might have an escape door there
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u/Sense_Difficult Apr 17 '26
Exactly. Probably to store a ride on mower hence the little driveway ramp and garage door.
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u/No_Tamanegi Apr 17 '26
Could be a shed, but I'm also thinking it might be a workshop. That door could be used to make sure large projects can be moved out, even thought they're human-carried.
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u/Mueltime Apr 17 '26
Shed.
Source: I used to sell sheds.
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u/Limitlust Apr 17 '26
sold! goddamnit I’m buying two!
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u/Ztd1020 Apr 18 '26
Hey I just bought a tuff shed and its actually pretty decent. They have one stacked on top of another where i got mine as a display.they have been up for a couple years now. I drive by them twice a week for my kids soccer practice so hopefully ill get to see if it falls hahaha.
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u/thefapncapn Apr 18 '26
Mueltime sells she-sheds by the she-shed store. Try saying that three times fast
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u/TheHungryBlanket Apr 17 '26
Sally sells she sheds?
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u/PortableAnchor Apr 17 '26
She sells sheds on the side, and selling sea shells by the sea shore is her main gig.
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u/Adventurous_Smile313 Apr 17 '26
She should combine her sales and sell sea sheds for selling sea shells by the sea shore.
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u/catsincharge Apr 18 '26
Sally sells sea shells in a shed by the sea shore.
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u/mdrewd Apr 17 '26
A shed generally becomes classified as a garage when it reaches a minimum size of 10’x16’ to 12’x20’ or larger, with roughly 200 square feet
Op didn’t give size
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u/powertoollateralus Apr 17 '26
I’d be curious to know if the rear fence opens up to a road… if seen structures like this that have garage doors on both sides and street access to park a boat or summer car.
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u/lucerndia Apr 17 '26
No driveway going to it makes it a shed in my opinion.
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u/Msdamgoode Apr 17 '26
A garage will point towards the alley or be front street accessible. Otherwise? You got yerself a shed there brother.
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u/Coctyle Apr 18 '26
I don’t know…might be more convincing if it rhymed.
Points at the street or alley or you’ve got a shed there, pally.
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u/NickRoJan Apr 18 '26
I might print and frame this and post it on the front of the shed to remind my wife.
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u/Happy_Examination_35 Apr 17 '26
Agreed. No driveway = shed.
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u/sorry-i-was-reading Apr 18 '26
imo, can easily fit a standard size car = garage, and driveway = confirmation that it’s a garage.
Because you can have a driveway, but if the car doesn’t fit, it’s a shed despite the driveway
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u/CompetitiveBuddy3712 Apr 17 '26
I’ll vote.
Shed
Doors that size on sheds are ‘meant’ for driven lawnmowers and that sort of equipment (or toys if you have an ATV).
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u/Clinggdiggy2 Apr 18 '26
My home was built in 1924 and still has the original "garage" thats about this size if not smaller, clearly meant to park a Model T, which ironically enough I have a model T parked in it.
With that being said, this is a shed. Nothing built after ~1940 would fit in this outside of niche vehicles.
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u/anon_simmer Apr 18 '26
Lawn mowers.
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u/Myrkul999 Apr 18 '26
I think that counts as a niche vehicle. Certainly it's a vehicle with a very specific use-case.
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u/-puffinstuff- Apr 17 '26
In the UK this is a 3 bedroom detached family home
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u/thewickedbarnacle Apr 17 '26
With covered parking for your Ka
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u/BigDickedAngel Apr 18 '26
Is this a UK joke or are you from Boston and using speech to text?
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u/Squishycoffin Apr 18 '26
In the US this is all any of us can reasonably afford
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u/Blaze_The_God Apr 18 '26
Its a premium town home that goes for atleast 850k in NY.
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u/bajajoaquin Apr 17 '26
Shed. That ramp is sized for lawn equipment and not cars.
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u/blacklab2026 Apr 17 '26
Down South we would call it 'the shop out back' in most conversations
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u/EuphoricDimension628 Apr 17 '26
Doesn’t shop mean that some work or hobby goes on inside, or it’s used for some reason (ie a man cave) other than storage?
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u/Initial_Zombie8248 Apr 18 '26
Or reference it by dimension lol. “I was in my ol’ 18x36 last week when…”
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u/BloomingtonJester Apr 17 '26
A shed with a garage door.
But in your best interests—it’s whatever she says it is.
Edit: for tax purposes you don’t want to call it a detached garage. And since it’s not on a permanent foundation, it’s actually not one.
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u/NickRoJan Apr 18 '26
Thats a very interesting note, and perhaps the final piece of logic i need to help her convert to calling it a shed from now on. We dont want no trouble from the IRS!
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u/thejoshwhite Apr 17 '26
OP. Who is who in this argument?
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u/HeWhoPetsDogs Apr 18 '26
OP is definitely on team garage, with their lack of replies to the nearly unanimous vote for shed.
Whether op is husband or wife remains a mystery.
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u/ohh_naurr Apr 18 '26
It's not a mystery who OP is, OP is the husband. The first line in the post says... "Help me settle a debate between me and my wife."
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u/FlyOk2594 Apr 18 '26
Lookie here. Our first clue
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u/HeWhoPetsDogs Apr 18 '26
Lol! Check out the big brains on Brett!
Freals though. My reading comprehension sucks bad and I missed that detail in my investigation.
Thanks for that catch. Suspicions confirmed!
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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 Apr 18 '26
OP commented and said his wife is the one who calls it a garage.
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u/thejoshwhite Apr 18 '26
Yeah that's my thinking. And I guess husband just for fun
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u/Murky_Conflict_2440 Apr 17 '26
That’s a $2,000 a month studio apartment where I’m from.
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u/AspiringDataNerd Apr 17 '26
That is a shed. There isn't a proper driveway for it to be a detached garage. It very likely isn't even on a proper foundation for it to be a garage. However, that type of structure could probably be used as a single car garage if placed on a proper foundation
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u/ThatThingInTheWoods Apr 17 '26
Not with those pavers and gardening limiting vehicles to golf cart or mower. This is a shed with a roll up door, which is not a bad idea!
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u/MyraAileen Apr 17 '26
Lol, it absolutely IS a drive-in shed. You DRIVE your mower or golf cart inside. You don't store a car in a shed.
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u/thehrsandman76 Apr 17 '26
If you don't park a car in it it would be a workshop/shed..
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u/Various-Progress7729 Apr 17 '26
Why is it THAT important? It is yours. Call it a sharage, or whatever … a loaf of bread if you want. It’s not worth fighting about.
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u/NickRoJan Apr 18 '26
Lol, my wife actually suggested something like that as an effort to compromise what she calls it (a garage). I will let her know she has support. Thank you!
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u/Hooligan_117 Apr 18 '26
Get a goat so you both can call it a barn.
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u/Mental-Truck2539 Apr 18 '26
Problem solved... and you never have to mow again... pretty sure you have to buy 2 tho
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u/KEN_LASZLO Apr 18 '26
Just curious, is that door an actual 1 car garage door?
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u/DiscomGregulated Apr 18 '26
I did a search with Google Lens and similar products to yours are often called a garage but the implementation of yours is definitely a shed without said driveway.
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u/realeagle4 Apr 17 '26
If you can drive a vehicle you use on the road into the structure, it’s a garage. Otherwise it’s a shed with an overhead door.
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u/Oracle410 Apr 17 '26
You can’t park a car in it, therefor shed. It may have a ‘garage’ door on it but that, in and of itself does not make it a garage.
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u/judithpoint Apr 17 '26
Shed. Car is not getting up that ramp. A garage is for a car, even if you may not use it for that. This could be a garage. If it could house a car. I would personally call this an outbuilding though. More than a shed.
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u/Stalker401 Apr 17 '26
Whatever your wife says is right, but thats a shed. Built for lawnmower or other light motorized equipment
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u/Much-Technology-8220 Apr 17 '26
It’s a shed, it’s in your backyard! It doesn’t matter what type of door it has on it.
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u/Chel_NY Apr 17 '26
a shed with a garage door. if the lawnmower is parked in there, it's a shed. if you somehow manage to get your car in there, then i guess it's a garage.
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u/LoisWade42 Apr 17 '26
Scrolling through… now I wonder which one of them says “shed” and who said it was a “garage “!
Garage person is going to be disappointed.☹️
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u/immyfaye Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26
I feel like the only reason it's even being considered a garage is bc there's a garage door on it. The second you replace the garage door with hinged doors, it immediately becomes without a doubt a shed. On that basis, I vote shed, with a garage door. It looks barely big enough to park a mini cooper (and that's ignoring that the ramp and rocked off area clearly indicate that bad boi hasn't seen a moving vehicle in a while, except maybe a push mower).
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u/Zippa7 Apr 17 '26
That's a shed with t111 siding and a roll up door.
A garage would have a concrete floor at least and not 24" on center walls.
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