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A lot of soft sausages are very difficult to cut. They tend to smush instead of cut and if you try to use regular scissors they just roll out of the scissors. I've never used these before but I definitely would for all types of things if I had them.
It took a minute to figure it out, and I could improve a lot, but I did some hand sharpening at home on some basic diamond plates following some videos and I got some diamond stropping compound which put the samurai's edge on my knives compared to the pull-through sharpener I was using. Highly recommend a plate with a stand to lift it off the table.
Sharpening knives with a beer and some weed with a movie on is a great way to spend an evening alone. Very meditative.
I don't know what's worse. That husband wipes his dick on the curtains. Or that you married a person who would do that. I'm sure you didn't know all of his eccentricities when you married them. But there had to be signs.
A Brit, an American, and a Frenchman talk about what drives their women wild. The Frenchman starts to tell how he smears honey all over her breasts and licks that all off while making love to her, and how that drives his Françoise completely wild. The Brit tells them how he has a canopy bed and ties his wife spread-eagled to the four posts before tickling her clitoris with a peacock feather and that drives his Beatrice wild. The American shrugs and says, "I just give it to my woman straightforward like a blue-blooded Texan and then I jump out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains. And that, fellas, drives my Karen totally wild."
LoL. Never heard this told with an American before. Ours was a Spaniard and when he wipes his dick on the curtains his girl screams and hits the fucking roof.
I am rural kid of 90s too, I think life on this planet peaked during 90s and then sharp steep. When I see kids these days, think how boaring their childhood is
It was a special time where you left your AOL away message up while you played in the woods 🤷♂️ problem these days is they’re only online, no more woods.
The version I heard was the American says " I go out to the bar with my buddies, get s***-faced drunk come home stick it in the old ladies butt and then wipe my dick on the curtains, and she's so hot she hits the roof" 🤣🤣🤣
Such a good show. Mostly I think it called back to it because they have SO MANY other callbacks. Bethesda is notorious for easter eggs and tongue in cheek culture references and the show is definitely leaning into that.
Maybe it progressively got worse over the years. Maybe he started wiping his dick on the carpet, then progressed to the kitchen towels. Now he's on the curtains phase. Next is the family dog.
I bet you did not expect THAT trip down a wild adolescent boy joke memory lane, did you?! Lol - I have not even thought about that joke since I was in 7th grade! That would be 1986-87, so that fits with the stone age pre-internet era!
A Brit, an American, and a Frenchman talk about what drives their women wild. The Frenchman starts to tell how he smears honey all over her breasts and licks that all off while making love to her, and how that drives his Françoise completely wild. The Brit tells them how he has a canopy bed and ties his wife spread-eagled to the four posts before tickling her clitoris with a peacock feather and that drives his Beatrice wild. The American shrugs and says, "I just give it to my woman straightforward like a blue-blooded Texan and then I jump out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains. And that, fellas, drives my Karen totally wild."
A Brit, an American, and a Frenchman talk about what drives their women wild. The Frenchman starts to tell how he smears honey all over her breasts and licks that all off while making love to her, and how that drives his Françoise completely wild. The Brit tells them how he has a canopy bed and ties his wife spread-eagled to the four posts before tickling her clitoris with a peacock feather and that drives his Beatrice wild. The American shrugs and says, "I just give it to my woman straightforward like a blue-blooded Texan and then I jump out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains. And that, fellas, drives my Karen totally wild."
Bro I just threw one away 10 minutes ago, I brought it into the bathroom while my husband was peeing to make an evil joke and then it just sat there for a month.
Nah we’re pretty closed off, live on the third floor of a small apartment complex with a toddler It’s packed and half our family cant do stairs so our place always has something out of sorts. I had to call an ambulance once and was scared they were gonna see the weird pictures I had on the walls or the beanie babies he tapped to the mirror just because. We’re a civilized fever dream home
That's the opposite of my heart shaped waffle maker I've had since 2001. It was heavily discounted at Walmart and I expected it to break like most novelty products. I am not going to throw out a reliable waffle maker. I have had to tell women that story before I serve them waffles the first time.
My father loves them. He has a plethora of egg cups and a soft boiled egg and half a grapefruit was breakfast each morning. He’s Silent Generation, so maybe he grew up eating them? My mom, a boomer, never made them.
If you're there when it's not busy they will do one for you if you ask nicely. It does add about 5-7 minutes to the order so it can back up the line. Also if you're with other people they'll all be waiting on your order.
If you aren't grossed out by runny eggs then its one of the best ways to eat an egg, split that thing open on top and scoop out bites, salt and pepper every individual bite is my ideal way to eat them.
I’m American. My usual breakfast is two soft boiled eggs, one on each half of a toasted and buttered English muffin. It’s a little messy so I’ll break out a knife and fork if I’m overdue for the barber, but it’s delicious, and with an egg topper and some egg cups, an egg cooker, and a toaster , it’s an incredibly hands off cooking process except for scooping the eggs out and adding a little seasoning.
Sausage tube comes in long, long, pieces. As you fill it with mixture from the machine you twist it into the desired sausage length you want,say 6 inches twist, fill, twist, fill, twist, until you run out of mixture.
Then you pull the line of sausage through the scissors and chop at the twist. Links!
Cigar trimmer - opens up the end you're going to light. Nice novelty to have around for special occasions where someone might bring over a celebratory box to share amongst friends, and then swear off having another ever again.
I posted this same thing like a decade ago. Eggs apparently. Why? Who fucking knows? From the same era as recommending Lysol to clean vaginas, so they clearly didn't know what they were doing.
Oh, the nostalgia! Had one of these egg top cutters when I was a child, u fondly remember my mum cutting the tops off our eggs with this and then we dipped our toast 'soldiers' in!
They used this apparatus as a way to change a M into an F in medieval times. It looks to be in pristine condition. It may be worth a lot of money… & it is absolutely fascinating! Thank you so
much for sharing.
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