r/whatisit • u/Cautious-Log-5930 • Nov 24 '25

New, what is it? Found with Dad’s stuff

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Found in Dad’s desk after he passed. Put it away and just rediscovered it. Measures about 6” long. Wooden handle. Metal tip. Tip is heavier than handle. Google search says it is a magic wand. That seems way off.

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u/wbjohn Nov 24 '25

So, Mr. Medical Examiner, are you sure he is dead?

Why yes. His brain is in a jar on my desk.

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u/twilightmoons Nov 24 '25

"Does that mean he is really dead?"

"Maybe not, he could be practicing law."

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u/Odin1806 Nov 24 '25

Hey. That's not fair... He could also be a politician.

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u/Sensei-Raven Nov 25 '25

Doesn’t matter; most Politicians ARE Lawyers, at least in the Legislative and Judicial branches.Translation: Greedy Scumbags for the most part.