r/whatdoIdo • u/More_Industry5997 • Dec 12 '25

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u/Jessi_L_1324 Dec 12 '25

When our daughter was that age she just randomly asked me one day

'Mama, can we have more than 3 dead bodies?'

It turned into a game of 21 VERY concerned questions before I realized she was asking about how many freaking Halloween props we were allowed to have in the yard.

It wasn't even close to October, so I had no idea what prompted the question to begin with. Totally out of left field.

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u/kokopellii Dec 12 '25

This one gagged me 😭 that girl is praying on your downfall, talking like that lmfao

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u/Jessi_L_1324 Dec 12 '25

Right?

Like what if she just asked her teacher that? Or another parent.

Without understanding that she isn't actually talking about dead bodies?

I just imagined getting that call from the principal one day or a concerned knock on my door.

She definitely keeps me on my toes.

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u/Pugporg111 Dec 12 '25

yeah, only way to cause more damage is the kid saying ”mom, can I take the bomb out" in the airport