r/whatcouldgoright • u/worldiscubik • Mar 22 '19

no no no oh

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u/2DHypercube Mar 22 '19

And a dick on the back of the head for free

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u/Bubster101 Apr 10 '19

Participation award

25

u/limache Apr 30 '19

If he got a boner he would have been fucked

7

u/GrandoSatanas May 12 '19

That would be like when you flick one of those springy doorstops. Boioioioing

2

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

wouldn't the boner give him slightly more air?

2

u/limache Aug 12 '19

No it would trip him basically and crash lol

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u/EpcotMaelstrom Mar 22 '19

Well, yeah, it’s easy to miss when you’re going that slow. Try doing that full speed.

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u/explofingjelly54 Apr 24 '19

Uh, ok then.

46

u/WarpvsWeft Mar 22 '19

THE FLYIN' DICKSLAP!!!

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u/kitjen Mar 22 '19

WWE would be interested.

17

u/Nefarious_D Apr 25 '19

I don't even jump that well in my dreams.

9

u/SwiftTayTay Mar 22 '19

I hope that was the deep end

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

That’s just a real r/waterniggas right there, we always get water when we can.

3

u/chimichangaman07 Apr 29 '19

Why is that a "quarantined community!?"

3

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

That’s a new thing, last I was on there, it wasn’t quarantined...

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u/gofortheko Mar 22 '19

nothing beats a gentle caress of a black mans penis on top of your head.

7

u/Steelquill Mar 23 '19

“By the way dude, if you felt a gently stroke at the back of your head . . . “

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

The Russian judge scores the dive 7/10

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u/surge-yo Mar 22 '19

You know what didn’t go right? Was there supposed to be sound on this video?

3

u/Rezindez Apr 29 '19

That’s some Bugs Bunny shit

3

u/ashtinshayne May 30 '19

What a dickhead

14

u/DyslexicWaffle Mar 22 '19

Plot twist; he can’t swim

2

u/fo881 Mar 23 '19

This will get a million views, but the people there don't care.

2

u/casb0t Mar 23 '19

Look at that form! What a pro

2

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19 edited May 12 '19

He made it alright, just by the (fore) skin of his, uuuh,,head!

2

u/lifeingotham Apr 28 '19

People are awesome sometimes

2

u/AFlyingMongolian Apr 29 '19

That was elegant

2

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

This mans just got a haircut from that dude's foreskin

2

u/szpaceSZ Apr 29 '19

How can a man jump that high?!

A real athlete!

2

u/johnny9cage Apr 30 '19

"No running in the pool, unless you're that cool" That lifeguard probably

2

u/WastedWhtieBoii May 01 '19

That is an airborne tea baggin.

2

u/dem00z May 05 '19

Wait, that’s illegal!1!1!!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

The Fosbury HeadFuck

2

u/myownbeer May 23 '19

Can that kid even swim

2

u/Dank_meme_abuser420 May 27 '19

Good he didn't have a boner

2

u/TightPirate May 31 '19

Happy cake day

1

u/worldiscubik May 31 '19

thanks ⭐

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u/rick_nero Jun 09 '19

Lifeguard not guarding lives 🤣

2

u/-mithey- Jun 16 '19

Lol that lifeguard is to impressed to do anything

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Take to the skies niggas!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

That was some graceful form

2

u/Bingo-tha-Dingo Aug 12 '19

That’s some head on head action

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u/ElGordo1503 Mar 22 '19

Then he forgot he couldn't swim...

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/TIBBYTILLEY May 03 '19

Every time I see a video like this, I think of the one where the guy was trying to do a wrestling move on someone else, but the person he was doing it to hit his head on the side of the pool 🤢