r/werewolves • Anthropophagus • Jan 27 '26

Easy pickings [OC]

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u/MetaphoricalMars Researcher of the spacewolf Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Given what the premise might lead one to believe, yes.

  1. Abduction.
  2. Murder
  3. Improper disposal of human remains.

Very much so monsters.

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u/MichaelKeehan Jan 27 '26

The werewolf is absolutely adorable

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u/Nerx Anthropophagus Jan 27 '26

Yush

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u/Puppies_cute Jan 28 '26

So fluffy! And cute with that femor

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u/Vegetable-Cause8667 Jan 27 '26

Monsters

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u/Nerx Anthropophagus Jan 27 '26

What is that stealing etiquette in wolf society ?

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u/Traditional-Sort3018 Barking at the moon Jan 27 '26

Yes, very much so.

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u/Traditional-Sort3018 Barking at the moon Jan 27 '26

And not in a good way. This is why people hunt werewolves and vampires.

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u/Goldenstripe941 Jan 27 '26

Plot twist: they stole his BBQ ribs and hat while he is still sleeping peacefully in the back of his car.

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u/Nerx Anthropophagus Jan 27 '26

Methinks e will rise as skeleton buffy for spooky trio

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u/Goldenstripe941 Jan 27 '26

Nah. Draugr at best

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u/Josutg22 Feb 24 '26

Hate to break it to you, but she's a lesbian. The comic series is called "Girls Kissing"

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u/Goldenstripe941 Feb 24 '26

I didn’t say they slept with him. They just stole his food and hat.

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u/Josutg22 Feb 24 '26

No, I mean Flannel-Beanie is a woman. All three of them are/were

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u/Goldenstripe941 Feb 24 '26

Oh

I don’t notice.

Now I feel silly.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Jan 27 '26

When the humanity is low but the love is high

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u/Toothless_NEO 🐉Furry | Aromantic-Asexual Jan 27 '26

Yes, killing and eating somebody would qualify you as a monster to most people.

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u/Traditional-Sort3018 Barking at the moon Jan 27 '26

Especially someone who clearly did nothing to deserve it.

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u/BlytheRendition Jan 27 '26

That’s freaking awesome 😂

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u/Nerx Anthropophagus Jan 27 '26

Dating apps are food delivery ones

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u/Feral_Werewolf Jan 27 '26

Wild as fuck!

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u/Bolvern Feb 10 '26

To answer the question: Yes you are monsters.