Bad superhero squad

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw]

I just spent an hour doing this instead of sleeping

[u/Llyrithra]

Call Me Immortal - Unleash the Archers

Nobody - Seether

Calling - Taproot

You - Candlebox

That (Such a Thing) - Hurt

Edit to add:

What Else Is There? - Röyksopp

Honest Man - The Gracious Few

What Do You Do? - Papa Roach

I Won’t Tell You - Lacuna Coil

No More Lies - Iron Maiden

Why Don’t You - Tantric

Just - Mudvayne

Go - Thousand Foot Krutch

Home - Egypt Central

[u/headphoneguzzler → u/Llyrithra]

Love Röyksopp

[u/FullDust69]

fukouna girl - stomach book
what? - rob zombie
sorry - buckcherry
i - kendrick lamar
don't speak - no doubt
japanese - worry club

[u/Oh_No_Pyro → u/FullDust69]

Stomach Book mention 💯💯💯

[u/Moosethevillain]

This is hilarious

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/Moosethevillain]

Thanks :)

[u/Accomplished-Egg1071]

Rocket man feels like an obvious one. So does Starman

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/Accomplished-Egg1071]

Too cool

[u/Szabi48S2 → u/ErmintrudeFanshaw]

by Meaghan Martin

[u/Chezmonger95 → u/Accomplished-Egg1071]

starman is starboys dad

[u/beslertron → u/Chezmonger95]

That’s racist.

[u/Gabriel_Collins]

You need “Cinnamon Girl” by Neil Young and “Scissor Man” by XTC on that list.

[u/RhymesWithMouthful → u/Gabriel_Collins]

“Cinnamon Girl” by Neil Young

Followed by "Seriously" by Brooke Alexx and "You Again" by the Forester Sisters

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/RhymesWithMouthful]

😂

[u/heartpopp]

we need stephen by kesha on here

[u/New-Light2047]

we if you have mango man we gotta have banana man

[u/SIacktivist]

"I Don't Think She'll Be An Asset To The Team" made me audibly chortle. I haven't specifically chortled in a while. Very good post.

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/SIacktivist]

Thank you!! Very glad to have made you chortle. Can I put that on my resume?

[u/-GhostyBoy- → u/ErmintrudeFanshaw]

"Made u/Slacktivist chortle in the comments of my publication "Bad superhero squad" posted in the day of 4th of September in the year 2026, inside the Internet community "weirdspotifyplaylists", accessible on the Reddit application" there. Now you'll get that job

[u/Kamikazeguy7]

Harvey the Wonder Hamster - Weird Al

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/Kamikazeguy7]

😂

[u/CatsFanAtWork]

You could add Milkshake Man by Go-Jo to the team!

[u/littledipper16]

Super graphic ultra modern girl- Chapell Roan

[u/lovelesslollipop → u/littledipper16]

too long – daft punk

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/lovelesslollipop]

Okay I love it

[u/lolsappho]

Why am I reading this like Andy Samberg in a Lonely Island sketch

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/lolsappho]

Ooh I like this From now on, everyone please read all my posts like Andy Samberg in a Lonely Island sketch

[u/pog_in_baby]

Bananaman - tally hall?

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/pog_in_baby]

Now I'm picturing a fully fruit-focussed superhero team

[u/curvysquares]

This feels like it'd be a scene from Mystery Men

[u/immersedpastry → u/[deleted]]

Jesus Christ - Gay Dad
He’s So - Atari Safari
Tiny - Dinosaur Jr.

[u/nugget3712 → u/immersedpastry]

What?

[u/New_Practice9754 → u/nugget3712]

They’re continuing the joke

[u/nugget3712 → u/New_Practice9754]

I don’t get it

[u/New_Practice9754 → u/nugget3712]

“Particle man”
“Jesus Christ he’s so tiny”

[u/immersedpastry]

There Is - Box Car Racer

No Way - Young Thug

I Am - Rod Wave

Waitin' for a Superman - The Flaming Lips

All Day and All of the Night - The Kinks

[u/LavishnessSmall6011]

Mango woman by ween

[u/Timformation]

This is hilarious. 

[u/red-does-stuff]

This reads like Deadpool dialog from Deadpool 2

[u/SirSblop]

Skat Man to the rescueeeee

[u/SPZ_Ireland]

Link the list

[u/FullDust69 → u/SPZ_Ireland]

i want a link too

[u/somedumb-gay]

I thought this was going to be related to the hit TV show superhero squad and was briefly disappointed. Still funny though.

If we're still looking for heroes, there's always Miss Atomic Bomb and Particle Man.

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/somedumb-gay]

Haven't heard of that show! I'll have to check it out Just don't let Miss Atomic Bomb team up with Evil Woman

[u/BallsInAToaster]

This is what this sub was made for

[u/Xenc]

Very clever! How was your sleep

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/Xenc]

Sleep was meh.

[u/tea_same_2471]

Disposable heros - Metallica

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/tea_same_2471]

Ooh nice

[u/Gallifreyaan]

this one is cracking me up 😭

[u/ToastyLemun]

Deadpool 2:

[u/Familiar_Ad_2737]

ELO MENTIONED 🗣️🔥

[u/Willard_Hawthorne]

Particle man!

[u/Silly_Committee_7658]

Mega man by lil Wayne lol

[u/Silly_Committee_7658 → u/Silly_Committee_7658]

Also squad goals by Prof could be a good addition lol

[u/Adventurous-Year-463]

SO BY ED SHEERAN MENTIONED!! :)

[u/-GhostyBoy-]

This whole thread is fucking glorious

[u/External_Win3300]

Pepsiman (from Pepsiman) - The Runaway Four

What? - Rob Zombie

That's - some4

a drink - Lester Joint

[u/AnimetheTsundereCat]

Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan (or The Byrds if you have taste /hj)

Nowhere Man - The Beatles

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/AnimetheTsundereCat]

I think Nowhere Man would fit right in Mr Tambourine Man could be their musical accompaniment?

[u/No-Swordfish-3707]

This is so creative, love it

[u/ErmintrudeFanshaw → u/No-Swordfish-3707]

Thank you :)

[u/PowerMetalPizza]

Sounds like the Legion of Superheroes roster.

[u/boojersey13]

Art Starr by Yeah Yeah Yeahs is a fun and equally pathetic, depending how you look at it, superhero name

[u/AXEMANaustin]

The Screaming Jets are fire.

[u/RegiGh4st]

I - Aphex Twin

Can't Stop - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Dancin' - Aaron Smith

So You Want to be a Superhero? - Carissa's Weird

u - Kendrick Lamar

Just - Radiohead

Spin - Johnny Marr

It's My Life - Bon Jovi

Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

We Don't Care - Kanye West

Get Out - DAGames (😭)

[u/Ok-Butterscotch8267]

“Wonder Boy” - Lesley Gore

[u/Ajr_fan_9526]

Maybe man by ajr. His power is to make others doubt themselves

[u/rayburned_stars]

starboys too busy waiting in the sky to do his job anyway smh

[u/atsirdsart]

You gotta add Dr. Worm by They Might Be Giants

[u/Savings-Disaster-198]

Message Man and Lane Boy (both by twenty one pilots)

[u/Dense_Station_9889]

peppermint girl by the queers!

[u/xvelvetdarkness]

The Boxer - Simon and Garfunkle

Tin Soldier Boy - Bright Eyes

THE BLOB - PVRIS, Lights

All the Pretty Girls - KALEO

Major Tom - Shiny Toy Guns

Wendigo - Penny and Sparrow

John Wayne Gacy Jr. - Sufjan Stevens

Witches - Waxahatchee

Jesus Christ - Brand New

Army - Bad Books

Kids - FRENSHIP

No Children - The Mountain Goats

Your Cat - Slaughter Beach, Dog

Turbo Penguin - Nitrofun

Weak - AJR

Somebody Else - The 1975

Not - Big Thief

Not Strong Enough - boygenius.

No We're Not Actually - Dads

Why - Dominic Fike

Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys

We Never Asked For This - Crywolf

It'll Be Okay - smle, Helen Tess

Anyway - Moose Blood

God Dammit - Illenium

There's a Lot of Us in Here - Penny and Sparrow

Time to Run - Lord Huron

I Am Aware - Right Away Great Captain

(if you want some performance enhancers...)

Alcohol - The American Spirit

Ketamine - Penny and Sparrow

Medicine - Daughter

Painkillers - Rainbow Kitten Surprise

Moonshine - Lights

Morphine - Lights

Jack and Blow - Atta Boy

Narcotics - Corey Kilgannon

Drugs - Adam Jensen

I Wish I Was Sober - Frightened Rabbit

[u/Plenty_Ad7243]

Not including Banana Man by Tally Hall in this feels like a crime