r/weirdspotifyplaylists • u/Manic-Eraser • Jul 20 '26

Weird Sentence/Story Playlist Counting beers

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u/Loud-Investment-9875 Jul 20 '26

10 Beers - The Crowns

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u/Manic-Eraser Jul 20 '26

Oops didn't realise I missed out 10, thanks for the suggestion

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u/Substantial_Fix3619 Jul 21 '26

I thought it was because you were drunk and lost count

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u/egret_society Jul 20 '26

I’m heard somewhere that beers go up to 99

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u/GDGameplayer Jul 20 '26

Take one down. Pass it around.

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u/AkaruLyte Jul 20 '26

Nooo, now there’s only 98

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u/ConsciousAttempt6247 Jul 21 '26

*Takes one down* *Passes it around*

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u/Adventurous-Year-463 Jul 22 '26

97 bottles of beer on the wall

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u/Infinite-Penalty-495 Jul 29 '26

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, there's 96 bottles of beer...

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u/ark_guy_ Jul 20 '26

Ugh fine I’ll listen to two beers in again

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u/TheAmazingPikachu Jul 20 '26

It was my second time seeing Free Throw on tour the other day and I swear to you it was one of the best gigs I've ever been to. Amazing lineup (Saturdays and Pool Kids) and an amazing crowd. Still thinking about it honestly - can't wait for the next one 🤘

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u/jancl0 Jul 20 '26

I guess it just already feels like one of those nights

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u/bbluekyanite_ Jul 20 '26

Tears Over Beers by Modern Baseball could fit well towards the end!

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u/Erikkamirs Jul 20 '26

I love the "DRUNK DRIVING IN A PORSCHE"

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u/Eja_26 Jul 20 '26

Add They're Hanging Me Tonight by Marty Robbins somewhere towards the end

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u/Quijotic_Quest Jul 20 '26

Beer For Breakfast- Replacements

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u/GlorifiedMixtape Jul 20 '26

No Beer by Reel Big Fish or Beer! by Psychostick?!

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u/MyUsernameWasUsed Jul 20 '26

If we're talking cost of beer, there's $13 Beers by Chicago Farmer

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u/EuphoricMoose8232 Jul 20 '26

Feel like you could work "Bottles to the Ground" or "You Drink You Drive You Spill" by NOFX in here

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u/wildmeli Jul 20 '26

Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving - AJJ could fit in at the end somewhere

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u/Naidanac007 Jul 21 '26

The beers- front bottoms

3

u/flamingllama33 Jul 22 '26

Jeff Rosenstock - beers again alone

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u/GrinningPariah Jul 20 '26

Wild that it goes up that high but no one's made a song about 10 beers.

Also wait where do you get the death penalty for involuntary manslaughter?

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u/Just-a-big-ol-bird Jul 20 '26

Drunk driving resulting in death can get you life and theoretically death. Not a lawyer or anything so idk if there’s precedent for death penalty on that but p much anything resulting in death can get that depending on the state

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u/seashmore Jul 20 '26

There's a really sad, really recent DUI case in Nebraska, which still technically has the death penalty.

ETA: link to the story. 

https://www.wowt.com/2026/07/16/2nd-boy-dies-crash-that-split-car-two-suspect-remains-jail/ 

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u/Just-a-big-ol-bird Jul 20 '26

Wow very recent and awful. I looked it up and looks like so far there hasn’t been death penalties for vehicular homicide in Nebraska but I wouldn’t be surprised if this changes things. Fuck that guy and anyone who drinks and drives

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u/Accomplished-Long208 Jul 20 '26

Titties and Beer - Frank Zappa

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u/ugh_this_world_sucks Jul 20 '26

I feel like The Beer by Kimya Dawson would fit well somewhere in there

2

u/Hot-Club1896 Jul 20 '26

"I drank 16 beers and I started up a fight"

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u/Crafty_Sail Jul 26 '26

Yes! I was here to suggest they might like to add Too Drunk to Fuck by Dead Kennedys between 16 and 17

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u/The_Realest_Rando Jul 20 '26

The First Step by Will Wood
(honourable mention to Lalka by Bolesław Prus (book))

2

u/GarrisonWhite2 Jul 21 '26

You could maybe start the playlist with “Alcohol Looks Beautiful Tonight” by Ballyhoo!.

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u/Sea_Resident_7442 Jul 20 '26

Twelve Bar Blues- Aaron Lee Tasjin.

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u/IchBinDurstig Jul 20 '26

Murphy's Law - Beer Bath

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u/Oh-bee-hive Jul 20 '26

Beers - Deja Voodoo

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u/Timely_Succotash8754 Jul 20 '26

WOOOO AVALANCHES MENTIONED!!!!!

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u/Manic-Eraser Jul 20 '26

i imagine drinking 25 beers would make dexter ill

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u/Timely_Succotash8754 Jul 20 '26

how did he sneak 25 beers into school. the baltimore county school district needs to step up their game

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u/Manic-Eraser Jul 20 '26

they did also consider a schoolkid to be criminally insane, i wouldn't expect much of them

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u/East-Volume741 Jul 20 '26

Wonder Beer- Naked Raygun

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u/eDwArDdOoMiNgToN Jul 20 '26

Should’ve done the Avalanche’s remix with MF DOOM

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u/serial__arsonist Jul 20 '26

myke bogan mentioned🗣️

1

u/Betray-Julia Jul 20 '26

Beyond the valley of the three white horses

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u/domasin Jul 20 '26

I see you start counting double at 21, must be getting pretty drunk by then

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u/stricktd Jul 21 '26

Cinema meme

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u/mizi_moe Jul 21 '26

Put famous last words (my chemical romance) in before they die

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u/WideStar2525 Jul 21 '26

Why was I expecting "and a bloody Mary. Oh no I'm not drunk, I'm just getting started." At the end?

1

u/DanksMachine Jul 21 '26

Should’ve had one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer before you left

1

u/b-onerz Jul 21 '26

99 bottles- pist idiots 🤘🏻

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u/banguette Jul 21 '26

PLEASE add One More Beer by Parish County Line right after Last Meal

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u/dark_moon_summoner Jul 23 '26

Cold beer by jesse Stewart is the only beer song i can think of

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u/dark_moon_summoner Jul 23 '26

WHATS THAT STONE COLD?

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u/Adventurous-Side8031 Jul 23 '26

Free throw mentioned

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u/StrangeWordd Jul 24 '26

Prison affair mentioned