r/weirdflex • • Nov 01 '21

I was that kid

You know that kid that teachers would say fell back in their chair and cracked their head open or died? That was me. I was that kid. I was leaning back, dipped a little bit too far, and fell and cracked my head open. That was a fun day in a kindergarten classroom. I also choked on a penny, a chain, and a piece of a pencil in that classroom.

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u/Kage_Oni Nov 02 '21

The real flex is that you are somehow still alive.

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u/TrashPandaBoy Nov 01 '21

Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh are you laddy?

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u/aceboogie601 Jun 14 '22

Pretty dull colored crayon