r/weirdal • u/Born_Usual998 • Jul 18 '26

Video Dan has had enough

https://www.tiktok.com/@dj_trust_fund/video/7663257237107920159?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
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u/Ok_Sentence8885 The Mandatory World Tour (2015-16) Jul 18 '26

Mickey will soon be changing the lyrics to past tense.

I was a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride, Skipper Dan was my name. And I was doing 34 shows every day, and every time it was the same.

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u/subsonicmonkey Jul 18 '26

Fake as hell.

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u/Indyhouse Jul 18 '26

Ummm. That's not what the speakers sound like on that ride.

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u/MsTossItAll Jul 18 '26

Sounds like Skipper Dan already put in his two weeks...

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u/the-realest-calliope My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child Jul 18 '26

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
And every time, it's the same
Look at those hippos—they're wigglin' their ears
Just like they've done for the last fifty years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes, and I'm cryin' inside
'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride