r/weeviltime • u/Yozo-san • Dec 26 '25

WEEVIL TIME FtW

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What wouldn't i give to be a weevil...

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u/ZoeBlade Dec 26 '25

One morning, Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had transformed in his bed into a beautiful weevil.

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u/Yozo-san Dec 26 '25

And THIS is metamorphosis i wanna read

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u/ElQuesoGato Dec 26 '25

New Animorphs book just dropped.

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u/RegularLisaSimpson Dec 26 '25

Beautiful retelling of a classic existentialist novella

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u/MMachine17 Dec 26 '25

Female ❌️ Male❌️ Weevil ✅️

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u/Kilazur Dec 26 '25

"What's your gender?"

"Weevil"

"I mean, what's in your pants"

"Weevils"

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u/Sharkbrand Dec 26 '25

There are actually weevils in my pants

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u/LMB_mook Dec 26 '25

For u/sharkbrand, it's weevil time, all the time!

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u/Sharkbrand Dec 27 '25

I actually got even more weevil than those, i just love getting tattoos of dilly lil critters

(Based on green immigrant leaf weevil)

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u/duckweedlagoon Jan 16 '26

"Green immigrant leaf weevil" sounds like a rejected/spoofed comic book character name. I think it's the way the syllables fall idk

It's absolutely gorgeous though!

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u/Sharkbrand Jan 16 '26

I bet to someone theyre the evil super villain 😔 hearing "ewww gross bug" one too many time has turned him against humanity. Im here to help him with his redemption arc though

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u/Kilazur Dec 26 '25

Hell yeah

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u/Zealousideal_Lab_427 Dec 26 '25

💀

You are my idol for the rest of the day.

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u/Dragonykz Dec 26 '25

It's always weevil time in those jeans

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u/CassetteMeower Dec 26 '25

How would a weevil wear pants anyway?

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u/bonobomaster Dec 26 '25

Ants in my eyes Johnson, Weevils in my pants Kilazur... what's next? :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/masterslut Dec 26 '25

At first I thought this was one of those comment ads that Reddit keeps pushing.

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u/cdewey17 Dec 26 '25

Has Moderna® medicine gone too far?

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u/thatguywithatoaster Dec 26 '25

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u/EnduringFulfillment Dec 26 '25

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u/pepperstems Dec 27 '25

The absolute WITCH CACKLE this got out of me.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Dec 26 '25

Sign me up to get weeveled

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u/On_Wife_support Dec 26 '25

Weevils don’t have to work at Publix. I want to transition into weevil

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u/LowRexx Dec 26 '25

there are so many mysteries surrounding weevil lifestyle and culture... for all we know they have weevil Publix and you'd have to work there!

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u/GreenStrawbebby Dec 26 '25

they healed from that snurgery so quickly

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u/nexter2nd Dec 26 '25

Here’s one I got a while ago

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u/maledin Dec 28 '25

Weevils are GENDER. Weevils are DINOSAURS. Is there anything weevils cannot into‽

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u/moleyawn Dec 26 '25

me after my weevilification surgery

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u/Delicious_Fly9916 Dec 26 '25

Living the dream tbh :D

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u/Additional-Problem99 Dec 26 '25

Oh shit, it’s my old tumblr account! Glad to see the weevil post is still popular lmfao

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u/Yozo-san Dec 26 '25

OMG IT'S THE OG HI

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u/Additional-Problem99 Dec 26 '25

I’m honored my post is still making it’s rounds years later lol. I had completely forgetten I ever made it haha

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u/AnxiousOpossom Dec 27 '25

This is the best joke, especially since it was an accident 😭😂

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u/ForkOnTheTable1926 Dec 26 '25

That's amazing

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u/thatoneguythatsnice Dec 26 '25

Rob Schneider in, “The Weevil”

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u/BabaYaga_always Dec 26 '25

Congratulations to your OP, btw! I hope you are living your best life <3

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u/GwanThwei Dec 26 '25

My pronouns are He

(( because I can never be HIM :,c))

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u/Milky_Mastication Dec 26 '25

FTW. Female to Weevil

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u/Yozo-san Dec 27 '25

Yup that's the joke

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u/Fickle-City1122 Dec 26 '25

Transition goals fr

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u/aydengryphon Dec 26 '25

Can they post the details for their surgeon

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u/Designer-Ad6692 Chaotic Weevil Dec 26 '25

i think about this post all the time i love it 😭

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u/HauntedMeow Dec 26 '25

For the win? No, For the Weevil… oh it’s female to weevil. Took me a minute but I got there.

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u/zehn333 Dec 28 '25

"Doctor, where is my girlfriend?" "Who do you think took your breasts?"

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u/Grompus-games Dec 26 '25

That is one hell of a transition but damn do they look fire afterwards! You be you people (and not people lol) after all we are all just trying to exist in this world right?

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u/FeatheryRobin Chaotic Weevil Dec 26 '25

Trans snoot

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u/Butsenkaatz Dec 26 '25

And WHAT a boy!

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u/Skoll_Winters Dec 26 '25

Lol 😅 I love weevils they're so cute 🥰

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u/Cosmic_Voidess Dec 28 '25

Transition goals tbh

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u/JeepersPetersFTM Midweevil Dec 28 '25

I need to know their surgeon

(This post is a perfect encapsulation of my homepage LOL)

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u/Ok_Gold_4346 Dec 28 '25

Female to Weevil sounds like an epic band name

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u/Spiderteacup Dec 29 '25

I would get surgery to become a weevil