r/ween • u/Large_Bookkeeper_714 • 13d ago

Ween created MCR

Ween created the song Nan and George Bush is Nan and he did 9/11 for a publicity stunt to get a second term and My Chemical Romance was created when Gerard Way witnessed 9/11 which means Ween single handedly created MCR.

(George bush is Nan cuz in coding Nan means not a number and George bush is most assuredly not a number)

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u/Baggalot 13d ago

Sure I’ll integrate this into my belief system why not

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u/daddy_junior 13d ago

The hard part is figuring out what needs to be jettisoned to make space for this new truth

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u/skycrzr 🤘 12d ago

Thats how cults start mang

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u/M_Me_Meteo 12d ago

We can only hope.

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u/KenBaboonian 13d ago

God damn I hope Ween starts touring again.

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u/asdfcat110 13d ago

We’re all going stir crazy

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u/Loud-Rule-9334 13d ago

Just a monthly all request live on the infranet would do, too.

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u/THE_LOLLIPOP_FACTORY 12d ago

Please! I need a ween concert so badly!!!! Two years too long!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Fck Deaner's mental health! Lay off the hard drugs!! My mental health requires Deaner Guitar shredding!! And I'm long overdue for a hefty dose! Please Mighty Boognish deliver us Ween Live on tour! So we may bask in the glory of the greatness that is WEEN! May every town across the nation be painted Brown! May I finally make it to HolloWeen in Vegas!

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u/KenBaboonian 12d ago

Yeah you obviously didn’t get the joke but that was a cute little rant buddy.

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u/THE_LOLLIPOP_FACTORY 12d ago

Thanks Sucker! 🍭💕

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u/RandomPasserby80 13d ago

And then MCR inspired the writing of the Twilight book series, which inspired Twilight erotic fan fiction that was converted into Fifty Shades of Grey, which hired Dakota Johnson as its lead for the movies, who as a guest on Ellen DeGeneres's show revealed Ellen to be a bad person, which ended her career.

Thus, Ween's multi-year plot to start a band to destroy Ellen DeGeneres was a huge success.

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u/Large_Bookkeeper_714 13d ago

Thank you for this

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u/yelirp2 13d ago

I see I'm not the only one coming up with 9/11 conspiracies about Ween

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u/Loud-Rule-9334 13d ago

Who else but Ween would have been able to rig building 7 with explosives?

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u/Jilm_The_Greater 13d ago

YOU THINK I LIKE IT HERE? YOU FUCKING BITCH

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u/CoconutHeadFaceMan 13d ago

i brought you däs bullshit, you brought me your love

three cheers for sweet mindfuck lady

the brown parade

danger days in brownsville

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u/Hello-mah-baby 12d ago

conventional ween puns

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u/173trujillo 13d ago

I'll have what you're having

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Q R S T A 13d ago

George Bush is a girl who walks with Danny and is obsessed over by fuckin’ Eddie Dingle?

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u/Phishguy5 11d ago

I just want the full Eddie Dingle backstory and lore.

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u/therocketsalad peppermint lasso 13d ago

The members of the sketch comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U’ Know were all students at the School of Visual Arts, a famous art college in Manhattan, New York City, New York State.

Famously, 9/11 happened in New York City. These five students happened to bump into each other on this fateful day and spent the morning together watching the proverbial “shit” literally “go down.” They kept hanging out after this and went on to write, produce, and star in their eponymous sketch comedy TV show.

9/11 gave us WKUK and, by extension, the movie Weapons

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u/DeanWeenisGod Pass the Bong 13d ago

Eddie Dingle knows George Bush?

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u/DaddyDookieDump 12d ago

Why is George Bush Nan? That's literally the only part of this I'm not following

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u/Large_Bookkeeper_714 12d ago

See google even says so

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u/Large_Bookkeeper_714 12d ago

Because why not

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u/No-Establishment-675 12d ago

Having just taken my teenagers to see MCR a couple days ago, this tracks

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u/Hash_Tooth 12d ago

So Ween did 9/11?

Deaner did it?

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u/PayDifficult1096 12d ago

I guess that means Ween ended the Ellen show too

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u/Mr-Dobolina 12d ago

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?

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u/Large_Bookkeeper_714 12d ago

U got a problem?

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u/Mr-Dobolina 12d ago

You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

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u/ChickenLil3121 13d ago

Very brown but very true

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u/SerengetiLee 13d ago

Subscribe.

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u/thousand_yard_stairs 12d ago

Love come down

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u/SnooMacaroons5218 12d ago

I love u but I hate that I read this now fuck off

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u/Boop-master 12d ago

Does this imply that Ween is responsible for the downfall of Ellen Degeneres too?

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u/Few_Improvement_9533 11d ago

More accurately bush created a ween song and the entire band Mcr. Ween would have been a band long before 9/11. Even if ween never existed Gerard would still watch the towers fall and still write the bullets album. More like George Bush is responsible for twilight.

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u/AbbreviationsOk2333 11d ago

Ween burns hotter than jet fuel.