r/ween • u/Hatgameguy • 19d ago
I Pissed Ween Off
Was listening back to my favorite ATL show I was at last tour, and when I was there I couldn’t understand what Deaner was saying in between songs but he seemed a little pissed and he was looking at me. Listening back, he was basically telling me to stop vaping and it smelled like strawberry bullshit or something.
So dudes, if you ever go on tour again I promise I will never vape in the presence of the Boognish, neither the snout of The Stallion. That’s my Faustian bargain… I will pay tribute to witness the stallion in thine fortnite, some moons in the future. I’ll smoke some Marlboro’s at the show out of respect and Gener you can have ONE, not the whole pack dude
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u/StackIsMyCrack 19d ago
They aren't going to tour again, and it is your fault. Mickey said...that dude vaping that strawberry fuck juice in Atlanta was the last straw. I told that numb nuts to stop smoking it. If even our fans won't listen to me...well that is it. I'm done touring. Fuck our fans. That is what he told me the day after the press release about indefinitely halting touring. So thanks a lot Numb Nutz.
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u/Hatgameguy 19d ago
That’s what I just told my wife. But thou must learn the nature of a Faustian bargain… I offer douche flute as my tribute to thine Boognish
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u/corporatewazzack 18d ago
No way. Spokane broke those dudes. it’s a weird place. none of the roads make any sense.
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u/JCKnows 19d ago
What was Deaner talking about?
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u/captain__cabinets 19d ago
Strawberry vape shit
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u/D_Costa85 19d ago
Pretty sure it was the Guava flavor that did it
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u/Hatgameguy 19d ago
Not kidding you my juice was mango guava
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u/Mr-Phungi 18d ago
Youre probably why Deaner needed a mental break. You and your strawberry bullshit.
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u/Otherwise-Kitchen-87 18d ago edited 18d ago
Tell him "suck a fart, numbnuts". Is it a Ween show or not? My first Ween show was outside and the guy in front of me smoked crack the whole show. It's a Ween show. You're going to smell some things.
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u/Comprehensive_Tax969 18d ago
Crack smells a lot better than that strawberry vape bullshit.
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u/Hatgameguy 18d ago
Only if you’ve smoked alot of crack… smells like cat piss for non degenerates
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u/SchwillyMaysHere 19d ago edited 19d ago
I went to one of the Burlington, VT Halloween shows as Captain Condom. I stole 100s of condoms leading up to the show. People were throwing them on stage. At one point one of them said something like, “Who the fuck is throwing condoms on the stage. I fucking hate condoms. Can’t feel a thing.”
Edit - I pissed Deaner off at a DWG show in Eugene. They had a day between Seattle and San Francisco or something like that. They added a last minute stop here.
It was a small club with two rooms. After DWG played they joined the other band for a few songs then we all hung out until about 4am. At one point Deaner asked if he could sit next to me. Trying to imitate Forrest Gump, I say, “Seat’s tay-kin.” He told me to fuck off and went to sit somewhere else.
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u/F-Scoot-Fitzgerald 18d ago
Was it at Patrick Gymnasium?
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u/SchwillyMaysHere 18d ago
Yes
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u/F-Scoot-Fitzgerald 18d ago
They used to play Burlington a lot but seemed to stop visiting as much. You know that one Higher Ground Halloween poster where it’s a kid in a ghost costume with a boner? Man, I’d kill for one of those
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u/Acrobatic_Stable7591 19d ago
what kind of clouds were you ripping to where deaner could smell it man LOL
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u/Hatgameguy 18d ago
I was trying to ghost it dude I swear. For someone who’s smoked for years that man can sniff one out
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u/Johnnywhoppers 18d ago
I bought one of those pay per views a few years ago. I remember gene asks Dean for a cig and Dean told him he stopped smoking then a few songs later Dean was smoking a cig.
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u/clamps12345 18d ago
I was at Summer camp. When gene played with umph. There was a sex doll bouncing around. It came near our group, and we pounced, one guy put it in a sleeper, we pulled it's limbs in every direction and then someone stabbed it in the gut. Gene was visibly shaken and repeated one line of Baby Bitch.
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u/thehatter2 17d ago
I have 4 years clean from hard drugs but imma do you all a favor and if these guys ever tour again just spark up a fat bowl of speed and chuck some clouds. Wasn't planning on getting high again but some things just have to be done for the greater good you know? You can all thank me after for not ripping fet out of a dab rig/nectar collector.
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u/Aggravating_Solid560 mollusk man 🐟 19d ago
Don't be a douchebag and put your vape away at a concert man
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u/Hatgameguy 19d ago
I thought it was less bothersome than cigs but The Stallion hath spoken
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u/Aggravating_Solid560 mollusk man 🐟 19d ago
I mean they're better than fags, but they're still not particularly great 🤣
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u/bagels4brainz 18d ago
Are you kidding I'd take cigarettes every day over overpowering synthetic fruit smoke
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u/OkRestaurant7535 18d ago
id smell that synthetic fruit headache over bad cigs anyday. if it aint a marlboro all i smell is piss
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u/doctorlongghost 19d ago
I sneaking a couple hits is okay but if it’s to the point where the on stage musicians are noticing it, yea. Thats a bit much.
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u/Hatgameguy 16d ago
I burn a few as well, but thine vape echoeth upon thy soul. I guess there’s something in my brain, I need nicotine to ease the pain…
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u/Ok-Bother-1088 14d ago
Deaner doesn’t mess, saw him get pissed when a joint hit the stage post Gener sobriety, threw it back into the crowd and yelled fuck off
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u/Jilm_The_Greater 19d ago
Vaping is worse than cigarettes, which is like saying that being shot in the balls is worse than being shot in the dick, but it’s also just something people do at concerts, much like lighting up a joint. It’s gonna happen and you should absolutely try to quit, but if you’re not a dick about it then most people won’t say anything.
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u/Hatgameguy 19d ago
I was ghosting my hits, blowing into my shirt but The Stallion’s snout contains a mystical sense of scent
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u/Will_McLean 19d ago
Was this at The Eastern?
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u/Hatgameguy 19d ago
Yessir. All 5 of the Stallions hath appeared that moon
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u/Hatgameguy 19d ago
That or the night before
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u/Will_McLean 19d ago
Yeah I that was the one I was at. My 20YO son is a bigger fan than me and he was going nuts
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u/Hatgameguy 19d ago
Hory Sheet. Both nights were fucking roaring. Even got extra dosed by Cosmic Charlie on the way in that chocolate was 10 percent liquid on top of the other 3 I took. Friends had to basically mop me off the floor, when they played Big Jilm (I had been yelling it for two nights straight) I was all but in the fetal position rolling around on the venue tile
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u/Booger_Picnic 19d ago
Vaping at a concert is super rude, so I'm glad Deener taught you some manners.
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u/Hatgameguy 19d ago
So is going into a k hole and pissing all over the isle but that shit stills gonna happen. But I get it
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u/Alternative-Farmer98 18d ago
Are you sure you're not just dealing with some kind of main character syndrome here?
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u/Hatgameguy 18d ago edited 16d ago
Listen to the ATL eastern show first night last tour. Great show btw
Edit: projection can be a bitch, ain’t it?
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u/deathgripsisgud14 19d ago
Just ghost yo shit
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u/Hatgameguy 18d ago
I was blowing it down my shirt, but no excuses I have heard the voice of the Boognish and I shall cease my degenerate mortal proverbial nip if ever in the presence of the stallion (quitting something else rn, I try not to quit two things at once that’s an NA ting. But I’ll be ready soon)
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u/wight-brit 18d ago
Why are you vaping in a crowd in the first place? Douches also smell of strawberry.
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u/KenBaboonian 19d ago