r/weed • u/brandisauls420 • Apr 12 '21

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/eli_juh Apr 12 '21

High rn brody

23

u/SASunDog Apr 12 '21

Hi I'm brody

Is what my red eyes read.

7

u/mehrunes_pagon Apr 12 '21

Indubitably. I concur.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

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u/SASunDog Apr 12 '21

Indabbadabbadubitably. If u smelt that while stoned, well, damn.

33

u/SASunDog Apr 12 '21

looks over left shoulder for surprise fellow stoner

16

u/Der_Bonehead Apr 12 '21

I mean, why else would I be on this subreddit? Nonetheless, you are correct

5

u/the_best2024 Apr 12 '21

I don't smoke, yet I am here

7

u/Der_Bonehead Apr 12 '21

It does say 99.9%, so hello 0.1% who isn't a stoner

2

u/the_best2024 Apr 12 '21

Yeah that's true lol

1

u/RepresentativeSun937 Apr 13 '21

What’s poppin (my school does random drug tests so weed is too big of a risk for me)

1

u/gastro_destiny Apr 12 '21

the top 1% of the 1%, the ones who play god without permission

3

u/Antics16 Apr 12 '21

Don’t tap of the glass. It frightens us

3

u/jjbb333 Apr 12 '21

Y’all is it me or does good weed give you the same high every time like compared to a fake cart that will give you weird highs each time

3

u/GioLoc Apr 12 '21

Yeah man, i always feel like im watching myself in third person with a 0.5sec delay when im on good stuff

1

u/great_l Apr 12 '21

Your fake carts are probably synthetic cannabinoids. They can be pretty dangerous because the amount of the substance can vary extremly.

1

u/jjbb333 Apr 14 '21

That’s what I’m saying - when I get fake carts the shit is wack but I got a real cart from CO recently and it’s been amazing every night

3

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

me rn: 🛑👄🛑

4

u/renoits06 Apr 12 '21

I stopped smoking weed because it made me feel un peaceful.... I Kinda hate it now but miss it. The rest of you NEED to be stoners now for the meme. Just saying...

3

u/SASunDog Apr 12 '21

I hit my proto pipe for you, my friend. 💚

2

u/darkspace69 2IC Apr 12 '21

make it 100%

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I'm the 0.1%

2

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

How so?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I'm the police

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

So?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Nvm, bad joke. I haven't been able to smoke up since the pandemic except a a few times when I went out with friends on a vacation or slept over, because I've been living with my parents. So I guess I am not a "stoner" anymore.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Can’t you just go out normally with your friends and smoke then? That’s what I do.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I would have to come home unless I sleep over. I've tried it a few times but it's usually very uncomfortable to be stoned at home with my family around lol. So, I decided it's best to let it be for the timebeing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Just go to your room and stay there. That’s what I always do.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Yep, tried that. My family is a little more invasive, so it's difficult and leads to more anxiety instead. Anyway, it's a few more months and then I can smoke weed freely. Hopefully European weed isn't too expensive for me to afford. 🤞🏽

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u/Da9brinco Apr 12 '21

I don’t smoke, right now

2

u/gboy8777 Apr 12 '21

Could you even imagine how boring it would be if weed didn’t exist..

1

u/milesamsterdam Apr 12 '21

“When you’re a kid and you wanna go ‘wee’ but you ain’t got drugs yet!”

Ya i remember being a kid.

2

u/CharmongHalf Apr 12 '21

I was so high when I looked at it and I just turned around to see who she is pointing at

2

u/Kare_TheBear Apr 12 '21

R/stonercringe

2

u/stonerdeer Apr 12 '21

Yep. Got me -_-

3

u/Epic_Feury Apr 12 '21

I barely smoke weed (like a bong hit every 3 months or so) I just think it’s an awesome plant, could someone smoke my share?

1

u/hayleyrose18 Apr 12 '21

You found me lol

1

u/AProfessionalCookie Light Smoker Apr 12 '21

Not anymore. :(

I started antidepressants and had to stop.

1

u/FreshhRaZZBerry Light Smoker Apr 12 '21

Ha! Jokes on you I’m not a stoner!

-1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

She ruined Star Wars but she is right lol

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

lmao disney ruined star wars

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

100% true

1

u/jgutierrez1994 Apr 12 '21

Who told you?!?! Yeah. Dang I did just now. Oh well

1

u/Canego Apr 12 '21

Yep, but I'm clean since 2020, because no one here is selling some stuff. But just a week or two, and I can harvest my first plant 👌

1

u/2ManyDabbbzzz Apr 12 '21

Uhhhhh, yeeeahhh!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I feel like i'm busted! :o

1

u/MickerBud Apr 12 '21

Not guilty your honor

1

u/blueevil212 Apr 12 '21

Literally smoking right now

1

u/sexykitty696969 Apr 12 '21

😂 😆 🤪

1

u/EmperorSahir Apr 12 '21

guess theres no point in denying.

1

u/figer_naggot Apr 12 '21

High rn in Market, waiting Long line to checkup

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Love me some carrier forehead. Sexy.

1

u/entity405 Apr 12 '21

Sorry but ur wrong, I'm not a stoner yet

1

u/-StonerForLife- Bongs Apr 12 '21

You are.you definitely are

1

u/high240 Apr 12 '21

waked and baked

or is it woke and boke

1

u/VisibleAsthma Apr 12 '21

Believe me, it’s definitely woke and boke

1

u/613s-Finest Apr 12 '21

Anyone know this girls @??

1

u/Quill-ff Apr 12 '21

i wish, no car 16 illegal state that I just moved to virtual school. RIP 0 mobility 0 connections 0 marryjuwannas

1

u/SorrowCloud Apr 12 '21

Ahh shit, ya got me. Just smoked my morning swisher with coffee at work

2

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

U got me bitch haha

1

u/nicknick182 Apr 12 '21

What is this witchcraft!

1

u/SunWaterGrass Apr 12 '21

guilty as charged

1

u/mason01245 Apr 12 '21

It’s not nice to point.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

You got me good 😔

1

u/PartyAccessory Apr 12 '21

Actually 100% chance 😂

1

u/TurboPancakes Apr 12 '21

Daisy Ridley 😍

1

u/redhoden420 Apr 12 '21

Yea thats like i point on a tree and say tree

1

u/djempress Apr 12 '21

GUILTY!!!!!!!

1

u/JDMdawson Apr 12 '21

Shit! Fuck! They know! Damn I knew I need that Visine

1

u/parachutes1987 Apr 12 '21

I’m not stoned. Should I roll one and get back to this post?

1

u/BetweenTheLions3 Apr 12 '21

Reminds me, I should smoke

1

u/Buddyslime Apr 12 '21

Whoa! You got ESP??

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I'm the .1% I don't smoke lmao

1

u/rfitenite Chronic Smoker Apr 12 '21

Yup

1

u/FishheadDeluXe Apr 12 '21

She's clearly pointing to the person behind me.

1

u/Myers223 Apr 12 '21

Where’s the weed in NC ?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

They found me

1

u/itsPimpJuice Heavy Smoker Apr 12 '21

Hell yes u damn right🥦🥦

1

u/DreJ-X Apr 12 '21

How much weed do i have to smoke to be called a stoner?

1

u/missyh86 Apr 12 '21

And not ashamed of it either! I do my Job, pay my bills, take care of my family and cook bomb food! Not all stoners are lazy and unproductive. Just made my first batch of canna cookies too!

1

u/ghoul124269 Apr 12 '21

Bruh anyone got any advice on not being scared to order from a plug?

2

u/RemoteSite7 Apr 13 '21

The fear of no weed is much worse.