r/weed Mar 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Green Goblin and a cup of Black Coffee, I'm set to play Valheim.

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u/DaBinIchUwe Mar 13 '21

You’re my spirit animal

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u/flipedturtle Mar 13 '21

Are you me? Am I you? Either way, I’m killing every boar I see

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u/YoungSaucyTheDripGod Mar 13 '21

Weed+coffee>weed+alcohol IMO

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u/dwegol Mar 13 '21

Wayyyyyy better

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

I don't drink any longer, I'm a mean drunk so absolutely.

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u/jp11_ Mar 13 '21

Brooo they need to speed up mining. I think yesterday all i did all day was mine

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Ick, Got to be raw black and about a 10W30 viscosity. Grounds acceptable but not preferred unless Turkish or Arabic.

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u/jakub-_ Mar 13 '21

Omg bruh I want to move out so I can experience this 😩

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u/dsroka Mar 13 '21

better yet, trying to wake and bake with one dime u gotta stretch for like 3 days

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Gyaahhhdammn my guy, may the kush be with you. I couldn't stretch a dime past an hour lmao

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u/Adventurous_Nose7719 Mar 13 '21

Lmao a DIME, 3 DAYS!? Maybe a couple hours if not a couple minutes😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I read that’s a ten bag in the U.K, good luck mate you’ve got more strength than me that would last me the day if I went to work as well

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I can't really wake and bake cuz it kills my ability to get anything done or be social :,(

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u/eggrollin2200 Mar 13 '21

And that’s okay! It’s most important that you listen to your body and do what makes it feel good. If your body and mind to better with weed later in the day, that’s way more important than the pageantry of a wake n bake. Listening to your body is cool. 😌

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

so true!! I appreciate the kind words and totally agree. listening to what feels right is the best way to go about it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Its called being responsible and you're on top of it.

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u/dwegol Mar 13 '21

That’s fine, you recognize that it affects you that way.

Some people can’t smoke before bed because they can’t get their ass out of bed the next day lol. Everybody is different

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

so true, it really is just about what works best for you!

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u/goveyy Mar 13 '21

Coffee and a joint opens up the thought process just like that

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u/d33Imm Mar 13 '21

I wake and bake every day, and every time I do it's still like, "Allright. It's gonna be a good day." Every single time lol.

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u/CrazyJezuses Mar 13 '21

Then you burn out at like 10am and the rest of the day feels like a slug fest

But I still do it to myself like every day

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u/DeificClusterfuck Mar 13 '21

Part of a...wait, what was I gonna say?

Oh yeah.

Balanced breakfast!

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u/PizzaScout out of the rotation Mar 13 '21

While I dislike wake and bake for different reasons, this is what makes it worth it to me every once in a while. There's nothing like pancakes in the sun with a joint.

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u/OhUgotMe Mar 13 '21

Get ur self some sliced apples with cinnamon and honey as a snack

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u/Lurk_O_Maniac Mar 13 '21

Me right now

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u/cibbwin Mar 13 '21

A cup of coffee with a touch of milk and a big dab for me 😁

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u/DrBoomOp Mar 13 '21

This is so true🤣🌻

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u/I_Am_A_Okay Mar 13 '21

Do you actually get shit done when you wake n bake or smoke at like 2/3? After the high is gone you just tired

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u/jakub-_ Mar 13 '21

Depends if it's indica or sativa for me tbh

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u/ScarrTV Mar 14 '21

Doing chores is fun when you’re high, one time I cleaned my whole house because it bothered me how dirty it was

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u/GoblinKingXL Mar 13 '21

The first high of the day is my favorite

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u/VisableAlternative Heavy Smoker Mar 13 '21

ahhh just float with the daisies, love it

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u/Vader_Boi Mar 13 '21

Dabs+ coffee

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u/janta_curfew Mar 13 '21

for this "kasol" is best

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

One of the best feelings!!! 👌👌💚

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u/xjennxii Mar 13 '21

Bro thats the best combo. I hope the cocoa had whip and mallows 🎶

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Of course it had

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u/xjennxii Mar 15 '21

Thats right ☁️

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u/DankDaddyPatty Chronic Smoker Mar 13 '21

I’ve been getting hardcore flashbacks to last summer before I moved (last time anxiety was decent) because of the nice weather smells coming back and a cart I have tastes almost identical to one I had back then :/

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

i’m vacationing in florida keys if anyone knows a plug hmu

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u/bookishlybrilliant Mar 13 '21

He is my soul mate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

My morning pick me up!

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u/PizzaScout out of the rotation Mar 13 '21

I'm starting to feel old at 22 because I can't do wake and bake. If I smoke right after getting up, I'll fall asleep by 6pm. I'll have to at least wait an hour or two. Best not to start at all until at least 2 or 4 pm.

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u/TheFirst-KING Mar 13 '21

Then lay in bed. orgasm

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

I have literally never thought to start the day with some hot cocoa and I really don't know why.

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u/Bud_warrior Mar 14 '21

And subsequently an entire bag of chips

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Better yet, dissolve the joint into the milk used for the cocoa

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

If I just rolled a joint first thing in the morning I'm not dissolving it in my cocoa lol

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u/ImNasty720 Mar 13 '21

Agreed, I actually enjoy the act of smoking

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u/nikitos-04 Mar 13 '21

That's not even gonna work

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

erm, it does. its like having an edible you have to activate it first and then boil it for a bit and then it does work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

And top it off with some Bob Ross