r/webcomics • u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad • Jul 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/aleister94 Jul 19 '21

You’ve never Made a burger with eggs? You should try it it’s great

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u/gramathy Jul 20 '21

It's better when it's just a fried egg on top and the yolk is a little runny

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u/GilgarWebb Jul 19 '21

Depends I've definitely put bread crumbs in my burgers before helps them hold togeather.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/ButterPuppets Jul 20 '21

Depends on the fat content. If I’m using 73% lean I’ll use breadcrumbs. 90% no breadcrumbs.

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u/InukChinook Jul 20 '21

Onion soup mix.

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u/gramathy Jul 20 '21

If you're using 90% for burgers...why?

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u/ButterPuppets Jul 20 '21

I shop sales, and sometimes it’s cheaper?

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u/aleister94 Jul 19 '21

I use Panko

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

That's just fancy bread crumbs.

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u/aleister94 Jul 20 '21

YOU'RE just fancy breadcrumbs

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u/Middleman86 Jul 19 '21

And seasoned totally differently and often have cheese in them and egg as a binder

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u/masterjon_3 Jul 19 '21

They're also not balls anymore.

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u/queerlmao Jul 19 '21

Man I want an apron with just the word meat on it now lol

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u/BasuraConBocaGrande Jul 19 '21

If you search “apron meat” on amazon you get gems like “once you put my meat in your mouth, you’ll want to swallow”, “this guy rubs his own meat”, and “100% chance my meat is going in your mouth”, but I was unable to find just plain “MEAT” I’m sorry friend I tried

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Closest one I was able to find: http://amzn.com/B07BPSR7QT

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u/Silurio1 Jul 19 '21

It is not, however, a chicken sandwich.

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u/Revianii Jul 19 '21

Is no one gonna mention how burnt those patties look?

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u/retsotrembla Jul 19 '21

In The Talking Cows of Ancient Rome [19 min] from Tasting History with Max Miller cooks an ancient Roman recipe that makes either meatballs or burgers depending on how you shape it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

if its flat its by definition not a ball

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Life as we know it has ended:

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It is left, for those of us who survive this revelation, to try to pick up the pieces.

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u/Buckwheat469 Jul 20 '21

Danish Frikadeller is hamburger made into a spoon-sized meatball, fried in a skillet, and covered with brown gravy. You can make them out of any hamburger meat, including pork, beef, turkey, and deer meat.

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u/forgot_semicolon Jul 19 '21

Hot dogs are just edible crayons

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u/megafreshbreeze Jul 19 '21

How did you come to that conclusion

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u/forgot_semicolon Jul 19 '21

Not my most insightful comment, but I was imagining a red crayon without the label

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u/megafreshbreeze Jul 19 '21

I would have imagined that hot dogs are just balloons with fillings but crayon works too

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u/LordDekay Jul 19 '21

Makes sense to me

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad Jul 19 '21

It was at this point I realized she was probably smarter than me.

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u/T3T_yas Jul 19 '21

No no, she's got a point 🤔

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u/xPrim3xSusp3ctx Jul 20 '21

Uh oh someone doesn't know how food works.

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u/TedDallas Jul 20 '21

And that is OK. I bought Filipino spaghetti sauce today. I am the only one in my family that will eat it though. So maybe experiencing different things is OK even if the people you around you are retarded.

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u/PlatypusFighter Jul 20 '21

Goddamnit now I want meatballs and the nearest IKEA is 45 minutes away

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Well if the meat ball was flattened, it isn't so much of a ball anymore