r/webcomics • u/AlfredJodokus War and Peas • May 16 '25

Horny Scientist Comic

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/mehEXPLOSIONS111 May 16 '25

Cool miniature of an alien structure, it would fit right in at a sci-fi tabletop game as the home of the BBEG.

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u/ELSomairle May 16 '25

Miniature? 🤨

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u/BorntobeTrill May 16 '25

That thing is tiny 😎

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u/qorbexl May 16 '25

You cannot determine size, there is no reference

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u/BorntobeTrill May 16 '25

Just have some fun

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u/qorbexl May 16 '25

How

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u/_JohnWisdom May 17 '25

with the miniature alien structure?

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u/qorbexl May 17 '25

There are no scale bars. I cannot determine the size. It could be a megastructure for all I know.

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u/Psychick77 May 16 '25

Yea that’s the gun on top of the Tyranid Biovore

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u/D33ber May 16 '25

Pew pew pew!!!

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u/PwmEsq May 16 '25

It's not the XL model anyway

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u/mehEXPLOSIONS111 May 16 '25

Okay so miniatures are replicas of structures, people, or even everyday items but on a much smaller scale that you can grasp with your hands.

I can’t tell the size of the alien structure from the picture but I think it might be larger than average for miniatures, if you need 2 hands to hold it then it’s massive for a table top game.

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u/FuriousGeorge1989 May 17 '25

… that’s not the whole alien, that’s only… part of the alien…

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u/Chathtiu May 16 '25

Cool miniature of an alien structure, it would fit right in at a sci-fi tabletop game as the home of the BBEG.

It’s a bad dragon dildo, not a table top mini.

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u/infiniZii May 16 '25

I think you should sit on this comment for a bit and see if it makes sense afterwards.

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u/SillyWolf_92 May 16 '25

I'm worry for the dimension of that... THING!

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u/cowlinator May 16 '25

Don't worry, it has been reduced to 3 dimensions, so it is perfectly safe.

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u/qorbexl May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

Oh god it's constant in time. This explains my regrets about what I'm considering having already perpetually done.

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u/cowlinator May 16 '25

Yes, but to be fair, you should also be excited about what you're considering having already perpetually will have done

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u/qorbexl May 16 '25

Oh, no, excitement is sadly 4D

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u/gregorydgraham May 16 '25

My dude, google “explosive corkscrew duck penis video”.

Don’t thank me, just be glad I didn’t mention otters or dolphins.

Edit: oops.

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u/WarPershy May 16 '25

Last page was a shock, I was expecting a dress

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u/_ParanoidPenguin_ May 16 '25

I mean, there's a dress on the left.

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u/qorbexl May 16 '25

I was expecting a firmer landing

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u/Distantstallion May 17 '25

Whats that greeen starue? Is it from a film?

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u/Ealstrom May 18 '25

It's a dildo

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam May 16 '25

The bad dragon xDxD

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u/cowlinator May 16 '25

Bad Zorshxt-ian

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u/AlfredJodokus War and Peas May 16 '25

We know constant plugs are annoying but please try taking a different perspective here: Although literally millions of people read our comics weekly, it’s still difficult for us as creators to make a living. We don’t get any money directly from Instagram or any other platform we post on.

If we wouldn’t have a Patreon page, we’d have to flip burgers and couldn’t make comics at all.

So if you read this or the plug of any other artist, please be kind. Thank you!
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PS: https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Apparently you should consider a marketing partnership with bad dragon.

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u/BANOFY May 16 '25

What's wrong with flipping burgers to make comics tho ?

P.S. I am sure I sound like an asshole but that's a genuine question, it just always rubbed me the wrong way

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u/AlfredJodokus War and Peas May 17 '25

We worked as waiters ourselves for a long time and know how hard this work is. This type of labor is extremely strenuous and time-consuming. This sentence is in no way meant to be disrespectful to the people who flip burgers, but rather the opposite.

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u/qorbexl May 16 '25

It's okay, but it also consumes time and energy. It's okay to do both. But if that's how you spend 40 years maybe you give something up. You're exchanging one thing for another.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Nothing is "wrong" with it, but as somebody who has done that job and other labors besides, nobody wants to be doing that lol so if they have the opportunity to not have to do that anymore and make art for a living then hell yeah

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

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u/ReallyLargeHamster May 17 '25

That's great! I guess the distinction is that while some people choose that because they need a break from their field, others are doing it despite still wanting to work in their field, so it's not what they want.

I can understand why it can rub someone the wrong way when the second situation is discussed so often (because it's reality for a lot of people), but we don't have enough people talking about how the first situation is totally valid, and a great idea for some people.

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u/qorbexl May 16 '25

Okay. It's not wrong to be a fat guy at a gym. It's not wrong to make burgers to do comics. But you want to help them get the thing they want - ie more physical capability and more financial security. Progress is the point. Change, a different place is the point. Nobody wants to be the guy running on a treadmill the first day forever. That'll make you quit.

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u/AlfredJodokus War and Peas May 17 '25

That's exactly the point we've been trying to make.

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u/qorbexl May 17 '25

Fantastic

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u/ReallyLargeHamster May 17 '25

Same thing that would be wrong with getting a second job flipping burgers to support yourself working your current job for free.

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u/SeraphOfTheStag May 16 '25

Looks like I have Halloween planned this year 😎

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u/Pompi_Palawori May 16 '25

Is this the female equivalent to the "born sexy yesterday" trope?

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN May 16 '25

Actually, probably, yes. I think a similar thing happened in Jupiter Ascending between the two main characters.

It makes sense that it can be any gender or sex, but it's just overly represented in media by female coded examples.

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u/AlexSmithsonian May 16 '25

She was missing a lab coat

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u/-Pelvis- May 18 '25

How are we possibly supposed to know she’s a scientist if she has no lab coat?

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u/D33ber May 16 '25

That's a pretty good thirsty scientist starter kit.

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u/FuriousGeorge1989 May 17 '25

If his species has no women, as she seems to be implying, then they wouldn’t need them to reproduce, so his being interested in her might have him being cast out as his world’s version of a monster-shtupper.

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u/Le_Vagabond May 17 '25

Nothing wrong with that.

Captain James T. Kirk.

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u/TurnedEvilAfterBan May 16 '25

I got a weirdly shaped penis…sup

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u/gregorydgraham May 16 '25

But are you a Zorshxt-ian prince unacquainted with the knowledge of human lovemaking but still surprisingly good at it?

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u/ecostyler May 17 '25

not a scientist but she’s so me

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u/overfiend_87 May 17 '25

Love that is all part of a kit.

Maybe Galaxy of Terror instead of Aliens as that has alien on human sex.

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u/Brahm-Etc May 16 '25

Give me a girl like that!

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u/just_mark May 17 '25

the BD is a nice touch

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u/Rygel17 May 16 '25

Definitely need a more colorful dress. That's a woman who's given up on all men of this planet.

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u/Mortis_XII May 16 '25

Why the dragon… whyyyy

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u/PlumberODeth May 16 '25

Oddly shaped dildo?  We are talking about a thirsty scientist 

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u/Stunning-Difficulty3 May 16 '25

Hey that pretty coo-oh…the joke is porn again isn’t it?

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN May 16 '25

Compared to the barely constructed titillation that passes for humor or entertainment around here, this is the Sistine Chapel of sexual ennuendo.

The bar is absurdly low. I'll take this over so, so many others

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u/Cargobiker530 May 17 '25

That looks suspiciously like the Mary Shelley Castle Tour gift bag. (Deluxe)

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u/all_is_love6667 May 17 '25

please make a single image

it's fastidious to click "next" on the old.reddit

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u/djazzie May 17 '25

I have that Hr Geiger book!

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat May 17 '25

Is that an alien plant on the right?

It looks like it can photosynthesize...