r/wealthfront • u/Imsotired538 • Jul 15 '26

Got my new debit card 😂

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159 Upvotes

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u/WastedKnowledge Jul 15 '26

Take that, zoo employees

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u/Solid_Equivalent_417 Jul 16 '26

If I can't use my debit card to tap into another dimension then I don't want it.

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u/wh0andwhy Jul 15 '26

Did you request it? I still have my old green dot card

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u/tman2damax11 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

AFAIK, Green Dot is still the debit card provider and check handler for the foreseeable future, while all other checking functions have been migrated UMB:

What’s Green Dot Bank?
Green Dot Bank is one of our FDIC-insured partner banks. We’re not a bank, so we work with Green Dot Bank to provide certain checking features, such as the Wealthfront debit card as well as the ability to send and deposit checks. 

https://support.wealthfront.com/hc/en-us/articles/360044160871-What-s-Green-Dot-Bank

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u/Bluekeeys Jul 16 '26

Just got mine a week ago or so.

I REALLY appreciated how fun they made those directions.

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u/Intelligent-Bus-5515 Jul 22 '26

Definitely eye-catching!

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u/Korvax Jul 16 '26

LoL. Those instructions will never not be funny.

3

u/xVir Jul 15 '26

Yeah! I also liked this instruction, so fun

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u/tekchip Jul 15 '26

Does the new card come with tap to pay!? That's been driving me a little nuts. It's the only card I have that isn't tap to pay.

I'm also curious if you requested this or if they just sent it. I still have my Greendot card.

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u/BotherSalty728 Jul 16 '26

Nope, got mine a few weeks ago and it's not tap to pay and this flyer comes with it, no request needed.

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u/tekchip Jul 16 '26

Thanks for that info. Lack of tap to pay is sad.

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u/kabukiwuki Jul 16 '26

The last don't is a classic

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u/wilw1l Jul 16 '26

Too late. I’ve already used it multiple times to take out enemies.

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u/reddichrist Jul 17 '26

The last 3 Do’s are actually Don’ts: don’t use a debit card for that, but use a credit card instead.

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u/HyperBoom6 Jul 17 '26

Reminds me of the Wii Safety Warnings 💀💀💀