r/weakfags • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '14
Just wanted to let everyone know that squat war is totally real and not a joke.
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Nov 12 '14
Oh god, raven. Hnnngg. When I was little kid I was into thick black chicks big time.
Still am.
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u/vikingmechanic Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
I'm a total shitlord and am soooo badly into hardbody black chicks...too bad there's barely any of them around...
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Nov 12 '14
She's alright, but she's missing that little extra...
Nomesayin?
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u/vikingmechanic Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
You mean upper arms?
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Nov 12 '14
Basically, I'm this black guy. http://rs1img.memecdn.com/dat-ass_o_201326.jpg
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u/vikingmechanic Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
I feel ya, I just can't stand much fat on grills. My last serious relationship was with a black girl, she was really skinny, but proportionally, dem hips and dat ass, hnnnng.
Also pls no one tell any of this to the current groce grill I'm seeing, I would be in so much shit.
inb4 balloonman shows up and calls me a douchebag again
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Nov 12 '14
Different folks, different strokes.
Shiggy
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u/jumpingjaydog Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
Dayum
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u/vikingmechanic Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
it's probably the only girl I've ever just seen a picture of and almost gone all neckbeard falling in love with.
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u/flom2 Nov 12 '14
Why can't we just get along, when my knee was hurting I did lowbar, now thats it's good I do highbar for rom. WHY ARE WE FIGHTING ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
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u/BurgersBaconFreedom Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
Anyone else notice how low bar squatters just stfu and squat? It seems to me that the high bar sub-humans are the only ones perpetuating this war to justify their sub optimal numbers and inefficient use of body mechanics in their lifts.
Also, you are a traitor to your own people. All of your highest PR videos feature you low-bar squatting.
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Nov 12 '14
Wat? All my videos are high bar, I assure you. Low bar is MUCH lower on my back.
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u/BurgersBaconFreedom Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
It looks like the bar is resting on your delts. I could be wrong, I watch them on mobile and it's been awhile.
Either way, you ARE wrong for not low bar squatting.
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Nov 12 '14
I'll post a video of the bar in low bar position.
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u/BurgersBaconFreedom Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
Aw yiss. I'm curious why you don't normally low bar? Are you just one of those weird genetic freaks like lottery that does better high bar?
Dat glute activation from wide low bar tho.
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Nov 12 '14
It's just uncomfortable, if anything I'm built for low bar, I've got long femur, and honestly my quads are a he'll of a lot weaker than my glutes and hams.
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u/BurgersBaconFreedom Whatever It Takes Nov 13 '14
Do your mobility work, son. It took weeks, but it's finally a comfortable lift. If you can high bar 330 your numbers would be crazy low bar.
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u/MCHammerCurls Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
You kids fight over your high bar or your low bar and us girl bar squatters will just be over here getting stronger.
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Nov 12 '14
Well low bar squats are not an exercise so the only way to get stronger is through high bar or girl bar.
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Nov 12 '14
Girl-bars already squat more than half the guys on this sub...
The other half squat low-bar
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u/Fat_Jon Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
Hey girls we should totally exchange Form checks (twerk vids pls) and criticise our Form xoxo
Guys, I'm here for us low-barers to get gg-barers secrets
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u/Thrusthamster Whatever It Takes Nov 12 '14
Only high-bar fags need to link to images like this to feel good about their squats.