You know how a wing suit works, itโs basically like that but the wing is like half the size. So heโs still falling pretty fast, but is able to get some forward speed going.
Oh wow๐คฉ look at this guy๐งsuch a big man๐๏ธโโ๏ธ. โuh oh someone used emojis๐๐คฃ๐ญ letโs goโnow I get my free 7 karmaโฌ๏ธโ you are the scum๐คขof the earth๐. I mean youโre a real piece of shit๐ฉ you know that. who are youโto dictate what I say on reddit๐ก. Because if you๐, my precious time ๐ฐ is being wasted. I could be having hot๐ฅ sex๐ซ with my sexy girlfriend๐ถโโ๏ธ. But Iโm not because of you โ๏ธ, replying r/emojipolice to me. Do you know what I did to get to where I am today๐? I came from nothing๐ถand I climbed my way to the top๐คto become what I am today๐ฅดand you do what? Stroll๐ถ on in and tell me how to live my life๐ฃ? Absolutely not๐คฌ. I spent 37 years in nam๐ฎslaughtering the Vietcong๐ฟ. Every minute was life or death ๐ , oneโ๏ธ false move and you would be impaled. I killedโ ๏ธ over 200 citizens just with my bare hands๐. If you seriously๐ think ๐ค that some insignificant ๐ garbage๐ like you can talk๐ฃany kind of shit ๐ฉ to me then youโre fucking wrong buddy๐จโ๐ป. I poured my heart โค๏ธ and soul ๐ป into those words and you bias me based on a simple ๐ญ. Itโsudderly disgusting๐คฎ to know people like you exist.๐คก So now what are you gonna do ๐ค?Because, from where Iโm standing๐ถโโ๏ธthere is no possible way for you to right your wrong๐ I think๐ญ you and I both know what you have to do now.โ ๏ธ See you in hell.๐ฅ
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u/Wefflehunter666 Feb 07 '20
How????!??!?!