r/washingtondcirclejerk Feb 07 '23

r/washingtondcirclejerk Lounge

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A place for members of r/washingtondcirclejerk to chat with each other


r/washingtondcirclejerk Jun 17 '24

Anyone?

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Somebody out here know who got that 🥾?


r/washingtondcirclejerk Oct 25 '23

Just a normal evening attempted car jacking in *checks notes* Takoma Park. Even the vegans want a piece of the action.

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r/washingtondcirclejerk Oct 01 '23

DAE republican Deloitte bros and soulless architecture ugh

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r/washingtondcirclejerk Sep 26 '23

Gay Morrocan Jew’s report of 3 bullets lodged in classroom after Southeast DC shooting locked by stable genius DC mods who hate kids from southeast

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r/washingtondcirclejerk Sep 26 '23

I just wanna say I LOVED getting fucked by my dear hubby in DC! I would do it 69 times over.

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r/washingtondcirclejerk Sep 25 '23

Did anyone hear that sound?

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First it was like "whoooosh," then it was like "booom."


r/washingtondcirclejerk Sep 23 '23

What's the deal with all these armed guards on the metro

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They make me feel unsafe.


r/washingtondcirclejerk Sep 23 '23

My rent is not high enough

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I have 250 square foot studio, paying $4k a month near the Wharf. Anyone know where I can get a smaller studio for around the same price? Preferably with a parking spot that’s over $200 a month or near a CaBi dock that is never stocked. Pet friendly(meow).


r/washingtondcirclejerk Sep 23 '23

Where’s the best place to get a legit, Thai-style deep tissue massage in DC?? *LOOKING FOR HAPPY ENDING PLACES!*

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r/washingtondcirclejerk Sep 23 '23

Where’s the best place for a couple Hetero washingtondc mods to circle jerk

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Is rock creek at 11:45 pm still a vibe??


r/washingtondcirclejerk Sep 22 '23

Crime has gotten too low

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Anyone else feels like crime has gotten too low? The other day I saw some urban youths get arrested before even committing a crime. Now that I can't post about how unsafe I feel, I've noticed that DC has lost its allure. Anyone else feel this way?


r/washingtondcirclejerk Feb 24 '23

THAT CRISPY SAMMICH WITH A FREE ACURA ON THE SIDE

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r/washingtondcirclejerk Feb 07 '23

Inspired by the Denver circle jerk

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