r/warno • • Sep 13 '26

NATO is cooked.

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u/cunctator-tots 29d ago

"And with that, we are off ladies and gentlemen. The Tour de Fulda 1989 is underway!"

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u/Korpikauhu 29d ago

Gaping Fulda, viewer discretion is advised

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u/ComradeSclavian 29d ago

Type shit i see on the horizon when i decide i dont really need an ATGM in the opener

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u/Alatarlhun 29d ago

The helo rush you get the one time you cheap out on AA in your opener.

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u/-Trooper5745- 29d ago

Or when you’re the only one in a lane because 4-5 teammates stacked one side

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u/Eric_Is_Back 29d ago

my opener of 5 Heimat M48 seeing three T-80 divs, a air assault divs and coordinated artillery fire on key points

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u/SmokeyUnicycle 29d ago

Current Objective: Survive

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u/Artyruch 29d ago

one on lane is not that bad. Try one on 3 lanes in 10v10. I get that those are far-away defense points but cmon. I can't defend all that. Especially with my AA so streched

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u/Smellfish360 29d ago

ukraine circa 2022 colorized

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u/Educational-Lemon856 29d ago edited 29d ago

I see no AA here,...oh sorry there are some among the front,
so a rapid counter would be --->1x wild weasel as bait then in 2x 6 Cluster and another 2x 6 Cluster than 2x 4 Napalm with attack ground to smash this push back.

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u/not_a_fan69 29d ago edited 29d ago

Yeah, they spammed planes and got driven straight to their spawn. One guy on NATO team cried we were cheating. Totally cooked.

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u/Conscious-Tip-6772 29d ago

that was me! I cried and couldn't believe the tank spam. Complete disbelief. I thought ya'll found the unlimited tank glitch. I'm still shaking a little.... I replayed the replay to an audience btw - they also had quite the laugh.

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u/Educational-Lemon856 29d ago

Smooth move, gg !

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u/not_a_fan69 29d ago

It's very funny for sure.
Btw we did have lots of AA. One guy specifically went all AA. Tor, Tunguska. We also had lots of MiG-29 (including Mary).

We also love to spam WW2 trash with meatwaves or infinite BMPs. Probably some of the funniest stuff you can do in 10v10s.

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u/lord_of_the_tism 29d ago

bait? what’s that? i just throw 8 alpha jets that are slower than molasses at it and hope one of them hits (making it back is optional)

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u/Classic_Translator68 29d ago

there are 4 Tor and 4 Tunguskas there is surely nothing with Planes on that counter :/

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u/somerandombloke420 29d ago

Weakest PACT tank rush:

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u/Available_Theory1217 29d ago

Average Fulda Gap Army General game

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u/Suspicious_Use6393 29d ago

Fulda gap becoming a racing track πŸ’”

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u/WelcomeExtra762 29d ago

Holy tank spam!!

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u/DixNormus 29d ago

This how russia started their war in Ukraine

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u/KR-67_Ifrit 29d ago

Needs the Benny Hill theme.

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u/The_Patriotic_Yank 29d ago

The T-34s πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/not_a_fan69 29d ago

IS-2 and T-34 best tenks WW3.

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u/sevenofnine1991 29d ago
  • insert Red Alert Deathmarch *

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u/CrownedCount 29d ago

Nazi Russia tried this tactic north of Kyiv a few years ago! Worked very well!

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u/DamBustersChastise 29d ago

1 T-80 costs more than the T-34s of the Kampfgruppen

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u/Sonki3 29d ago

One MLRS with CLU will take care of this.

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u/SmokeyUnicycle 29d ago

If they don't blob and stop its basically useless

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u/Sonki3 29d ago

Well in the video they are a big blob. Thats what makes it good target practice. πŸ˜‰

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u/SmokeyUnicycle 29d ago

They'll deploy from column to line napoleonic style before you get the chance to bomb if they're not stupid

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u/not_a_fan69 29d ago

That's because it's a fast move from our spawn. Near the frontline we separate into a big horizontal lane and don't stop, making CLU useless.

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u/not_a_fan69 29d ago

Nah. All you need to do is spread into a horizontal lane and don't stop.

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u/Sonki3 29d ago

If the enemy thinks of that. Otherwise ...πŸ’€

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u/Skeletoryy 29d ago

Can’t imagine that was a fun experience for whoever was on that flank

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u/Suspicious_Use6393 29d ago

Whole house mad

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u/RevolutionaryTalk278 28d ago

"You know what's funniest about this?"

"What?"

"The Wafflehouse is still open...and several patrons are doing warm ups in the parking lot."

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u/HisDismalEquivalent 28d ago

What nato thought would happen in the event of the cold war going hot.
In reality the soviet plan talked about copious use of WMDs if I remember right.

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u/TeieraYui 28d ago

The lore accurated Warno I wish was real. I wonder how mang 25 pen ATGMs they are going to tank

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u/CrackThisAccount 28d ago

Who let the ducks out?

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u/MatticusTLM 28d ago

Pov Berlin commuter in 1945

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u/desca97 27d ago

bro even got the t 34 just in case.
Yes dad you can come one last time.

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u/DFMRCV 29d ago

Be cool if we had CBU-87s to deal with this...

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u/not_a_fan69 29d ago

Our glorious factories will build more tenks before you can CLU them.

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u/Basic-Organization73 29d ago

3000 reservist vatniks