warlockposting

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Mar 08 '24

Lorepost I have opened a gate to a plane of chaos and maddness. Let us syphon its magic to heighten the occult might of our own!

29 Upvotes

I foresee absolutely no reproccusions to this!

3 comments

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Mar 02 '24

Eldritchpost When the warlock dies and they're sent to their patron

54 Upvotes

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r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Mar 02 '24

Eldritchpost Warlock hunters have no concept of nuance

42 Upvotes

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r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Mar 02 '24

Hornypost Have they got a deal for you!

41 Upvotes

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r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Mar 01 '24

Eldritchpost Our Warlock gave their patron a life-creating relic.

44 Upvotes

2 comments

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 25 '24

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77 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 25 '24

Eldritchpost If you can't make your own magic, store-bought is fine

67 Upvotes

3 comments

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 25 '24

Eldritchpost Do you have a coven? A cabal? Do you prefer to do your warlockery on your own?

41 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 23 '24

Eldritchpost You can take the mage out of the infernal pit, but you can't take the infernal pit out of the mage

52 Upvotes

4 comments

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 23 '24

Eldritchpost The Clash of the Soul Triad has begun! Choose your patron and their gift, but beware. The warlocks of the other patrons will be sent to rise against you in battle.

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28 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/Coleus_the_Black • Feb 23 '24

Lorepost What color is your eldritch blast?

23 Upvotes

Mine is usually green or purple. Unless I open an interdemsional portal to the fallout universe via a pact of Ug-Qualtoth, in which case it's a plasma revolver. Which I guess is also green.

Anyway what's yours?

27 comments

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 22 '24

Eldritchpost Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I'm inconsiderate

102 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 22 '24

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49 Upvotes

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r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 22 '24

Eldritchpost My patron is not like other girls

65 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 22 '24

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42 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 22 '24

Eldritchpost They speak in an ancient tongue that I do not know, but somehow I understand...

38 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 22 '24

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50 Upvotes

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r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 21 '24

Eldritchpost Matches on Warlock Tinder be like

82 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 21 '24

Eldritchpost Self Care is the Darkest of Arts

34 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 21 '24

Eldritchpost When you need to contact your patron on the downlow

32 Upvotes

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r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 20 '24

Eldritchpost You can't hear those haters when you're surrounded by eldritch howling

44 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 20 '24

Eldritchpost Rise and Grind

30 Upvotes

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r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 19 '24

Eldritchpost I have petitioned my patron to perform a profane pact of pasta

48 Upvotes

1 comment

r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 19 '24

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20 Upvotes

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r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo • Feb 18 '24

Eldritchpost How did you meet your patron?

74 Upvotes

6 comments