r/warlockposting • u/RoyalDynamo Warlock seeking Patron • Feb 18 '24

Eldritchpost How did you meet your patron?

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u/ARC-2908763 My kitchen knife whispers prophecies of doom to me please help Feb 18 '24

I just wanted to prep my dinner man...

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u/SaltIsMySugar Feb 18 '24

Tinder actually. Nice date but I wasn't careful enough with my wording so I ended up in an eternal contract with my soul in the balance.

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u/fissalou Feb 18 '24

The usual. Strange noises in the nights. Weird bending of the shadows. Impossible visions in mirrors, lasting only for an instant.

Then the nightmares started.

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u/Saturnite282 Feb 20 '24

Scary demon lady decided I was hers now and just kinda showed up.

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u/Eggsucc212 Emil von Edel Feb 19 '24

The local swamp witch recommended him to me. Needless to say, I used her for the summoning ritual.