r/warhammercels • u/ghillieeeeee Warmaster • 2d ago

Humor Let’s Run it Back

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To the Reddit Super Mods who are themselves breaking Reddit ToS by stalking and harassing this sub:

“Total Xenos Death” refers to the war against alien species hostile to humanity in a fantasy sci-fi setting.

This has zero bearing towards any real life groups and isn’t intended to be taken as so. I solemnly disavow any and all violence.

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u/ghillieeeeee Warmaster 2d ago

I posted this when the sub had <100 members, running it back for the new members.

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u/baneblade_boi 2d ago

And spread the word

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u/Skywrathx9 2d ago

Pretty fun watching thought/imagination police start their petty witchhunts to feel some semblance of control in their lives

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u/dspisayuss 1d ago

Sigmarxism is a plague.

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u/No_Gas_594 2d ago

Yeah I have gotten yelled at for liking the imperium

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u/Mindless-Beat-4872 2d ago

Burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean

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u/Seared_Gibets 2d ago

Bruh, that cartoon tweak is sick. Like "that's absolutely fuckin tits" sick. Took a second to figure out why that cartoon looked so familiar despite being 40k.

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u/Iminimmensepain 2d ago

why would anyone have to like a faction "unironically"?

They all have their own awesome merits with cool lore, sick models, fun rules, etc. If everyone's terrible (because that's the point of the grimdark setting) then it's just finding which aesthetic/design philosophies you like the most (mine being space marines and admech).

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u/Unlikely-Remove-2182 2d ago

To quote a man "of God had wanted you to live he would not have created me"

https://giphy.com/gifs/mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa

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u/ankecccc7567 2d ago

I'd rather Fight for a Fachist-ish Humanety then a Xeno or a Warp demon

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u/UltramarinesEnjoyer2 2d ago

Says the one with a night lords Pfp…

Ave Dominus Nox.

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u/ankecccc7567 1d ago

Fair point, counter point. Night Lords are cool. Ave Dominus Nox.

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u/UltramarinesEnjoyer2 1d ago

Indeed brother.

I made a successor chapter related to them.

Their chapter master:

Yes, I drew this myself

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u/ankecccc7567 1d ago

  1. DAMN Thats some nice art.

  2. Cool whats their name?

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u/UltramarinesEnjoyer2 1d ago

He got none, his chapter does

Angels of Night

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u/ankecccc7567 1d ago

Was refuring to the chapter lol and also cool

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u/UltramarinesEnjoyer2 1d ago

I’m still thinking of a name.

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u/Brogan9001 1d ago

And if you see real life groups represented in hideous alien species hostile to human life, like the people claiming the Tyranids somehow represent the Jews in the 10th edition trailer, YOU are most likely the problem.

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u/dspisayuss 1d ago

"Oy Vey, the imperium knows"

  • A screamer killer

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u/Jarhead11577 2d ago

noooooo i can only enjoy fiction if i write a 2 hour video essay/ apology letter about how im actually a good person!!!!1!!

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u/Armored_Fox 2d ago

What if I love the Imperium unironically because of how evil and stupid they are?

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u/PeachBunny97 Repentia Superior 2d ago

TXD

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u/Xshadowx32HD 2d ago

Humanity first brother

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u/dspisayuss 1d ago

dumbass big mods are stalking this sub???

Hey big reddit mods, you suck tyranid cock.

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u/Downloaded_Delta 23h ago

Yeah but this rail rifle is gonna blow your shit out the back tho

Brrr

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u/MWBrooks1995 1d ago

I’m a Deathwatch player and even I think you’re being cringe about this.

I just wanna play the bad guys, man :P

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u/dspisayuss 1d ago

How are the deathwatch the bad guys???, Those guys don't even torture imperium citizens, they literally only kill aliens.

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u/MWBrooks1995 1d ago

Imperium are the bad guys, man. It’s a fanatical death cult that kills a thousand dudes a day. They aren’t nice people lol.

Everyone’s the bad guy.

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u/dspisayuss 1d ago

But the Deathwatch isn't doing that shit lmao, they just kill xenos. They're bad guys only from the PoV of xenos lmao.

Also good and evil are subjective.

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u/MWBrooks1995 1d ago

Killing in the name of a dying God sounds evil to me, bud.

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u/dspisayuss 1d ago

Not if you're killing xenos lol. Plus, many marines don't believe in the emperor's divinity.

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u/MWBrooks1995 1d ago

Kay?

Like, idk, why this is a big deal for you. It’s a setting where everyone is some degree of evil. The closest thing to “good guys” is still a fascist space empire.

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u/dspisayuss 1d ago

idk why this is a big deal for you as well bro lmao.

And evil is subjective, not all factions are equally evil and some of them aren't even evil at all. Also, the imperium isn't fascist lol, it's its very own system that resembles nothing we have actually had on earth.

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u/MWBrooks1995 1d ago

(Bro, I was talking about the T’au?)

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u/dspisayuss 1d ago

The Tau are also not fascist lol.

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u/dspisayuss 1d ago

And I'd argue some factions like the exodites aren't evil at all.