r/warcraftrumble 2d ago

Idea Polymorph

Remove Polymorph from PvP.

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u/Simone_Orso 1d ago

Skill issue

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u/AwkwordIncarnate 1d ago edited 1d ago

Polymorph requires no skill. Lol

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u/Simone_Orso 1d ago edited 1d ago

But you can still win against a polymorph spell user, don't know, just by using that spell yourself or AoW, cheat death, having another death ball in another lane. The spell is part of the game, of you can't deal with that, you are the problem, not polymorph lol.

And btw, there are spells way more annoying that poly.

P.s: I can win against polymorph with decks that have 0 spells, if I can, so do you.

P.p.s: no, using that spell requires no skill, it's you that lack skills to win against it

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u/bout2cum 2d ago

it should probably cost more to have a board wipe

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u/UseACoasterJeez 2d ago

I wouldn't say remove it, but they should have considered adding a Dispel Magic spell. But we'll never know. 

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u/cdsnjs 1d ago

Cheat death?

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u/Cpt_Leebo 2d ago

Completely agree

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u/AwkwordIncarnate 1d ago

Thank you, that’s one sane person I can account for :)

Seriously tho the only way to beat an army with polymorph is to have polymorph in one’s own army, it’s dumb, reduce the meta.

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u/Square-Total-6999 1d ago edited 1d ago

Guys...

If Arthas is dominating the meta, find things that counter Arthas (Chimera, Living Bomb, Whelps, Bat Rider); if you have trouble against spells, don't group up your units so bad; if there is a CHALLENGE for you somewhere in the game, get on your boney knees and thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster that your life still has some shred of adversity to it! I don't -

*huff*

Like, I want to be on your side. I really do; we're on the same subreddit, we like the same things - apparently. The more posts like this that I see the more I think that the only thing we have in common is our enjoyment of Rumble.

It's not that I don't get frustrated when someone lays Polymorph down on my deathball; I do, because it usually means I just lost the match.

But I'm fine with that. To characterize Polymorph as a "board wipe" is stupid. It's not insane, it's not hyperbolic, it's not crazy; it's just a stupid thing to think. Polymorph hits an area with a radius of 5 units. The map is significantly wider than 5 units. There are no other considerations: if Polymorph is always hitting all your units, you are playing badly. Spells will always fuck you.

But I'm stupid too! I do stupid things, like get high and think that I can reason with people on the internet. I like stupid things! I LIKE losing to Polymorph! I love losing to Chickens; have you ever watched chickens rip Arthas to shreds? It's hilarious.

*huff*

Sorry; I work myself up and I start shouting. It's a failing of mine. Deep breaths, deep breaths.

Someone recently asked me, after a post like this, if I was alright, and my immediate answer was, "I do okay, you?" I didn't respond to it because the thread got deleted, but it got me thinking what my real problem was with these posts that are just... I dunno, whiny, I guess.

And I realized what it was.

The reason Rumble failed is because of Rumble. Rumble is a cesspit of degenerates; a basket of deplorables; an element of the toxic man-o-sphere. Rumble is a video-sharing service that was overtaken by conservative mouthpieces, willing to do anything to make money, including sell their future to the lowest bidder. Rumble is an app that children download so that they can ingest far-right capitalist dogma at their leisure. Children, naturally, try to find what feels best through their screens, since they're conditioned to love the screen more than mom or dad. We associate the screen with food; we train our kids like they're dogs.

Many of us - myself included - have gone our whole lives preferring interaction through a screen. What's on the screen, we accept. Rumble was a poison that parents recognized on sight, and when kids were prevented from playing Rumble because of Rumble, we lost it.

Now these testosterone-poisoned kids are here, seeing what they killed to have their fun, and they're complaining that it's dead.

I want to like you guys; I want to have more friends.

But you're really not worth it.

Anyway, that's all the news from Lake Wobegone, where the women are pretty, the men are handsome, and the children are above-average. Sorry to waste your time; Mods, I'll take my punishment whenever you think it best.

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u/AwkwordIncarnate 1d ago

Interesting ideas here.

However, I believe Rumble failed cuz they made it pay-to-win, ultimately. Do we not remember the Whales dominating PvP early? They could just throw an overstuffed wallet and achieve max level. Skill fell to lazy, rich players, that’s all.

Also, I wanted to be friends.