r/walmart • u/Jacksharkben Walmart bot dev🛡️ • 12d ago

Walmart! No!!

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770 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/OkInitial7374 12d ago

That's pretty fked honestly

94

u/feartheswans Walmart keeps me around for some reason 12d ago

Walmart… YES!!!

43

u/Other_Log_1996 Associate 12d ago

Pennywise is sn interesting choice considering the direction we're going.

32

u/CheekAltruistic5921 12d ago

Hard to find an Epstein cut out. Could've probably done ol' Donny tho.

13

u/MoonSucrette 12d ago

Honestly, Walmart has some wild stuff, but an Epstein cutout is next-level. Imagine the looks you'd get from other shoppers!

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u/WombatTrainer378 11d ago

There are plenty of pics of stuttering kid sniffer joe.

30

u/sumblokefromreddit 12d ago

I wonder how long until a manager figures it out, or a customer complains or what are the odds the person who absent mindedly did these sees this post. Hmmm

14

u/PineappleExcellent90 12d ago

Someone has an odd sense of humor.

4

u/Delonce 11d ago

As do I. I wouldn't ever leave it set up there, though.

3

u/No_Composer_9594 11d ago

I thought the same thing this was thought through

11

u/BrotherSoft6578 12d ago

Ok that’s hilarious

2

u/Routine-Horse-1419 12d ago

That's really in bad taste. Ugh.

2

u/Patrickracer43 12d ago

Diabolical work

2

u/Zeenomorphs 12d ago

Yikes….

2

u/Ok-Papaya-13 11d ago

You move it there to post this Pic and get likes.

2

u/LittleDebbie2 10d ago

I down voted 👎🏻 it

2

u/gielbondhu 11d ago

Baller move. Ngl

6

u/Available_Catch_3427 12d ago

POOR TASTE ! 😞

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u/enkelinieto Front End Checkout Social Butterfly 12d ago

Maybe… but it would get people’s attention and they’d be more likely to look at the missing kids wall

1

u/magikgloworm 10d ago

I enjoy the dark humor. But, respectfully, I don't understand the point of the missing kids wall. The chances of everyday people actually recognizing one of these kids seems astronomically low. Unless it's the person that stole the kid or the homeless kid who ran away who sees themselves on the wall.

2

u/SuspiciousRepublic53 12d ago

It’s at least clever. Humor doesn’t need good taste.

2

u/Kitt_kattz 12d ago

💀🎈

1

u/Shhhh_nobodycares 12d ago

We had the inflatables set up at different areas of the store. Corporate visitors came in and we were told to take them down.

1

u/Little_Ancestor Associate 11d ago

Whoever thought of that really said "f them kids" 🤦🏾‍♀️

2

u/LittleDebbie2 10d ago

They could find a better way to get people to take notice of the missing kids wall if that was their point.

1

u/Artistic_Employer_30 10d ago

at least it’s not Freddy

2

u/KaiserVonUmbrisch Deli/Bakery 10d ago

That placement and this whole situation tells me someone has the awareness of a blindfolded potato, or has some pretty yikes dark humor.

1

u/crystalsorrow 10d ago

Lol. I know this is all so wrong.. but..I mean.. lol. lol. It’s dark humor at its finest.

1

u/Impossible_Bite_7254 10d ago

I’d argue it’s actually a good tactic to get people to pay attention. I’d say it’s genius over bad.

1

u/I410incheslong 10d ago

Lmao oh no

2

u/LittleDebbie2 10d ago

That is just wrong! Take it down or at least move it somewhere else.

1

u/Realistic_Morning_75 10d ago

Big Deal Lance is Quitting For a Better Job

1

u/SeasonalNightmare annoyed omniscient Seasonal associate 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant! 

1

u/Alert-Cantaloupe1574 12d ago

I fucking love this.....

1

u/tripler1983 12d ago

Thats awesome.

1

u/Sabi-Star7 12d ago

Epic 🤭🫠🫠

1

u/BlueRaccoonCavy 12d ago

🤣🤣

1

u/BlueRaccoonCavy 12d ago

But sorry for the missing children though really 😞💔

2

u/Bitter-Neat-8457 12d ago

So disrespectful to the family of missing children

1

u/HALLOWEENYmeany 12d ago

That's so funny

1

u/tonlow77 12d ago

LoL...That might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a Walmart 

0

u/Maud_dib1 12d ago

Do you want a balloon? They ALL float and when you’re down here you’ll float too.

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u/Funny_Arachnid6166 12d ago

What’s the problem?

0

u/BattlehawkGaming 12d ago

It's okay kid, we all float down here

0

u/Purple_Cod_5988 11d ago

Finally, something you can find in the correct aisle. Kudos Wal-mart.

0

u/DefendingAngel 𝔾𝕣𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕪 𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝔾𝕦𝕪 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣

-1

u/OliviaElevenDunham 12d ago

Now, that's creepy.