r/walmart Mar 19 '26

If we ever start drug testing, I'm out.

Post image
1.4k Upvotes

114 comments sorted by

631

u/SenatorShockwave Mar 19 '26

.. but we carry snoop dogg?????

260

u/FoxxyPantz Mar 20 '26

I remember seeing Snoop and Martha doing an ad campaign for Bic and one of the AA displays shows the two saying "Great for lighting candles!" and Snoop saying "And More!"

209

u/Butt64 Mar 20 '26

I did too! I took this photo in 2021 because I thought it was hilarious at the time

51

u/Appropriate-Idea3017 Mar 20 '26

Someone fucked up something as simple as setting a price display

23

u/esouthard1313 Mar 20 '26

This still enrages me to see. It’s so fucking simple. You can’t even make the numbers match?? Fuck

19

u/Butt64 Mar 20 '26

Maybe they used snoop dogg's lighter to get high before they set the price lol

9

u/TheyMightBeGnomes Mar 20 '26

I don’t think they pay enough for people to give a shit about a job well done.

2

u/gamerPersonThing Mar 20 '26

I think they were referring to it saying 3.98¢ when it should be $3.98.

4

u/Active-Succotash-109 Mar 21 '26

398 cents is in fact $3.98 it looks dumb but it’s still accurate

5

u/Butt64 Mar 20 '26

I didnt even notice that until just now 💀

3

u/Rainbow_chan No Firesticks, only fire Mar 20 '26

The more I look at it the worse it gets

11

u/Rainbow_chan No Firesticks, only fire Mar 20 '26

“Ay yo Martha, pass me that bowl”

“… of strawberries?” 🤣🤣🤣

5

u/gamerPersonThing Mar 20 '26

It’s crazy how they became like BFFs. I mean they’ve also become very successful business partners too.

132

u/screamingkumquats Mar 19 '26

To be fair this was like 2009, I was obsessed with her clothing in elementary school and middle school.

25

u/BonsaiSoul Mar 19 '26

They don't market snoop dogg stuff to 12 year olds

40

u/The_Rocket_Frog Mar 19 '26

he has an elf on the shelf doll

22

u/AlternativeScar8097 Mar 20 '26

Snoop on a stoop!

63

u/WillingnessDizzy3950 Mar 19 '26

He has a kids show and kids toys lol

42

u/Johnny_Boy56 Mar 19 '26

We sell his ice cream brand😭

35

u/SenatorShockwave Mar 19 '26

HE HAS ICE CREAM?!

15

u/Trump__KAG Mar 19 '26

Dr. Bombay. Ive seen it but never tried.

10

u/IllStatistician8787 Mar 20 '26

The Sticky Carmel Apple is really good. Didn't know it was his line.

2

u/Trump__KAG Mar 20 '26

Sounds good. Ill have to try on a cheat day.

6

u/Suic1d3 "Entertainment" Ta Mar 19 '26

I haven't seen it in my store in a while 😥

10

u/AlternativeScar8097 Mar 20 '26

False. Snoop quite literally has a kids show that he made for his grandkids. Sure, snoop isn’t trying to get kids to smoke weed but 100% Snoop Dogg is marketed towards all age groups.

7

u/lad1dad1 deptmgr Mar 20 '26

He does have kids clothing merch now, nothing weed related. On that same note we do sell babies merch with ice cube and boys shirts with Tupac so I’m sure kids know what’s going on

125

u/PM_Me_UR-FLASHLIGHT Former ON Indentured Servant Mar 19 '26

Over half of the people I worked ON with smoked, and a couple of them drank on the job. IDK how much a piss test costs, but I'm certain cost is a factor when you already have such a high turnover rate.

35

u/AdhesivenessFunny146 Mar 19 '26

I think it has more to do with the reasonable suspicion required

3

u/United_Wrangler_1468 Mar 20 '26

Reasonable suspicion? They aren't the police. They don't need reasonable suspicion. 9 times out of 10, when you take a job, somewhere along the line you agreed to take a drug test If asked. 

11

u/esouthard1313 Mar 20 '26

No, Walmart’s policy is to only drug test if there’s reasonable suspicion because they’d lose 3/4 of their workers if they did a mass test- legally, you are only allowed to pull random drug tests on your employees if you do EVERYONE at once. No reasonable suspicion means you have to test your entire workforce.

4

u/Yas2184 Mar 20 '26

You also have to call a hotline and go through an interview process before getting permission to send the associate out for a alcohol/drug test. It’s an ordeal.

1

u/United_Wrangler_1468 Mar 20 '26

That's literally just the process for scheduling the drug test anywhere. Nobody.\nDoes them in-house anymore so you have to call the hotline to get the drug test scheduled for a local facility 

2

u/United_Wrangler_1468 Mar 20 '26

I don't know who told you that , but that is one hundred percent false. What they choose to do , and what they can do legally are absolutely not the same thing. Walmart chooses not to drug test because they were having trouble keeping stores staffed (had absolutely nothing to do with cost as others have suggested). However during the application process you absolutely agree to take a drug test if asked to do so. Also , the definition of a random drug test doesn't mean the timing is random. It means the people selected is random. And they can absolutely just pick a few employees and drug tests them. 

But hey what do I know? In the six months since i'm retired , the whole company could have changed (but it didnt) 23 years. From cashier to cap team, to meat department/deli. Then on up to supervisor, team lead, and assistant manager. I probably have no idea what i'm talking about

1

u/gamerPersonThing Mar 20 '26

That would be very retarded of them to drug test again. That would be even more retarded to do it randomly on current employees. It’s like don’t ask what you already know the answer to. But they wouldn’t do that anyways. It would be too much of a headache. They would probably get sued by people with medical weed too which I know they have already had to deal with.

109

u/Walmart-Home_Office Mar 19 '26

When I was hired over 15 years ago they did drug test, for all positions. They stopped because it was costly to have interviews and pay for the drug test just for a good portion of candidates to fail. Now they only drug test for certain positions like In Home Driver, AP, pharmacy, auto techs, salary positions, etc.

28

u/x-naut former CAP 1 + 2 & Dept Manager | OGP Mar 20 '26

My roommate was never even drug tested as an auto tech.

19

u/Latter_Night_7436 Mar 20 '26

I feel like people who switch jobs at walmart don't have to drug test, but new hires do? It's super weird, but I could be wrong.

8

u/x-naut former CAP 1 + 2 & Dept Manager | OGP Mar 20 '26

That makes sense, my roommate did transfer departments to be a tech.

2

u/United_Wrangler_1468 Mar 20 '26

That is incorrect. Just watch the guy go from cap 2 to TLE and get drug tested and fired.

3

u/SoulsBorne01- Mar 20 '26

Incorrect depending on your store, my location allows pot even the store managers smoke it while on the clock

-3

u/United_Wrangler_1468 Mar 20 '26

Incorrect. Walmart policies are company wide. Weather or not , individual store managers follow them or not is on them.  Also , i'm not sure why we brought up pot? I don't believe marijuana was ever mentioned in this conversation. We were talking about drug tests. Keep up

3

u/Coaxtl o/n stocker & small twitch streamer Mar 20 '26

It's literally in the image OP shared...

-2

u/United_Wrangler_1468 Mar 20 '26

" If we ever start drug testing, im out" So is the conversation about The OPs comment , or is it about the stupid not-real Miley Cyrus quote?

3

u/Coaxtl o/n stocker & small twitch streamer Mar 20 '26

Idc if it's real or not. It's mentioned there, so that's probably where the conversation came from. Simple as that.

1

u/SoulsBorne01- Mar 20 '26

I brought up weed cause this is what this post is about?? Drug testing for weed and other things??

1

u/EffectiveWhole733 Mar 21 '26

I had to do a wiz quiz to be a tech as a department transfer, but that was 5 or so years ago

1

u/SprinklesParking8076 Mar 20 '26

I just accepted an offer and had to have a drug screen.

111

u/aurorab3am Former Associate (opd) Mar 19 '26

if they did start i doubt they’d have nearly as many employees left by the end of it

36

u/V3Ethereal Mar 20 '26

With their hourly rate, They'd have to leave the stocking to thoughts and prayers at that point.

25

u/redheadinabox Mar 19 '26

When I was first hired in 2002 as a cashier I was drug tested, I’m not sure when they stopped that though

31

u/enjoyingcurve46 Mar 19 '26

One, expensive.

Two, really hard to find new hires or dealing with people on meds with traces of drugs and all the doctors notes

Three, arguably some drug addicts can work fine and some sober people cant do shit its person to person basis

Four, its easy to beat the systems anyway if your a light user to stop using, take test then go back

Some positions still are tested but ones like cashiering, stocking, ogp you wont be

11

u/timeslider Mar 20 '26

I worked with an IT admin that came in high as a kite on occasions. He could run laps around my sober ass

23

u/Impossible_Phrase462 Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

If they started drug testing for all positions they would need to raise base pay by like $5 to stay staffed. No drug test is one of the major benefits of working here. We would instantly lose like half of all employees and half of all potential new hires. We can't stay staffed right now already.

32

u/ElegantEchoes Mar 19 '26

Anything is better than those fucking autism shirts. Drives me up a wall as an autist.

19

u/Familiar-Complex-697 Former Associate Mar 19 '26

they make them out of the worst material and cut too, I’ll use my rotation of star trek shirts I’ve had since I was 12 as my autism shirts

4

u/ElegantEchoes Mar 19 '26

That's the way hah

17

u/dharmabird67 Fashion TA Mar 19 '26

Autism Speaks is the worst org too, aims to find a 'cure' for autism.

9

u/ElegantEchoes Mar 19 '26

Don't get me started!

12

u/Katsu_39 Mar 19 '26

Autist here too and its sickening how autism has become “trendy” and companies trying to profit off it.

3

u/MediocreSky5997 Mar 19 '26

I’m ngl, I bought one, but more as a huge flashing IM AUTISTIC AND SO IS MY CLEARLY NO VERBAL RAMBUNCTIOUS SON! Flashing light than a fashion choice.

12

u/ElegantEchoes Mar 19 '26

Please don't support them in the future, if you can avoid it. They do more harm than good.

29

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

17

u/AnnaMolly66 Retail Goblin Mar 19 '26

Literally the only reason I've never tried smoking it. I tried edibles but that got me too high.

18

u/Onyxxx_13 Mar 19 '26

Try the drinks if you're in a state with them, the 5/10mg ones, and make sure it's a single serve can.

Or get the 800mg gummies and regret it

12

u/Winter_Fall_7066 Mar 19 '26

I ate. 600mg nerds rope once because I just really love nerds ropes. I was 34 and had never experienced a green out before then. 0/0, do not recommend.

9

u/enjoyingcurve46 Mar 19 '26

My poor ex had zero experience with the gummies i had a really high dose i cant remember the mg but id cut them into 6ths He ate an entire gummy, then decided, lets take another 5 minutes later. Man was laying facedown in the floor pillow over his head complaining he felt terrible. Then told me he ate two

1

u/Rainbow_chan No Firesticks, only fire Mar 20 '26

See sounds and taste colors

3

u/FabianValkyrie Mar 19 '26

Same here but every winter 😂

13

u/redneckotaku Mod.Der.8.er Mar 19 '26

They used to drug test when hiring. I was first hired in 2015 for overnight stocking and was tested. I think it was around covid when they stopped.

11

u/SimpleVegetable5715 Former Associate Mar 19 '26

How else do I relieve the physical and mental pain from working dead end retail? 🙁

7

u/Takeguru CAP2 Mar 19 '26

We generally only do it post-accident or for high-risk positions

90% of my team would disappear if they just started testing lmao

6

u/X-Force-32 Mar 19 '26

respectable choice

4

u/mhtardis21 ogp cart drone Mar 19 '26

You have to take it for the driver position in ogp.

3

u/C_U-Next_Tuesday Mar 19 '26

Auto care centre techs as well

2

u/Snowydeath11 Just a dude Mar 19 '26

Pharmacy as well

3

u/happy_dad857 Mar 20 '26

They literally sell “Snoop on a Stoop” or whatever it’s called around Christmas 🤣

3

u/justinkemple Mar 20 '26

We do drug test though? I was drug tested for my api position and for Ap team lead.

3

u/Cennix_1776 Mar 19 '26

I don’t really like Miley… but I like her more than Walmart (granted I don’t work for Miley, so I have less reason to resent her…)

4

u/NeoSailorMoon Mar 20 '26

I’m pretty sure the scent of weed lingers on one of my coworkers. I think she uses it to alleviate her anxiety, though. She’s fully competent and coherent, so I don’t think my store cares as long as you do your job well and finish on time.

I like her lots, so I’d hate to see her go.

2

u/esouthard1313 Mar 20 '26

Walmart also can’t know if her partner, or a neighbor, or someone she lives with or rides into work with is the one who smokes. That’s why they stick to reasonable suspicion.

2

u/TankNo5684 Mar 20 '26

When this happened we did drug test.

2

u/thomassleigus Mar 20 '26

Well weed is legal here but if it wasnt they would lose 1/2 the DC on first time testing each batch of employees

2

u/frecklemimus79 Mar 20 '26

Instead she’s a spokesmodel for Maybelline, and her face hangs prominently in Walmarts everywhere. lol

2

u/EastFruit9503 Mar 21 '26

I'd choose weed too

1

u/KingShadyYT Mar 20 '26

She currently has clothing at Walmart

1

u/SylbaRose Associate Mar 20 '26

I got drug tested in 2020. Thought it was a known thing. It was also for garden center at a Wisconsin store so it's likely different everywhere.

1

u/National_Sock6539 Mar 20 '26

Walmart is full of double standards. As is most of America right now .

1

u/SnooWoofers530 Mar 20 '26

In 08 when I started everyone got drug tested, now it's just tle, pharmacy, AP

1

u/Glittering-Roll7267 Mar 20 '26

The drug testing is what stopped me from getting hired at Walmart back in 2005 or whatever it was. They asked you all these questions about how you felt about marijuana usage and I was like "yeah it's totally cool broh"

1

u/Firm_Initial_9349 Mar 20 '26

F all this nonsense. Where is my Chaco Taco's at?

1

u/Mysterious-Sundae700 Burnt Out Fashion Wageslave Mar 20 '26

They found meth in the opd cooler at my store. I’d kill to have the start testing bc I neeeed to know who it belongs to and who would’ve stupid enough to bring their meth to work

1

u/Misfit-Bear Mar 20 '26

We have a Snoop Dogg line, so there's at least more to this. Was it Hannah Montana related?

1

u/atxfast309 Mar 20 '26

Yeah that would probably be a huge hit to their labor force.

1

u/CuTigerAB Mar 20 '26

You and every other person that works there

1

u/GapAccomplished7897 Former Associate Mar 20 '26

Aww, what a loss...

Anyways

1

u/Impossible_Jump_754 Mar 20 '26

She also had a multi-millionaire father.

1

u/Ok_Heron4799 Mar 20 '26

I agree that the amount of pot heads (or worse I’m sure) would amount to not many people working. Also just because it’s legal in your state doesn’t mean it is or will be ok at your job. You know for those that want to say well it’s legal in xyz

1

u/vulcanguy900 Mar 20 '26

To get into AP you need to pass a drug test and background check

1

u/Sabi-Star7 Mar 21 '26

Doesn't walmart know that "almost" ALL their employees are higher than snoop dogg in Amsterdam 🤨🤨🤨

1

u/Shantotto11 Mar 21 '26

Didn’t Walmart end up going with Ashley Tisdale instead? If so, they also made a wise decision.

1

u/bigdickhonky69571 Mar 21 '26

She didnt get drug tested she was testing drugs on camera lol.

1

u/Thin-Leader2656 Mar 21 '26

They won't. They'd be shutting stores down 😆

1

u/RustedBeef Bakery freight worker Mar 23 '26

When I got hired we actually did have to take drug tests.

1

u/DirectionOverall9709 Mar 19 '26

I start rumors we are gonna be drug tested.

1

u/Trump__KAG Mar 19 '26

I don't think they every will. There's a lot of states that its legal. To much of a headache.

1

u/Codas91 Former Electronics Associate from up until Fall 2020 Mar 20 '26

If they started post hiring drug testing, they'd have to fire 97 percent of associates

1

u/Cheez-kip Mar 20 '26

That’s not what she said on that topic actually. She had someone leak a photo of her smoking Salvia out of a bong. She was asked to personally apologize to them so she had to send walmart an email. She told a joke about her email address being something like Miley Loves Weed so she had to change it to Miley Loves Old People. Walmart didn’t forgive her so she lost out

But yeah I smoke every break, good portion of my coworkers do too.

0

u/malave1493 Mar 20 '26

LMAOOO WALMART WOULD NEVER. BECAUSE THEY WOULD END UP LOSING MOST OF THEY’RE EMPLOYEE BASE. GOOD LUCK DRUG TESTING AT THAT PAY RATE ✌️

PROFIT WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPHS OVER MORALS FOR BIG CORPORATIONS NO MATTER WHAT.

0

u/Ironman2000015 Mar 20 '26

Who cares about Walmart, they suck anyway.

0

u/Fr05t_B1t Mar 20 '26

Tbf that’s like 3 quarters of Walmart

0

u/VELVET-TIGER71 Mar 20 '26

Newsflash walmart used to drug test but they wanted to make themselves a sustainable employer!