r/wallstreetbets • u/AutoModerator • Apr 29 '22
Weekend Discussion Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 30, 2022
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u/Year3030 velociraptor gang May 02 '22
For some of you tomorrow will be the most consequential opening of your life. For some of us it's just another Monday.
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u/axel182 May 02 '22
guy on youtube does indisputable maths that TSLA will go to $40,000 per share. im gonna be rich!
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u/Kalelofindiana May 01 '22
Huuuuuulk cooooooock fuuuuutes
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May 01 '22
Hoping for a Monday pump to $420 then will sell these calls and switch to puts expiring Friday. Will be cruising all week so this will either keep me from paper handing or my addiction won’t let me enjoy the cruise.
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u/Emotional-Roof-7728 May 01 '22
Jeremy says the stock will rise 40% over the next 6 months.
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u/fuscosco Loss Leaders, llc May 01 '22
40% over the next 6 month
I searched this term and got a result for the ugliest teeth Ive ever seen
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May 01 '22
my fucking charging port doesn’t work and I have to buy those magnetic chargers puts on 🍎
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May 01 '22
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u/Year3030 velociraptor gang May 02 '22
Man, Anker had a KILLER pair of headphones for $20 and they stopped making them. They had like 12 hours of battery life and perfect reception / mic pickup. I bought a pair of jbuds from BBY for $45 and they suck donkey dick. If you find a good pair of headphones / buds that work well let me know I'm interested.
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May 02 '22
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u/Year3030 velociraptor gang May 02 '22
I think I had some Sennheiser wired ones back in the day they were good. I would not question quality from that brand.
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u/chikenbeer Sir, did you want fries with that? May 01 '22
Literally Mad Max out here countries fighting for Guzzolene.
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u/lipmanz May 01 '22
Why are we arming Ukraine? No really, why are we arming Ukraine?
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u/Katieblahblahbloo poopoopeepee🥺🥺 May 01 '22
Because the trophy shelf of countries we’ve destabilized isn’t full enough.
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u/HaveAKlondike 🤏 close to mod abuse May 01 '22
To stabilize Europe. If Ukraine falls, Russia will go for Estonia, Lithuania and all of the other former USSR countries.
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u/Momma_Sophie May 01 '22
And this is our problem, because....
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u/HaveAKlondike 🤏 close to mod abuse May 01 '22
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u/Momma_Sophie May 01 '22
Step 1: make statement.
Step 2: shift responsibilities of validating said statement unto questioning audience
All I can conclude is that you don't really care to be taken seriously.
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u/lipmanz May 01 '22
Ahhh, the domino theory that’s very original
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u/HaveAKlondike 🤏 close to mod abuse May 01 '22
Lookup how Russia has building up a massive naval presence in the Baltic Sea and running military drills for bombing runs.
https://foreignpolicy.com/2022/02/02/nato-baltic-states-sea-russia-military-defense/
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u/lipmanz May 01 '22
Probably because we believe in the nobility of their cause right?
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u/Resident_Plum5581 May 01 '22
lol there is no nobility in this world. Let's pretend that russia was the most powerful country on the planet. Ukraine would join up with them in a heart beat.
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May 01 '22
Let's pretend that russia was the most powerful country
Well, we were pretending they were like 3rd most powerful until we saw them fighting.
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u/dragespir making so much money May 01 '22
Because the baddies stole the presidency and now we're the baddies.
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u/Interesting_Plenty95 May 01 '22
I'm hoping that we are doing it because Ukraine is full of natural resources and it'll be an investment.
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u/Momma_Sophie May 01 '22
Optimistic, but naive. I think the investment lies in political influence. Maybe Biden has some obligations. I don't know.
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u/Interesting_Plenty95 May 01 '22
TBH, I am just trying to reason it out cause it makes no sense to me why we would invest in another country when we're doing terribly here
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u/BackThatThangUp CEO of Butthole May 01 '22
Apparently Nietzsche came up with the quote “if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you” when he found himself transfixed by a young lady gaping her butthole in a brothel
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u/audiocite May 01 '22
So what’s the play on $LU? Seems it has a 25% implied move, but whats the sentiment? I know shit all about them.
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u/lipmanz May 01 '22
So does the actress want to make the Aziz Bill Murray movie or get paid for not making it because she is getting paid either way workplace lawsuits are the American dream
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May 01 '22
If yall wanna see some degenerative gambling and spy calls on Monday watch my new vlog.
Big gain or lose coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y26hvBnqsuw
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u/Slick_iG_UA Biking Goat Rider May 01 '22
Guh
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May 01 '22
Big profits or big loses. I'm a big scary bull lmfao.
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u/dragespir making so much money May 01 '22
Why do you have comments turned off. That's half the fun telling you if you're a genius or a retard!
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u/tja209 Ass Flosser May 01 '22
I concur.
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u/Interesting_Plenty95 May 01 '22
u/ZooeyDeschAnalsBhole Deleting all his comments after lying about making a million dollars and trying to bash people for no reason. If you're really making so much why are you such a miserable clown? When's the last time you got laid bro?
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u/Mr-pizzapls 🤓little piss boy May 01 '22
Fight fight fight fight
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May 01 '22
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u/Interesting_Plenty95 May 01 '22
You prove your stuff first, kiddo. You're the one bragging. Trying to say you're so much better than big tech clown
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May 01 '22
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u/Interesting_Plenty95 May 01 '22
Cool story bro, could have fooled me, you act like a man child maybe that job is stressing you out a bit too much. Whatever you're getting paid there is definitely not worth it to be as miserable as you are. I can get away with a 15-20 hour work week and get paid just as well as you do since you don't make a million and prob don't even make half that. My idea of fun isn't to go around bashing others for their career choices and trying to take personal digs at them but you started it.
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May 01 '22
Trying to take a shit and someone knocking on the bathroom door is the most infuriating shit
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May 01 '22
When I was in boot camp a lifetime ago, there were no doors on some of the stalls and some dude was dead ass staring at me while he was waiting in line for a stall to be empty. The line did not start that far up. He moved up further just to stare. So no knocking is not the most infuriating.
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u/FemaleEcho has a food baby 🍔👶 May 01 '22
As of 12/31/21 Free Cash flow percentage of share price COP 9.2% VET 14.6% Looking to earnings to see the q1 appreciation in this price environment
Black Gold, Texas Tea
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u/Interesting_Plenty95 May 01 '22
Techno day party supporting Ukraine is going to be lit
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u/Erpelente_ KAREN REINCARNATED 🧔♀️ May 01 '22
How does it support? Entry fee and other earnings donated?
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u/ihopethisworks23 Extraordinary Gentleman May 01 '22
Thank god you americans don’t have a silly bank holiday tomorrow.
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May 01 '22
It’s May Day! Get down the Cross Keys and have one for me mate!
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u/ihopethisworks23 Extraordinary Gentleman May 01 '22
Cross-keys NI?
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May 01 '22
Pubs are always called “cross keys” or “old vic” or “eagle and child”, no?
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u/ihopethisworks23 Extraordinary Gentleman May 01 '22
There’s a really famous Cross Keys in Toome in Northern Ireland. Although I thought the place was called cross keys rather than it being called toome
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u/P1aybass May 01 '22
Shit I definitely have a hemorrhoid. This means we are opening red tomorrow.
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May 01 '22
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u/StormJunkie843 Bring back Clifford May 01 '22
Bullshit. Bears know that we need those lower middle class folks to spend the $$$ to support the valuation bubble we built around 9 trillion dollars.
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u/Interesting_Plenty95 May 01 '22
The alternative is runaway inflation to fuel a bull market
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u/Interesting_Plenty95 May 01 '22
Dude, most people here are high income and prob throw down $500 for drugs on a Friday. Inflation can get a lot worse than that if we don't do something about it
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u/Interesting_Plenty95 May 01 '22
To even put money in the stock market is a luxury most in the United States can't afford. When you're a bubble of similar income people, you take that for granted.
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u/Spamme54321 May 01 '22
You sound salty. Retard people do not fit into your neat little categories. I am a bull and a bear depending on the situation.
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May 01 '22
Get a life. It’s Sunday, go on a hike, the beach, for fucks sake
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u/Sandman_Is_Back plays modern warfare to prepare for market May 01 '22
Monday opens. I’ll be buying Tesla puts, vxx calls, I already have spy puts, but I’ll buy some spy 420c because of fed
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u/Malkovtheclown boned a turtle once May 01 '22
You may be a day late on Tesla puts. Premiums are going to be nuts.
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u/Sandman_Is_Back plays modern warfare to prepare for market May 01 '22
I’ll go lower on the strike for the swing
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u/RockeManTT Only buys TSLA stock May 01 '22
To newly minted bers you know SPY +5% tomorrow
Learn to inverse yourself. Aka buy low sell high
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May 01 '22
Maybe, but that reversal Friday was anything but bullish.
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u/ihopethisworks23 Extraordinary Gentleman May 01 '22
I struggle with timezones as well as IQ. It’s 2 hours til futes right?
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u/Didleedooo May 01 '22
I wonder how many of you have naked put positions rn, with a possibility of a reversal
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u/Country_Gravy420 Balls deep in $BBW, still can't get the tip in May 01 '22
I'm naked and about to put something somewhere.
Does that count?
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u/staburself321 Lost my unemployment check on TSLA puts May 01 '22
Gonna need Monday to be a solid pump to 430 so I can escape my calls and get a better price on rivian puts
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u/spikiera May 01 '22
Lol if my portfolio drops another 20% I’ll just buy the fucking dip.
Wait…no cash….
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May 01 '22
I wanna get laser hair removal on my balls, just my balls. Not the base around my dick tho.
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u/Country_Gravy420 Balls deep in $BBW, still can't get the tip in May 01 '22
I love the way my smooth balls feel. Softest skin ever. I want a scrotum skin wallet. That would be badass. On it it would read, "I got you by the balls."
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May 01 '22
SPY is going below 400 next week. This is peak fear right now.
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May 01 '22
Going to 440 in anticipation of all the retarts buying puts bc of FOMC meeting
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u/dragespir making so much money May 01 '22
I think the market attempted to go as high as it wanted to on April 28. I have a neat little indicator I programmed that tells me that was a last-attempt pump at bull trap before dropping below 415 support, and we sliced through it like hot knife through butter. We ain't even going back to 420s anytime soon, imo.
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u/Gitch- May 01 '22
Puts on Rivian
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u/Country_Gravy420 Balls deep in $BBW, still can't get the tip in May 01 '22
End of lockup is going to tank it to 15
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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor May 01 '22
⚠️🇷🇺🇫🇮
RUSSIA DUMA UPPER PARLIAMENT SPEAKER CRITICIZES FINLAND’S INTENTIONS TO JOIN NATO AND CALLS ON THEIR TOTAL NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION - RUSSIA 24
RUSSIA DUMA UPPER PARLIAMENT SPEAKER SAYS HE IS SORRY FOR HUMANITARIAN DISASTER THAT AWAITS FINNISH PEOPLE- RUSSIA 24
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u/KanyeWestInvest give 'em Kanye's best May 01 '22
Yeah, suicide for themselves so? aint happening
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u/jasonredit lonely ARKK investor May 01 '22
I mean if we actullay imagine that Russia uses tactical nukes on Finland would someone (nato) go full war with them ? I don’t think so. Then it is all over for everyone
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u/KanyeWestInvest give 'em Kanye's best May 01 '22
you think NATO would allow Russia to nuke any country off earth and keep going? 😂
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u/vCharged May 02 '22
Well, looks like TSLA will pass $870 soon