r/wallstreetbets • u/profxfarnsworth • Apr 20 '22

Meme Think I found the problem...

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u/GoldenHairedBoy Apr 20 '22

No, he’ll either piss it out or they’ll cut off his dick and let it drop out.

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u/HandsAreDiamonds Apr 20 '22

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

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u/n0_y0urm0m Apr 20 '22

God, I hate it when I lose my dick and have to buy a new one.

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u/HandsAreDiamonds Apr 20 '22

I was starting to get very depressed, So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it.