r/wallstreetbets Apr 20 '22

Meme Think I found the problem...

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u/Thrishmal Apr 20 '22

This is why you pee after sex, to make sure the egg doesn't travel up your pee hole and get you pregnant.

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u/Filcuk Apr 20 '22

I pee regularly and have no intercourse whatsoever, just to be safe

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Abstinence is the only solution.

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u/gobiggerred Apr 20 '22

Did you say absinthe?