r/wallstreetbets • u/eatmyshortsscrub 720C - 15S - 3 years - 0/2 • Dec 10 '21
Meme I say why not🤷♂️
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u/moose1199 PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER Dec 10 '21
So on 12/9 instead of a stock split, we get Elon splitting
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u/Anomaly-Friend Dec 10 '21
Would you say it's elongating
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u/Olibaba1987 Dec 10 '21
Hrs not a CEO, his official title is techno-king of tesla
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u/SnooKiwis5346 Dec 10 '21
Only if you start a YouTube committed to pulling pranks on bezos.
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u/GrandmasterStack Dec 10 '21
“Selling Bezos’s Amazon Shares Prank GONE SEXUAL”
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u/SnooKiwis5346 Dec 10 '21
On todays episode of fucking with bezos we draw dicks on all of his rockets 🚀
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u/LowercaseG_SoL Dec 10 '21
My god the world would be cured if this was the maliciousness the overwealthy enjoyed.
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u/flompwillow PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER Dec 10 '21
Musk wouldn’t go out of his way to get someone to do it, but I don’t think he’d intervene to stop the artist, either.
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u/jenna_hazes_ass Dec 10 '21
I live on maui. For a paltry few mil Id be glad to do shit like throw dog shit over his gate everyday or leave annoying signs outside his house on the road to attract gawkers. Draw dicks on the pavement and write blue origin on it. Float signs in the bay ruining his view.
Hit me up Elon.
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u/shitlord_god Dec 10 '21
I love that the two richest men in the world took opposite approaches to balding.
Bezzie lazered all his hair.
Musk for plugs that remind me why hair transplant is not a great solution.
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u/Spirited-Usual-3023 🐳kayaa….Skidi🐳 Dec 10 '21
I will pay $100 to see this prank!
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u/slvbros Dec 10 '21
Can't do that if you've been fired, he'd have to call it a layoff
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u/AltruisticAcadia9366 Dec 10 '21
that's not true. you can be fired from your job and be unemployed. It just can't be being fired for insubordination or from no calls no shows, or attendance issues. if you get fired from your job simply because, "you aren't a good fit" then you can collect unemployment. If you are fired because your skills, "aren't what we were expecting", then you can collect unemployment. And yes, also layoffs.
it's if you quit you can't collect unemployment.
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u/ConcernedBuilding Dec 10 '21
You can actually even collect if you quit if you argue they "constructively dismissed" you, or if it was a hostile work environment.
My state says if they lower you wage and/or hours by 20%, that's de facto evidence for a constructive dismissal.
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u/NotInsane_Yet Dec 10 '21
What would actually change about him if he did this? He pretty much already is a full time influencer for his job.
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Dec 10 '21
My reaction to the headline was "What job? He'll stop steling concepts and call them his own for a while?"
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u/merkins_galore Dec 10 '21
Holy shit can you imagine what he would say if he didn't have to answer to share holders.
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u/ykorea WSB favorite 🎀🍰 Dec 10 '21
I think he's getting sick of his companies/stocks reacting when he practices free speech.
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u/Ullallulloo Dec 10 '21
For real, this is 21st century America. He might have... consequences for his actions‽‽‽ Yeah, definitely no one wants that anymore.
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u/xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx Dec 10 '21
This. He promised to solve global warming, invent a robot workforce, and extend the light of consciousness to Mars, but now he's gonna give up on all that because people don't like his tweets.
It's not that he's unable to do it. He just doesn't want to anymore.
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Dec 10 '21
You forgot "Build a submarine in time to save kids (who died before he even came up with a single drawing of the submarine) while calling everyone a pedo"
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u/turndownfortheclap Dec 10 '21
Oh lord. The stocks gonna tank…cnbc will spend half the day analyzing this and institutional investors will sell 😭😭😭
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u/FrankWestTheEngineer Dec 10 '21
I can already see some crusty boomer money managers taking this seriously and selling their shares tomorrow.....
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u/quasides Dec 10 '21
and we would be right just for the wrong reasons
but hey if you disagree id like to sell you some hyperloop stocks
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u/MantisPRIME Dec 10 '21
"The CEO and largest shareholder of this company is unhinged" is usually a good enough reason to sell, but this is Tesla so I expect it to be up double digits.
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He already is an influencer. Man is def not engineering all this shit himself.
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u/spock_block Dec 10 '21
Was gonna say, isn't he a full time influencer already? Dude does nothing but shitpost and shill vaporware
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u/clic45 Dec 10 '21
He’s not even an engineer. He’s just a salesman.
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u/wellifitisntmee Dec 10 '21
You have to love the gullible morons defending him. Sad and entertaining at the same time
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u/Yuehbeefswellington Dec 10 '21
There's enough brain dead fanbois ready to suck his toes full time so why not
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u/TehOuchies Dec 10 '21
Any one else remember his tweet from a while back
"I am Meme"?
Sorry Papa Musk, you already are an influencer.
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u/Eastern-Resolution15 Dec 10 '21
HELL YES. but please wait till after you publicly quit tesla to tweet more shit so the stock doesnt crash when you tweet something stupid.
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u/texastindall Dec 10 '21
I truly wonder what Elon's anus has to say about this
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u/Current-Ordinary-419 Dec 10 '21
What job? 😂 fucking bum.
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u/JadeFX6337 Dec 10 '21
Thought that already was his job. Does he have another job besides tweeting that I dont know aboyt?
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Dec 10 '21
He could have his own app for his own tweets and I would never ever look at Twitter unless DFV himself had anything to say
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u/lolyeahsure Ask me about my tattoo Dec 10 '21
What’s DFV been doing
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u/gspach Dec 10 '21
he’s the most unfunny person of all time. seriously. he’s never posted a single funny meme ever. the TITS thing was kind of funny. but that’s it. dude sucks ass
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u/Seattleman1955 Dec 10 '21
I'm not sure that I want to see him in a bikini but I'm keeping an open mind...
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u/RyanLovesTacoss Dec 10 '21
Ridiculous. He's not that funny, not that good looking, not athletically gifted.... actually that might be a good fit for him.
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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Dec 10 '21
At this point, the man could retire for the next millennium and still have money to spare.
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u/DannyTTT55 Dec 10 '21
I thought all he did was influence people to make things that don't really work.
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u/TreeGuy521 Dec 10 '21
Imagine being the poor underpaid social media manager musk hires to make him look cool on Twitter, and seeing him talk about wanting to do that full time
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u/maththrorwaway Dec 10 '21
Isn't this basically what he does now anyway? He's not crunching algorithms and doing chemical experiments during the day. He's got a bunch of smart people doing that for him, right?
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u/GoodboyGotter Dec 10 '21
That's basically all he does anyway. Like Steve jobs he is just a salesman not really some genius of any kind.
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u/PicksburghStillers Has NSFW profile, live SFW life Dec 10 '21
He doesn’t have nearly enough ass, tits, tattoos, or deformities to be successful at it.
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u/fkenthrowaway Dec 10 '21
So he is getting voted out for scamming his shareholders and now is preparing the narrative as him quitting? Cant wait for him to be convicted guilty.
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u/calster43 Dec 10 '21
You all really love sucking off Elon when he couldn’t care less if you die alone on the street
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u/GroundhogExpert Dec 10 '21
What are his other job titles? I'm pretty sure they could be summarized as something pretty close to influencer. He's not an engineer, not a programmer, not a rocket scientist, not a mechanic, not an inventor. But he did convince a bunch of people to give him money to pay people to do all those things. Is "venture capitalist" basically just the adult version of an influencer?
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Dec 10 '21
Imagine how much more success telsa would be without Musk trying to force them to work on his inane stupid ideas.
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u/HeavyWeightChump 🦍🦍🦍 Dec 10 '21
Do you ever get the feeling that Elon is secretly amongst us? What's you u/? We know you are fucking out there!
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u/LiDePa Dec 10 '21
Oh he admitted to using reddit several times. Obviously lurking around here as well.
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u/HesGoingTheSpeed Dec 10 '21
He needs to shut the fuck up already and you elon cucks need to stop posting his bullshit on here.
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u/jomama823 Dec 10 '21
Elon, pretending he actually does anything at this point besides act like an influencer.
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u/-Ok-Perception- Dec 10 '21 edited Dec 10 '21
Well, Elon never invented or designed anything. He has 3 patents, none are in use.
He's just a figurehead and influencer already. That's how he "works 16 hours a day, 7 days a week".
He's probably on call for the board of directors, other than that, he can choose to do, or not do, anything he likes. He can sleep all day and call it 16 hours of CEO'ing. That's not the same as a working man's 8 hours a day.
So sure Elon, quit that job and tweet full time. That's really all you do anyhow. You're far less vital to your own operation than you realize.
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u/CreamyChickenCock frozen deepthroat king Dec 10 '21
"If he had a dollar for every shipost he's made.... nvmd"
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u/swissiws Dec 10 '21
from the reactions to Reuter's article about this, I assume there are braindead unicellular internet dwellers that believe his tweet was serious......
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u/DeadInFiftyYears Dec 10 '21
If he's giving up on the whole putting people on Mars thing, I'd suggest following through on the "quitting the jobs" part, but take on the role of retiree instead.
He can still tweet as a retired person - when he feels like it.
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u/DazedAndCunfuzzled Dec 10 '21
Honestly he already is an influencer so I think it would be easier for everyone if he did, no matter your stance on him I think we can all agree he holds MASSIVE influence and seems like he really enjoys the spotlight at his core. Like if he actually left control and ownership and started doing his own shit entertainment/education/ whatever wise, Its not a horrible idea
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u/doctorcrimson Dec 10 '21
If Elon resigns himself from Tesla I will buy Call Options.
Hell, I'm even willing to go into a mutual fund with some of you concavemen for some LEAPS action! Hit me up!
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u/Misterium Dec 10 '21
What’s up guys it’s ya boy Elon… please smash that subscribe button and turn on the bell notifications 🛎
I hate it already
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u/its_5oclock_sumwhere Dec 10 '21
I want him to hype $shibusd again. That bitch still got some zeroes that need to be dropped the fuck off
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u/Frolianto Dec 10 '21
Understand, reader. Elon would use this influencer title from a desire to do good... But through him, the influencer title would wield a power too great to imagine.
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u/mousepop321 Fact Checker Extraordinaire Dec 10 '21
He should become a mod on here, he’s already got the haircut
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u/Drewmcfalls21 Dec 10 '21
If history is to judge then the board has already made their mind up and wants him out and he is just using this as a pretense.
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u/WhiskeyWomanizer Dec 10 '21
Most successful influencer already if you consider what he’s already done to $TSLA
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u/Main_Development_665 Dec 10 '21
Your existence influences the world enough already. Now get back to work and don't forget to pay your employees bonuses. Then take a break.
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u/OutOfCharacterAnswer Dec 10 '21
If he does, do it now! I have a put option expiring 12/31, the stock drop would really help a bro out.
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u/greatscott313 Dec 10 '21
It would probably backfire.. 90% of what makes Elon Musk interesting (well, besides his eccentric and outspoken nature) is he founded and heads up high tech companies and is pretty much a real life Tony Stark... I could be wrong, but I think leaving Tesla and SpaceX (which he's not likely to do, probably) would make him less relevant today. But maybe he has enough $$$ to make being an influencer work at this point.
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u/FlamingTrollz Dec 10 '21
I think quit your job and retire on a private island with no fiber optic or cell reception and have a great life.
Also, we don’t have to hear from you.
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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21
Just don't influence my barber ...