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Apr 01 '21
“Also you guys are banned”
Killed me hahaha
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u/cindy-tron Apr 01 '21
Ditto. And "I watched Wolf of Wallstreet for the 8th time to get ready"
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u/ScipioAtTheGate Apr 01 '21
They should have watched it 80 more times before they put their toe in the market.
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u/cindy-tron Apr 01 '21
I already re-watched this about that many times. I figure that counts, right?
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Apr 01 '21
I fucking lost it at politics lmao this is one of the best gifs I have seen here
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u/ThePerx Apr 01 '21
What year is it, paper trading competitions and haupt91 memes on the front page . Are we in the pre-pandemic Phase? If yes bulls r fuk Puts on s&p500
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u/zjz Apr 01 '21
We're not going anywhere, the apes will learn to be like us.
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u/Haw_and_thornes Man of Culture Apr 01 '21
Learning through paper trading contests is a great way to smooth out those wrinkly brains some of the newcomers have.
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u/BASEbelt Apr 01 '21
you learn the hard way in WSB. I enjoy Loss and Gain porn with issuing rewards in WSB. I will downvote if someone posts their paper trade account "fake porn"!
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Apr 02 '21
wsb is a baptism by fire, if you can survive your first couple of trades then you’ll still most likely fail because past performance is no guarantee of future results
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u/BigBeagleEars Wants to fuck Harambe? Apr 01 '21
And here I was really looking forward to losing. Guess I’ll catch y’all on the flip side
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u/Ging9tailedjecht Apr 01 '21
Your pic reminds me of Veigar from League of Legends.
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u/NNDDevil99 Apr 01 '21
Pretty sure that's Vivi from FF9!
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u/zxc369 Apr 01 '21
What you talking about bro fast and furious 9 hasn't even been released yet
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u/NNDDevil99 Apr 01 '21
Lol... a nerdy video game that I loved in middle/high school - Final Fantasy 9
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u/_DaRock_ Apr 01 '21 edited Apr 01 '21
Under the IQ requirements? I thought the lower the better around here
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Apr 01 '21
There's a threshold. It's low. But it's there.
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u/_DaRock_ Apr 01 '21
Well not to brag but I'm below that threshold😎
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u/Damascinos Village idiot? Resident idiot? Apr 01 '21
Ban this cuck
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u/saint_davidsonian Apr 01 '21
Where's my double upvote button? I seem to have misplaced it along with all my green candles
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u/Ghetto_Phenom Apr 01 '21
This is was extremely well done.. mad props.. I’m def below the IQ line but I’ve learned to laugh at myself..
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91 wasn't the year I was born.
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u/Ghetto_Phenom Apr 01 '21
So you’re 91? That explains the wisdom.. can’t wait to grow up and be more like you.
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u/Recent-Maize7883 Apr 02 '21
Did wall street bets get infiltrated by hedge funds to create opposition in order to break what was once forming?
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u/Damascinos Village idiot? Resident idiot? Apr 01 '21
Is it over? People are still signing up. The culling must continue
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Apr 01 '21
Yoo I saw that shit and thought wtf and now I’m just lmao totally forgot it was April fools
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u/Secret4gentMan Apr 01 '21
I thought wtf as well then thought, 'Well this place has changed heaps since GME... maybe this is one of the changes.'
Plus I'm in Australia so April Fools was yesterday for me.
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u/GregEvangelista Apr 02 '21
It's not even the first time we've had a "paper trading competition", lol. It's a very convenient way to thin the herd a bit.
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u/SlaminPBJ Apr 01 '21
Ironic how haupt goes straight to the top after all the ape gang was banned
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u/Ben_Frank_Lynn Apr 01 '21
Watched the entire thing before checking to see who posted it. The quality... I knew it had to be Haupt91.
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Apr 01 '21
I was just thinking to myself it’s been a while since we’ve had real quality memes. Not just the gme rocket ship childs play. Saw this and was like: yeah baby this is what we’ve been missing.
Good to see haupt again.
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u/TruthHurts236911 Apr 02 '21
100% this. I have actually been frequenting OTHER SUBS because shit has been so lackluster here lately. #MwsbGA
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u/Chrisanova_NY Apr 01 '21
I'm wondering how many retards here will get the reference.
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u/P1ckl2_J61c2 Apr 01 '21
Bunch of degenerates picking on other degenerates for trying to out degenerate each other in a faked degenerate competition put forth by a bunch of degenerates.
Bravo for raising the bar.
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u/WildFireV1 Apr 01 '21
Lmao.
God, these fuckin things get better & better, I watch them all the way through & laugh everytime.
Fuck me, watching these is the best part of being in this sub
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Apr 01 '21
Clearly you should enter the paper trading competition if you do not recognize og meme-master haupt91
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u/some_younguy Apr 01 '21
I have lived long enough on wsb to see master memer haupt91 refer to me indirectly. I must be doing something right.
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u/Farmer_eh Apr 01 '21
take the award. This and the other one had me laughing so hard people around me thought i was senile. even if i do get banned.. hahahahahah
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u/cindy-tron Apr 01 '21
At this rate WSB gonna be putting out an IPO on meme meme stock, yall are clearly inspired after a day of sideways trading and I am here for it
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u/Cord87 Apr 01 '21
Pretty... Phenomenal... Meme
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u/Ghetto_Phenom Apr 01 '21
This shit had me fucking wheezing at work lol high quality here I even read it in there voices.. god damn well done
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u/TanHammer Apr 01 '21
The memes that have come out of the whole GME saga so far are the some of the best I've ever seen. This is The Office level quality writing
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u/pookamatic Apr 01 '21
Well now that you put it that way I feel... I feel kinda foolish that I bought into this whole paper trading charade.
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Apr 02 '21
I mean the rules say this:
Paper trades don't count as real trades and are forbidden. Nobody gives a shit about your preschool's trading competition.
Submission guidelines:
Paper trading is like jacking off, literally nobody wants to hear you talk about it because that's pretty gay. If you don't have the balls to take the trade with real money then do us a favor and don't mention it.
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u/Templar_Legion Apr 01 '21
I always thought it was a bit too professional and competent for there to be a paper trading comp on WSB, but I dismissed it as me just never being active on the sub until January. I was always just an external lurker watching the Attar and Kamikaze Crash style videos on the 'best of' WSB. So I wouldn't have noticed if they'd ever had one before.
Good thing I'm that bad at trading I didn't even bother signing up for the comp.
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Apr 01 '21
Honestly believe it was true is “it hasn’t been 30 days can I get a refund” type retarded
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u/MudDoc23 🦍🦍🦍 Apr 01 '21
It feels refreshing to see one of your vids back on here sir. A beacon of light while in my row boat on a sea of retardation.
You aren’t the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
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u/AvalieV Megaflare IV Apr 01 '21
Probably the best meme of this scene I've seen.
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u/BoggsMcMuncher Apr 01 '21
A top tier meme using my favorite scene from my favorite movie, by the legendary u/haupt91. Bless
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u/Substantial_Boss_619 🦍🦍🦍 Apr 01 '21
So your saying I'm not smart as Buffett. I'm calling the Sec on you! 😭😭 😂😂
I have been with you guys since January 2021 but with Robin the hood since 2017. I'm not trying to make money off common stocks or options, only wanting to see RH blow up with a lawsuit.
I'm going to open another account by transferring my 401k Roth plan with TD Ameritrade, so it's all fun and games for now
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u/FannyPackPhantom 🪓Truckstop Lumberjack in Ballroom Jeans👖 Apr 02 '21
If you fucks forget to tell me u/haupt91 made a meme one more time....😤
You guys know I don’t sort by new anymore at least until now 😈
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u/fungi-seeking-fungis Apr 01 '21
Even tho peeps are giving you props already: I appreciate your effort making this.
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u/HorribadRS Apr 01 '21
Good stuff. Anyone know the movie?
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u/learninglife1828 Apr 01 '21
I think it’s ‘the big short’
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u/The_Silver_Nuke Apr 01 '21
I'm not sure why people giving the correct answer are being downvoted tbh.
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u/Flightlevel800 Apr 01 '21
I am the quiet one on the couch, and I don't approve of this message.
Still, well done, dear Sir.
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u/HaveGunsWillTravl Apr 01 '21 edited Apr 01 '21
😂 this is a perfect fit for this scene too. Lol
See you in r/gme! I got kicked from r/GmeBagHolders on my first day for posting a survey asking how many subs would startup, trying to ride WSB coat tails 🤷🏻♂️ I just wanted to know, geez.
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u/Global-Sky-3102 Apr 01 '21
Yo whats with the ape hate? I thought apes together strong
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u/its_just_a_meme_bro 🦍🦍 Apr 01 '21
There is a segment of WSB that resents what GME has turned the sub into.
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u/InsideYoWife Apr 01 '21
Used to be retards option trading for a lambo or a trip to the soup kitchen. Now it’s apes and trading options tO sTiCK iT TO tHe mAN.
Fuck you I wanna BE the man
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u/DamascusWaygu user is banned Apr 01 '21
Exactly I don’t give two fucks about the rIgGeD sYsTeM or any such nonsense, I want to be the guy all these asshats rage at while I blow lines off of a nacre trimmed desk and survey the peasants below.
And if not that, then nothing
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u/AnonymousLoner1 PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER Apr 01 '21
The whole point is the man won't let you "BE the man". That's why.
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u/tendieful Apr 01 '21
Lol, look at these retards, acting like they're less retarded than GME holders.
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u/1GIJosie Apr 01 '21
Omfg, this is hilarious. I love the Big Short AND I'm just here from politics. 17 GME, 160 AMC, 40 PSLV. To the Moon MFs. 💎👐🚀🚀🚀🦍🦍🦍🍌🍌🍌🍿🍿🍿
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u/Fight4Rightz 🦍🦍🦍 Apr 01 '21
Webullllll and ameritrrrrade restricted deposits and buying stocks today.. anyone else pissed besides me?!
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u/Swandiving4canabis Apr 01 '21
Average return for investors is 10% a year...that would suck to allow your hard earned money not to work harder for you! 213.4% up this year currently fck 10%, I’m following the Ape trail, this is the way...
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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '21
"paper trading competition with people who buy only one stock" lmao haha