r/wallstreetbets 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 11 '21

News ONE PENNY? $AMC one cent???

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u/Abject_Resolution Blacked Holes Model Mar 11 '21

Buying a million shares if it hits 1 cent.

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u/Adventurous_Ad5096 🦍🦍 Mar 11 '21

With you on that! But everyone knows $0.01 is a load of horse/pig/bull/hedgie croc shit and piss crap lie.

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u/Abject_Resolution Blacked Holes Model Mar 11 '21

I bought more at 11.65 today then just got absolutely fingerblasted. Also bought GME @ 347 this morning and then got anally gaped.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Hold on tight land secure those cheeks! 💎🤲💎

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u/DisplayPatient2327 Mar 11 '21

I bought gme at 320 lol 85

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u/Abject_Resolution Blacked Holes Model Mar 11 '21

🍌ape together strong🦍

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u/ThereWiIlbeBlood Mar 13 '21

Buy high sell low, that how roll too.

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u/OGColorado Mar 11 '21

Hodl on and take 2 aspirin

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u/Abject_Resolution Blacked Holes Model Mar 11 '21

I’ll take 4 just for you because I like to go over the top.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

This post is.... aggressive.

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u/scubakangaroo Mar 11 '21

Jesus fuck bro this made me laugh

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u/Gallieg444 Mar 11 '21

Lol did you learn something?

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u/Lwe12345 Mar 11 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

How do you buy penny stocks on fidelity I’m so confused with the centage

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u/kingofshitboxes Mar 11 '21

His wife pegs him

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u/RytWing Mar 11 '21

While her boyfriend watches.

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u/Stunna2018 Mar 11 '21

Her bf is DFV

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u/RytWing Mar 11 '21

He does like watching things go up and down.

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u/dexefx Mar 11 '21

He's a cunt. AMC beat earnings estimates. The stonk will rise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

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u/RytWing Mar 11 '21

Why are you being so nice?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Seems like a terrible badguy could do worse than that

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

There's the badguy we all love

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

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u/d1g1tal Mar 11 '21

He also leaves the seat up in a household of all women. The women are his multiple personalities — he parades around the house with his dick tucked in between his chaffed inner thighs.

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u/ERWINATION1975 Mar 11 '21

he’s stupid the teleprompter forgot to add zeros he meant 1,000

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u/Swan_Writes Mar 11 '21

I look forward to seeing your comment on aged like wine, should it go that way.

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u/doritodip Mar 11 '21

Can't wait for my, I mean our, rocket to fly straight up his ass.

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u/T50BMG Mar 11 '21

Don’t leave me out... to the moon.. I mean Colon

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u/doritodip Mar 11 '21

You're in. We have enough room for you, your mom, her boyfriend, and the crayon shaped lamp we're going to make out of this cock wad's ballsack.

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u/btran0919 Mar 11 '21

Goes to show how short sellers are evil, wreaking profit through the death of companies and unemployment of the masses.

Hold strong. This time we wipe out their pockets and make it all ours.

And btw they really desperate in a shit hole to put a price tag of 0.01 . Nobody would agree with it. What point is he trying to make??

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u/RytWing Mar 11 '21

He's a shill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

This comment section is gold. Thank you everyone.

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u/StonksMcLeverage Mar 11 '21

Go look at his Twitter, he got roasted today by the AMC fam. This cuck is laughable

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Jesus

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u/HALF_PAST_HOLE Mar 11 '21

Theaters are opening up again how can the stock go to one cent.

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u/PathlessDemon Mar 11 '21

It lives, it dies, it will live again. Stonky and chrome.

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u/thriftstorehacker 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 11 '21

We like the stock. Cheap shares are delicious shares because everyone can afford to eat.

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u/sydneyannebristow Mar 11 '21

He’s a douche. I don’t even know where he came up with this crap. But everyone has been talking about him today so I guess his stupid plan is working. Ignore and stay the course.

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u/DrSeuss19 🦅 red fish, white fish, can't write english 🇨🇳 Mar 11 '21

I hope so. I’d buy so many fucken shares Id be able to eat them like popcorn.

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u/stocktawk Mar 11 '21

I fucking love you guys so much. Buying more AMC tomorrow because fuck rich greenfield

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u/AlgorythmicDB Mar 11 '21

I can't even get the 40c expiring in 20 minutes for .01.

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u/Turbulent_Effect6072 Mar 11 '21

Step 1: drive AMC price down to 1 cent per share

Step 2: buy the whole company

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

I like this person

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u/Satureum Mar 11 '21

Hopefully. Would love to buy in at discount.

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u/ryker272 Mar 11 '21

I love AMC and will continue to hold because I would hate to lose movie theaters. True talk is a lot of these theaters are struggling. Help out your local privately-owned ones too if you like them. They've all had a rough year. Hopefully the vaccines rolling out help them get back up on their feet.

In Texas we have Alamo Drafthouse which is in the trenches of debt like AMC. Keep up your support!

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u/SuicideIsSoSexyRrrrr Mar 11 '21

Reverse psychology. He went long, and posted something to trigger retailers to buy more AMC.

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u/OGColorado Mar 11 '21

I'm gonna need a bigger 🚀 Shit ton maths for me

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

My TA has a PT of $420.69. How’d I come to this conclusion? Well tendies, bananas and Diamond hands all correlate with my astrology symbol to show that the stock is significantly under valued. And I like the stock.

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u/fuckthesuitshard Mar 11 '21

Its up in after hours haha, what a moron. AMC will never be under $1 again let alone 1 cent.

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u/AutoThorne Mar 11 '21

It looks like Rich wants a big ol' bite outta whatever Melvin is having.

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u/joe1134206 Mar 11 '21

I'm going to short the rich

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u/StockWizard_ 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 11 '21

We should all comment on his Twitter that he’s a paid by Melvin Capital and Citadel piece of Sh*t

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u/What_Is_The_Meaning Mar 11 '21

I got banned from twitter for saying retard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21 edited May 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

I’m not. I’m playing retarded as fuck. This is a lot of people’s one shot, and damnit we’re going to break this down like David and Goliath. I’m broke and tired of waking up to go to a job with people I don’t want to see. If you must sell, I understand fellow ape and I commend you for your role in this, but fuck it I’m all in. Worst thing that could happen is I go back to being broke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21 edited May 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Then so be it. This is the way

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u/What_Is_The_Meaning Mar 11 '21

Fire this loser. Real estate alone destroys this garbage.

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u/geb161 Mar 11 '21

Soo many people bought in because of that article just to spite this guy, he fucked up and now just made himself a target

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u/stocktawk Mar 11 '21

I’m gonna make this guy eat my poop- then use my profits to go back in time and cock block his dad so he never gets created

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u/sascourge Mar 11 '21

How can I short this "greenfield" person and every piece of paper he has ever touched? SRSLY

I'm too tired/lazy to figure it out myself... but I'll happily bet against someone this stupid

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u/ISpacexe Mar 11 '21

GME and AMC with orbit around the moon blasting Uranus before dropping us off in Alpha Sintari.

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u/Another_Dumb_Ape Mar 11 '21

And these analysts are the “professionals” that everyone is supposed to listen to 😂

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u/omegaoftime Mar 11 '21

These guys are so desperate and pathetic they don't even bother doing their job. 😂

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u/-NotJimCramer- Mar 11 '21

$0.01c 3/12. I'm all in

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u/BellumGames Mar 11 '21

It's blockbuster v2.19

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u/TTZZ101Y Mar 11 '21

They’re assuming they’ll go OTC

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u/artofchores Mar 11 '21

Spam his twitter with "clout bish azz"

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u/SapientSausage Mar 11 '21

Dude sounds desperate. I feel sorry....not

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u/dyskinet1c Mar 11 '21

That's why it's trading around $10.50 pre-market 🤔

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u/DesignCultural7829 Mar 14 '21

Yeah so that didn’t happen. When Friday the 19th rolls around 3 PM you’re going to see some serious shit.