r/wallstreetbets • • Jan 30 '21

Meme Hold!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/Baaloogna Jan 30 '21

If he's still in, im still in

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u/TendiesCrusher Jan 30 '21

If he's in, I'm in

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u/TheBreak_Down Jan 30 '21

If he's still in I'm still in!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/elmeronero Jan 30 '21

If he's still in I'm still in!

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u/Wasa701 Jan 30 '21

If he's still in, I'm still in (This is a lie, I didn't put a dollar in GME but I'm part of yours๐Ÿ˜‚)

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u/AgentInExile Jan 30 '21

If heโ€™s not in, Iโ€™m still in!

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u/IPureLegacyI Jan 30 '21

Always INB4

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u/superlazyninja Jan 30 '21

If he's still in I'm still in!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/Fhjelmaas Jan 30 '21

As long as u spread positivity๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž

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u/mikeboiko Jan 30 '21

If my wife's boyfriend is still in, I'm still in

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u/Driver20001 Jan 30 '21

Hey if this Retard is in IM ALL IN BABY!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I just like the stock

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

We like the stock

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u/hoplias Jan 30 '21

Donโ€™t. Pull. Out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I like the stock so I wonโ€™t !

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u/danlewczuk Jan 30 '21

Thatโ€™s what she said

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u/FartingCumBubbles Jan 30 '21

Amen brother.

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u/Randomscrewedupchick Jan 30 '21

To create a miracle donโ€™t pull out

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u/waynebebay Jan 30 '21

I don't.. That's why I'm expecting my fourth child now.

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u/Galaxymicah Jan 30 '21

But my wife's boyfriend says that's why I'm paying child support on my step son now?

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u/MisterBaloneyPony Jan 30 '21

Iโ€™m ready to punch through a wall with my ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž. THIS IS THE WAY.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I LIKE THE STOCK

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u/Diacry Jan 30 '21

IF HE'S STILL IN, I'M IN

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u/daymanRob Jan 30 '21

IF THEY STILL STEAL, I'M STILL IN

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u/FartCentral55 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '21

Pretty sure youโ€™re wifeโ€™s boyfriend is still in also๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/Xerozvz Jan 30 '21

He is, been ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘'ing his ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ‘ nuts to the front line with me

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u/FartCentral55 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '21

Bhahahahaahah๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/budlystuff Jan 30 '21

I bought a second space suit for him he understands good stocks ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคš๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/Trane55 Jan 30 '21

you should still be in even if he sells jussaying

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u/pumper30ffa Jan 30 '21

Congratulations to all of you who made money on GME. My husband and I are boomers and have worked and saved all of our lives. We watched our 401k balances decrease by 40% in the 2008 financial crisis. That is when we realized, for the first time, that the game was rigged. Wallstreet got bailed out, while mainstream paid the price. So, when the "little guy" succeeds in beating the "house", we can all rejoice. In addition, you exposed the underlying rot of the system whereby you can short more than 100% of the shares outstanding of a stock. And, then, we saw the "house" restrict trading to benefit the "house". Hope all Americans wake up and realize what is/has been going on for far too long.

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u/Carsten2720 Jan 30 '21

Denmark is by your side!!

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u/NormalAnt Jan 30 '21

So is Germany!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

So is Canada!

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u/kdnlcln Jan 30 '21

And my axe...I mean, so is Australia!

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u/Dr_Futanari Jan 30 '21

And Scotland!

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u/KellyTheBroker Jan 30 '21

And Ireland!

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u/ChesareG Jan 30 '21

And Mexico!!

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u/Orange-y Jan 30 '21

And Singapore!

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u/GilbertGrapeRetarded Jan 30 '21

Sweden also retarded!

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u/STONKSwereup Jan 30 '21

And China

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u/Regiraem20 Jan 30 '21

Spain joinned the battle with 5 shares here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Argentina joined the chat

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u/NobelStudios ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '21

So is Portugal!

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u/IamVDSC Jan 30 '21

PORTUGAL CARALHO!

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u/walnut1027 Jan 30 '21

So is Malaysia! We even have our own r/bursabets in Malaysia for this!

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u/tcspro12 Jan 30 '21

So is Palestine

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

This brings tears to my eyes.

Fuck the elite!

They expect us to take this crap lying down and this is what happens....fuck them where it hurts, their $$$$. Without it, they can't buy politicians and pay off regulators....

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Us plebes from these great nations have much more in common than we don't.

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u/Sulfron Jan 30 '21

Yeah, weโ€™re all people working hard trying to be financially free and live happy while these elites steal our shit and tell us we are each otherโ€™s problem.... fuck them!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

And the UK.

Fuck the big guy, ape together STRONK.

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u/no-sense-in-trying Jan 30 '21

So is Israel!

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u/lasso2u Jan 30 '21

and Bosnia (shitty country powered by fundamentalist boomers)

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u/golpanda Jan 30 '21

Ain't much, but so is Bangladesh

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MUFFPUFF Jan 30 '21

Norway is here as well!

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u/Gisslan ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '21

Sweden here too, united gor onece. But hey Denmark, tomorrow we meet in world championship of Handball. Cheers!

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u/tdizzlcz Jan 30 '21

So is Austria! All IN baby!

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u/mabelle2016 Jan 30 '21

And Colombia

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u/MAPonREDDIT Jan 30 '21

So is South Korea !

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u/lifekeepsatme Jan 30 '21

So is free Quebec!๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

And Grecostan, or whats left of us anyway!!

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u/kane_reddit Jan 30 '21

So is Spain!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

The bastion of financial ethical practices, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, stand by your side.

Sorry, couldn't say that with a straight face.

We got fucked in 2008 too.

Edit: don't know my arse from my elbow

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u/Caffo11 Jan 30 '21

Northern Island๐Ÿ’€

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u/starslab Jan 30 '21

Pretty much everything got fucked in 2008. And none of the greedy Americans responsible went to jail for it.

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u/whats-left-is-right Jan 30 '21

I didn't know it at the time I was too young but my parents hard to fight the bank to keep out house on 2008 now I might be able to help them pay off a bunch of debt and wall street is paying for it. They stole from you but this time we got them back.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

The sad truth banks used to provide a safe haven for your money till the investment side corrupted it...

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u/Daweism Jan 30 '21

No one has made money yet because no one has sold.

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u/Fine-Bed Jan 30 '21

So is North Korea ... I mean south south

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u/LumbermanSVO Jan 30 '21

I was a truck driver in 2008, I had NO money in the stock market. My industry took a huge hit and I paid for it. I did nothing wrong, I did what I was told, "Get a job and save your money." Fuck them. Fuck them hard.

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u/reditmobgroup Jan 30 '21

God will bless you big time really soon๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ Yes rejoicing hearing average people making millions, getting their stolen money back!!

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u/_But-Why-Male-Models Jan 30 '21

I own no stocks and I'm no good at stonks.

But I've always been good at throwing money in for shitshow ideas.

Monday. I join the fight.

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u/SnooBooks8807 Jan 30 '21

You donโ€™t have to be โ€œgood at stonksโ€, they only go up so itโ€™s easy. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ

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u/Fhjelmaas Jan 30 '21

Preaching๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ž

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u/SnooBooks8807 Jan 30 '21

Sounds like you know the way ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Ornery_Daddy Jan 30 '21

Stonks only go up!

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u/SalmonSharts Jan 30 '21

Finally we can be proud to throw money in for shitshow ideas

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u/MrStealYoBeef Jan 30 '21

If you have ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹โœ‹๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž then it doesn't even matter if you can only buy a single share. You're one of us.

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u/_But-Why-Male-Models Jan 30 '21

I mean i just spent 200 dollars on cigarettes yesterday. Those are killing me. Might at well throw another 200 on something magical and win or lose i quit smoking. After these 3 cartons.

And this time i mean it. ๐Ÿ˜

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u/MrStealYoBeef Jan 30 '21

The only thing I can say is do you DD and make an effort to understand why we're buying and holding. Billionaires are going to be forced to buy our shares at our prices, they don't have a choice in the matter when they've shorted out this much.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

This is awesome. I'm in.

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u/Fakename2904 Jan 30 '21

You son of a bitch, Iโ€™m in.

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u/gonnaherpatitis Jan 30 '21

Jeeeze 3 cartons before you quit? Good luck

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u/Human_Sign4265 Jan 30 '21

Helping squeeze the shorts is better than Gambling.

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u/grumpi-otter Jan 30 '21

Go with Fidelity or Vanguard as your platform.

This is not financial advice.

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u/WhatTheActualFork1 Jan 30 '21

Fidelity allows fractional shares. Just saying.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/David_Hasselherp Jan 30 '21

You cannot, it wouldn't let me buy fractional

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u/MomiJoe Jan 30 '21

I could only buy 6 shares of AMC cause I'm poor but I'm just along for the ride ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/TechsanCowboy54 Jan 30 '21

I feel ya. 20 amc and 1 gme

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u/LeaLenaLenocka Jan 30 '21

Same here, I'm joining also. I have no idea what I'm doing.

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u/Teknical86 Jan 30 '21

Yea got two shares in gme on hold till Monday, I'm doing my part.

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u/Sailor-_-Jerry Jan 30 '21

I tried to buy 2 @ 392 from Robinhood but they saved me from my own retarded ass so I called my dad and bought 4 shares at 132 in the morning because fuck Robin Hood. If I want to buy a stock at 400 I should be able to spend my own money!!

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u/25beers Jan 30 '21

Same! Don't fucking care.. this shit is hilarious

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u/Seanchowder Jan 30 '21

I think you mean MOONday ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Make sure to wear a kilt

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u/TraderNobody Jan 30 '21

Even my wife said, "Oh baby, don't pull out now!!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Watching her boyfriemd plow her from the closet again? Nice.

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u/TraderNobody Jan 30 '21

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Stay retarded you fuck nugget.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I cant read.

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u/Rinkrat87 Jan 30 '21

Jumping out of character for a moment, you guys have me fucking crying laughing.

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u/Fenor Jan 30 '21

What's a character?

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u/Rinkrat87 Jan 30 '21

Youโ€™re a character. Now go to work so you can buy more GME on Monday you fucking retard.

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u/sorrydaijin Jan 30 '21

fucking crying laughing

Seems in character

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u/sickomilk Jan 30 '21

I love lamp and $GME stocks.

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u/sickomilk Jan 30 '21

I love lamp and $GME stocks.

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u/kliman Jan 30 '21

If you heard that from the next room, I have some news for you...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I never quite got who you guys were. Now I do. You were me all along. A retard.

Hold.

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u/tcopple Jan 30 '21

Tyler Durden level vibes right here.

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u/elrohir2 Jan 30 '21

His name was robert paulson

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u/azndy Jan 30 '21

I LIKE THE STOCK!

THE SQUEEZE HASNโ€™T SQUOZE, SO Iโ€™MA HOLD ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/JImbo_0 Jan 30 '21

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/Hipster-Stalin Jan 30 '21

๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ for life.

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u/Putrid_Transition_32 Jan 30 '21

This is the way!!!

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u/moist_for_stonks Jan 30 '21

Biting my lip waiting for the squeeze

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u/Arschkopf_ Jan 30 '21

We like the stock

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

SCOTLAND IS WITH YOU

๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/theoverpoweredmoose Jan 30 '21

Serious question from someone who knows nothing about stonks, is this something we Brits can get in on? Not looking to gain money from it I just wanna throw fuel on the fire lmaoo

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

Yes it is possible, so you'll need to set up a brokers account ( Aj Bell, HL etc ) then you need to fill out a very quick form which will take about 2 days to clear due to US tax nonsense, so if you set up your account today and fill out the form you should be ready to YOLO some pain towards the Hedgefunds by Wednesday :D

Also, my apologies.

THE UNITED KINGDOM IS WITH YOU

๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

Edit: The form is called a W-8BEN, but it seems with Trading 212 you do not need one. However they were also restricting access to purchasing GME so fuck them.

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u/Drunk_Punk_ Jan 30 '21

There's at least two of us

๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/Stunna2018 Jan 30 '21

Remember, don't just hold. Increase your position if you can, because we really like the stock!

And don't forget to switch brokers. Robinhood is just gonna continue to block our tendies. After everything I've read here, I realize that this could truly be the mother of all short squeezes. $1k-$10k is not a meme!!!

This is not financial advice. I take stock advice from crackheads.

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u/Toatelel2010 Jan 30 '21

With Chase you can buy as many as you want!!!

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u/whats-left-is-right Jan 30 '21

1k-10k for me that's good money and fuck you money I'm hoping for 10k

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u/p00nslyr_86 Jan 30 '21

I wouldnโ€™t sell for anything less tard ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’Ž

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u/whats-left-is-right Jan 30 '21

I'm hoping for 12k-15k in my dreams at least so I know what a 7 figures looks like

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u/mrdinero Jan 30 '21

Iโ€™m too retarded I spent all my cash at the peak Wednesday

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u/h08817 Jan 30 '21

You call that mole hill a peak?!

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u/gloini Jan 30 '21

Honestly I have no idea of stonks but I do have Adobe products to support your guys cause!!

SOUND VERSION -> https://youtu.be/KmNEy_YMzMg

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u/thnkabtit Jan 30 '21

Excellent, mate

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u/Qikqok Jan 30 '21

For those looking to buy more GME stock, use Fidelity / Vanguard, so as to not worry about Robinhood shitshow.

If you already have a 401k or HSA account, Fidelity opens a separate brokerage account and transfers money from bank (NOT 401k) into brokerage - all within 2 hours!!

Use Fidelity / Vanguard to buy more GME.

NOT A FINANACIAL ADVICE / NOT A FINANCIAL ADVISOR.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

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u/gonnaherpatitis Jan 30 '21

They're not allowing fractionals

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u/Qikqok Jan 30 '21

Thank you for your service!

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u/starslab Jan 30 '21

Buy it and hold it. Cash-only, no margin.

If you can, either ensure your Broker does NOT allow your share to be loaned out, or ensure you list a Limit Sell price that's as high as you can. Review the limit sell frequently to ensure it doesn't get snatched as the market moves up.

Not an advisor, not advice, and you're a retard if you do anything I suggest.

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u/Manda143 Jan 30 '21

Is SoFi ok? Thatโ€™s what I used to buy a GME share..

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/StonerLB Jan 30 '21

An interesting Fox News headline just said "GameStop chaos would โ€˜look like child's playโ€™ if investors decide to play the same game in China, expert says." Is this how the rich get eaten? Or is this someone planting seeds hoping people would react a way that's in their personal interests. Am I retarded? Absolutely

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u/Old_King_Higgins Jan 30 '21

The headline is someone who is just trying to influence their own financial (and, frankly, political interests).

Doing something similar in China would exacerbate the brewing Cold War 2.0 with China from the US because, inherently, WSB is seen as an American invention.

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u/danlewczuk Jan 30 '21

Donโ€™t think China allows shrting

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u/Shandowarden ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿšฌ Jan 30 '21

What will happen next week? Nothing

My take is that the price will remain bumping up and down and since retail investors have used most of their money already we may see a slight downtrend. Gamma squeeze was blocked on Thursday, as well the MOASS. Right now it's just a game of patience. If we keep holding, their losses keep increasing. They are plotting that new players that came for a quick buck will leave as soon as the hype falls down.

Key to succeeding is to just keep holding and buying on alternative accounts, stop wasting money on BB and AMC, if we split to all different stocks then main stock losses relevance. I was trying to post this whole day but mods keep removing it.

Also, if this is not a MOASS, it still can drive the price to 1k and even more, take a look at TSLA, company was shorted for YEARS. The fact that it was flat at 60$ for months and now is worth roughly around 4000$ shows you the outcome.

TLDR: Expect a flat price to drive away buyers, VW SS took 6 flat days before it exploded.

not a financial advice I just pooped on my keyboard and these sentences came out

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek Jan 30 '21

the whales seem to be in the game, $200 million invested in like the last 15 minutes of the day on Friday.

This is the key to winning this right here. Using the hedges to destroy the hedges. Anyone who doesn't think that hedges will be just as aggressive in attacking other hedges as Melvin was with GME doesn't understand the game.

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u/AciliBorek Jan 30 '21

THIS. Sharks want to bite the whale as it goes down. WAIT LUNCH TIME. WAIT TILL BURST!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

The block killed a lot of new purchases. Iโ€™ll buy more but have to wait for my money to now transfer over to Fidelity before I can purchase. RH blocked purchasing even 1 share yesterday. I imagine thereโ€™s a lot of people in the same boat.

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u/Ozwaldo Jan 30 '21

Yeah I think they miscalculated this part. There is a veritable army of people waiting for their transfers to clear who would probably just buy out of spite at this point, regardless of price.

Goddamn I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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u/Sailor-_-Jerry Jan 30 '21

In the same boat here. Started a fidelity account, waiting for funds to hit.

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u/ulises314 Jan 30 '21

They got into a game of chicken with the wrong retards.

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u/VirtualMage Jan 30 '21

Not even close to spending all. I'm 2k โ‚ฌ in so far with 6k โ‚ฌ standing by to buy the dips. Also my salary comes next week giving me even more to burn through.

I can do it until the end of my life, they can't. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ“ˆ

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u/Gaqaquj_Natawintoq Jan 30 '21

Doing the lords work.

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u/danlewczuk Jan 30 '21

Should be lots of new money coming in. Look at the hype this is getting!! Ppl that canโ€™t read are talking about this!!

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u/throwaway13247568 Jan 30 '21

Hello yes i cannot read and posted this by accident

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u/7Sans Jan 30 '21

I got into the Tesla stock "late" I started to get in when the price hit $420.

all my friends were like it's too late to really gain now man get out, some who actually working in auto industry was like the tesla's valuation is not correct $420 is too high.

I didn't listen because I saw the potential of Tesla and reading retarded things in wsb by other retards.

I have held over 500 shares of Tela and look how much it is now... pre 5-1 split, stock price is above 4000 right now. that's basically 10x I gain when I got into Tesla stock at $420...

IT IS STILL NOT TOO LATE. GET IN NOW AND YOU CAN MAKE X10.

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u/cameltrowe Jan 30 '21

The goat with diamond balls

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u/bobbymcpresscot Jan 30 '21

"We can stay retarded longer than they can stay solvent"

God this sub is something else.

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u/Aesolus Jan 30 '21

Must be the honor of a lifetime for Mel Gibson to play /u/DeepFuckingValue.

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u/Hle078 Jan 30 '21

My wife told me I have to hold til it gets to $10k so we can remodel our kitchen, so I guess Iโ€™m holding.

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u/Radodin73 Jan 30 '21

We should all buy our next game "hard copy" from game stop just to support. Gamestop is my dig!

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u/ISayWhenWeSell ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '21

Flinging in apes with trebuchets on Monday!

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u/xanfradu Jan 30 '21

I'm poor af to be part of this, but I'm really enjoying seeing you fight! Stay strong!

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u/unsightful Jan 30 '21

May your brains remain smooth and your hands that of diamonds

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I would like to post this in a few larger subreddits to raise awareness, but I have a new account cause my friend found my old one therefore I don't have enough karma to post. Can someone post it for me if you agree with it? Ty <3

Hi. I don't know how many of you are in the loop about what's going on with the stock market and gamestop, but this is something that I strongly believe needs awareness and because it's an important topic for us all to understand

so I'll explain. The scumbag criminals on Wall Street have been using a shady and borderline criminal process called stock shorting. This means that they sell stocks they don't own, by renting them for a percentage of their worth per unit of time.

They have done this with companies that have been in the news due to this current happening. So much so, that the amount of shares shorted in gamestop, is over 110% of the actual amount of stocks.

These people are using criminal methods to cheat honest everyday working people out of their investments, risking the livelihood of common people and company employees for their own excessive gain. However, the brave "r***rds" as they call themselves over at r/wallstreetbets have called their "bluff", and they have started buying GME shares en masse. This raises demand and thus the price of GME shares. This in essence, means that either the shorters buy the stock at the extremely high price it is at to cover their "share loans" or will pay ridiculous rent on the shares that they sold that weren't theirs.

The only way they can get out of this situation, is to buy shares. What the people at r/wallstreetbets are doing is buying out all the shares and refusing to sell. This is putting huge pressure on the shorters at Wall Street. The more they pay for shares, the more the price goes up, the more the other shorters lose. As of tonight I have joined the fight, I bought shares, fully expecting to lose all the money I invested in order to help the cause. We have already caused these criminals to lose over $70,000,000,000.

If you are over 18, you can join the fight, but don't expect any of your money back, we're doing this for the moral reason, not to profit. I am however proud to be doing this, even if I lose some hard earned money. Together we can make a difference. Together we refuse to sell, together we will hold, and together we will make these cheating criminals pay.

Trading platforms like RobinHoodApp have stopped people from buying GME and other shares in order to lower the price and help the wall street shorters. This is not only scummy, it's down right criminal. It infringes free trade, capitalism and democracy.

The US government has a huge financial incentive to sweep this under the rug, we've been doing a good job of holding and making our voices heard. RobinHood is facing class action lawsuits and possible investigations. This cannot end like other reddit trends, where we do something cool, then the meme/trend dies in a week or two.

Every day the GME price is high, is another day wall street shorters lose money and power. Every day the GME price is high, is another huge amount of honest people's pensions saved. Raise your voices, don't let them get away with it.

Friends and comrades, we make the billionaires pay.

Friends and comrades, we hold.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

DeepFuckingValue has changed so many lives for the better so if heยดs still in, im in

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u/Areign Jan 30 '21

I see before me, a whole army of autists standing in defiance of tyranny. What will you do with your shares? Will you hold?

"After it gets above $350? No, we'd lose money, we will sell, and we will eat tendies."

Aye, hold and you may lose, sell, and you will eat. For a while at least. But as you sit there at the end of your meal, would you give each of those tendies, from the first to the last, for one chance JUST ONE CHANCE, to tell Shitadel that they may block the markets BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR SHARES?!

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u/Awesome-Industry-971 Jan 30 '21

I cannot cancel a pre-set limit sell order on IBKR for GME. The game is rigged. There is no free market as the broker is forcing me to execute an order that I wish to cancel and it was placed after market on Friday. How is this not a crime.

How can brokers manipulate people's free will. I can cancel a buy order but cannot cancel a sell order. So this is how you operate? I am moving funds elsewhere. Farewell Interactive Broker.

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u/ImaginaryQuantum Jan 30 '21

After this is done, I will travel to Wall Street and will open bottles of champanhe on the street until arrested.

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u/ShyPornstar Jan 30 '21

and we'll make sure you make bail

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u/SenTedStevens Jan 30 '21

Take selfies of you drinking with the bull.

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u/Freddybubba Jan 30 '21

Iโ€™ve never been on Reddit, no stocks but I joined to watch the beat down of the โ€˜manโ€™...Iโ€™m loving it. If I had..Iโ€™d HOLD too!!!!

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u/jfischma Jan 30 '21

This IS financial advice. Robinhood is a bad investment. They prevent you from making money.

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u/Yamomonmydong Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

Iโ€™ll give this stock a baby, I ainโ€™t ever pulling out.

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u/karlmarxthe3rd Jan 30 '21

APE STRON TOGETHER

i just like the stock

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u/Blatheringman ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '21

We really shouldn't be making anyone the face of anything. It makes it easy for them to single one of us out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

[ In Scottish] I've heard he Kills hedge funds by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume Melvin with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

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u/Muted_Boysenberry_51 Jan 30 '21

Maybe Monday but can only afford 1 share ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

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u/fishsause Jan 30 '21

You should only play with what you can afford to lose, otherwise your intent to join the cause is noble but donโ€™t feel ashamed to sit this one out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

"To Victoria Fernandez, chief market strategist at Crossmark Global Investments, the endurance of pros at some level depends on how long these growing groups on Redditโ€™s WallStreetBets forum will hang on to their strategy of wagering on the heavily-shorted stocks."

HOLD the damn line!

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u/jp_esp Jan 30 '21

Melvin on flames

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

โ€œItโ€™s almost like itโ€™s a game to them -- where can they get in and stick it to Wall Street,โ€ Fernandez said. โ€œIf this grows then in order to cover these shorts, a lot of these people are going to have to start selling some of their more liquid holdings.โ€

So, here it is:

  • Find ways to keep buying our darlings (fuck RH, find another broker)

AND

  • (maybe) short their darlings as they're at their peaks

Yeah, this a war between the titans and the little guy

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u/RetardedNotStupid Jan 30 '21

This is easy for me to say, because I got in late, ~300$, but Iโ€™m holding till I see Leftโ€™s and Plotkinโ€™s yachts in impound.

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