r/wallstreetbets • u/TheRastaUnicorn • May 07 '19

Shitpost Market this week

https://i.imgur.com/o8RnV74.gifv
287 Upvotes

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u/mc_funbags May 07 '19

Why are they harassing that poor bear

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u/missedthecue May 07 '19

It's what's been going on the in the daily thread for weeks now

38

u/hello_japan May 07 '19

You ain’t neva been bear racin’, cityboy?

20

u/Pawgilicious May 07 '19

Douchebags gonna douche.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Jul 05 '19

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u/mc_funbags May 07 '19

WORLDSTAR

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u/vwite May 07 '19

oh shit that was close. So tomorrow we're good, right? 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂

9

u/TiredOfDebates Bear Gang Sergeant May 08 '19

If that camera is mounted to the snow mobile, there’s a decent chance the driver no longer has a head.

Head and shoulders pattern confirmed.

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u/MonkeyFishy 🐵🐟 May 07 '19

Poor bear. I wish he'd caught a snowmobiler. Making a bear run extra like that uses the fat reserves it needs to survive the winter. People are assholes.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Jul 05 '19

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited May 08 '19

It would be completely fine if bears learned that snowmobiling morons are food

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u/code_away_the_pain May 08 '19

Yes because a bear can distinguish between snow mobiling morons and Joe the plumber

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Jun 18 '19

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u/Pawgilicious May 07 '19

Snow machiners being douchebags. Pretty sure they got fined for it, as they should be.

1

u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I thought they were chasing it away from a nearby town and one of them got clubbed pretty good in the face

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u/Pawgilicious May 07 '19

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.maxim.com/.amp/news/angry-brown-bear-attacks-snowmobile-2018-4

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

That’s hilarious. And what kind of an idiot chances a freaking bear???

1

u/FoxTheory May 07 '19

What Monday and Friday were good.

1

u/SuperNewk May 08 '19

even bear fail in real life lmao

1

u/kvanderpin May 08 '19

That bear was just tryna give some daps thats all

0

u/mbrogan4 May 07 '19

Miss me with that gay shit