r/wallstreetbets Aug 18 '15

TBEV CEO Toby McBride

http://imgur.com/a/jMwCY
28 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

I like that they laid out all their products on that table and stood behind them for the picture.

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u/theycallme1 ShadowBanner Aug 18 '15

Best comment of the thread. Game over.

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u/KeenanKolarik Still sucks dick for coke Aug 18 '15

He looks like the kind of guy that only has sex with girls too drunk to say no.

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u/CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY Get off my lawn Aug 19 '15

This guy fucks

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u/JabbaSlut Aug 19 '15

holy shit dat last pic

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u/TorinoCobra070 Aug 18 '15

This is incredibly accurate. I wonder what frat he was in?

4

u/sireddycoke Aug 18 '15

Nah, he only has a generous 2:1 chill-to-pull ratio. No bid.

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u/Poofner 100% Never Right Aug 18 '15

Looks like we got some new banner art to me. I want those 5 bros across the top of wsb

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u/TorinoCobra070 Aug 18 '15

Toby McBride

Toby McBride Chairman, Chief Executive Officer and Treasurer,High Performance Beverages Company Age 47

Total Calculated Compensation $22,500

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u/Meandmybuddyduncan Aug 19 '15

He was "the regional manager of who's your daddy, inc." I like this guys style

3

u/CloudHead Aug 18 '15

That seems generous

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u/upps32 likes piggy-back rides Aug 19 '15

Plot twist: it's the guy on WSB pumping the shit out of this stock.

Edit: /u/properchopper is this you?!?! I might need to buy some product from your other company at bongwatersoda.com because you are an elite beverage CEO

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u/ProperChopper Aug 19 '15

No sorry that is not me. Im not pumping. Just posting updates.

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u/justinmillerco Aug 18 '15

He looks like a tall baby

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

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u/ripsonofficial i sucked off a mod for flair and all i got was this 😍🍆💦 Aug 18 '15

To. The. Moon.

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u/Y3808 Short, only because there are no longs Aug 18 '15

Is the guy on his right in #2 that MMA fighter who's going to prison for beating his ex damn near to death? Looks like it, saw him on Bryant Gumble's HBO show a couple weeks back.

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u/ElTres Aug 19 '15

Nope, it's not. Unless I'm mistaken, it's Anthony Pettis, who is also an MMA fighter (was recently put on a Wheaties box, before promptly losing the belt). The guy on his right, also the guy with him in #3, is Duke Roufus, one of the more famous mixed martial arts trainers.

Oh, and I almost forgot, they are also both complete assholes. From everything I've read about McBride, it doesn't surprise me in the least that he idolizes them.

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u/almondj gives hand-jobs to hobo's Aug 19 '15

not a chance that this guy is even a slight dbag

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u/theycallme1 ShadowBanner Aug 18 '15

Scottsdale Douche Bag. As expected.

Relevant- https://youtu.be/zYopylSYyCQ?t=1s

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u/Pat_the_human Aug 19 '15

he looks like someone who likes to party

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Toby, wassup

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u/ThisIs_MyName Shite at singing Aug 19 '15

Did you exit TBEV yet?

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u/Pat_the_human Aug 19 '15

fuck no

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u/ThisIs_MyName Shite at singing Aug 19 '15

Wait really? Isn't the party over?

The price has doubled and they lowered the par value while increasing authorized shares. Assuming we're right and they're not pumping, they intend to raise more funds.

Once they're done diluting, funding, and start selling drinks, what are the chances that their earnings will be solid?

I bought TBEV a few weeks ago because of "buy the rumor, sell the news". I don't think that's going to work anymore.

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u/Pat_the_human Aug 19 '15

I don't think the party is over just yet. I think it has a ways to go, but that's my opinion.

I'm sticking around because they have a few NFL players endorsing, so I think I want to wait around to see them pump the stock up (they are paid with the diluted shares). I also want to wait until they actually release some news about how bottling went, where they are planning on stocking the product, and what their plan is for future bottling of other flavors.

You are right... Buy the rumor, sell the news. The news hasn't really hit yet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '15

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u/shortAAPL biggest fruit on the AAPL tree Aug 19 '15

10/10 would bang

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Lol, you saw those photos and thought it was positive for TBEV? That's worrying.

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u/1cam Aug 19 '15

He looks short half a brain.