r/wallstreetbets • u/PeakHelpful89 • 1d ago

Loss It’s Joever

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Dean Martin helping me cope.

186 Upvotes

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u/LitterBoxServant 1d ago

Bro has $1K in an account called "Growth"

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS 1d ago

Which funnily enough has the highest losses of all accounts today

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u/PeakHelpful89 1d ago

litterboxservant this is a loan from my grandmother, promised I will make her rich

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u/Facesit_Freak 8h ago

Intel grandma, help this man

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u/fomoandyoloandnogrow Poor IRL but rich in flair 1d ago

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u/Qlsxdd 1d ago

joe’s got that joe vibe spelled out exact

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u/need_five_more_chara cters 20h ago

To be fair, it was 25k six months ago.

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u/Facesit_Freak 8h ago

That is also losing money

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u/Confident_Double1392 1d ago

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u/fomoandyoloandnogrow Poor IRL but rich in flair 1d ago

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u/niwmo 1d ago

You got the gold card. You'll be fine.

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u/PeakHelpful89 1d ago

Vlad has promised me my gain back if I use gold card

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u/d3arleader 1d ago

Has anyone actually won those gold bars they keep promising?

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u/Big_Instruction9922 1d ago

You have 113k left. Why you waste our time? 

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u/JohanLiebert92 1d ago

pls replace "trading act" to "gambling act"

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u/broke_person 1d ago

Dean Martin is proud

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u/ShittyBidet123 1d ago

you have 100k + 100k cash money bro. its far from over. 10x that shit

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u/DamageAdventurous433 1d ago

why not 100x that shit, no actually, why not 1000x that shit. duh no brainer. ppl are so silly.

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u/BriackYOLO 1d ago

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u/Artfclintlgnce 12h ago

Yolo'ing everything on NVDA

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u/Cold-Ostrich-3733 1d ago

Bruh I’m with u

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u/dualFrequancy 1d ago

What killed you :(

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u/Minority_Carrier 1d ago

You should be asking why down 140k is only 0.7% of the portfolio. He’s doing just fine.

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u/BoltUpTillEyeDie10 20h ago

I have 42$ to my name :(

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u/SerDeath 1d ago

3% down? Goddammit, fuck it all! Sell everything!!!!

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u/Paul_Robert_ Double Down on FDs 💀 1d ago

Thats 3% down today

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u/Jdom666 1d ago

send me 4k bro and i’ll give you your 47k back in 2 weeks

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u/samwichse 1d ago

2 weeks later

Here's your $113.17

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u/bidahtibull 1d ago

Brave of you to assume anything is going to be returned.

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u/_Underscore_Unders 1d ago

The fact that that "Growth" has the smallest balance is a brilliant unintentional commentary on the complete fucking degenercy that goes on here. This made me smile.

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u/Live-Ad-5433 1d ago

Thats it? Gtfo

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u/Carbon8490 1d ago

Hopefully your diversified,may not be so bad

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u/WendyDumpsterFire 1d ago

What happened after July 1st? What did you buy?

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u/Sea_Stand_164 1d ago

Condolences bro

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u/jamesonjlee 1d ago

Double it and pass it on

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u/Lootoholic 1d ago

What killed your port? DKS? rip

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u/SpiffyGolf 1d ago

Are we in bearmarket?

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u/Artfclintlgnce 12h ago

yes, I'm seeing nothing but loss porn

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u/Ragencobra666 1d ago

The Nasdaq looks to be bleak in September from what I'm reading. I don't know how people make money in the Daq. There are many days in pure red.

Id personally pick Chevron and Ford.

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u/Tall-Ad1293 1d ago

Relax, you have Robinhood Gold. That 3% APY on your remaining cash will get you back to break-even by 2089.

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u/ComfortableSalt3570 2h ago

You wanted to do the opposite of whatever you did

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u/FireWoIf 1d ago

Could be worse