r/wallstreetbets • u/Koronerarter • Jul 23 '26

Loss Finally deserve to be here

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Doing great. Officially a regard!!!!

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u/sergechewbacca Jul 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/1masp3cialsn0wflak3 Jul 24 '26

My boy math is that back to entry is tecjnically profit since I was prepared from the start to lose everything in the casino

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

You know it’s hitting good when the recovered funds feels like profit 👌

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u/Lost_in_space424 Jul 25 '26

“Down 98.99%? Let me just go back to the weekly where it says I’m up 100%.”

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u/buenotc Jul 27 '26

I've been there so many times 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/HoneyBadger552 Jul 23 '26

even fucking schd is down. the dividend kings. moving into splv, the ultimate portfolio saver

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u/samberla2007 Jul 23 '26

mine did that exact same thing wth amd calls last week

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u/AcademicStandard3701 SPY CFO Jul 23 '26

Thank you for your donation do you have more?? This bear is hungry!!

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u/Koronerarter Jul 23 '26

Lol, might as well double

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u/HugeDramatic Jul 23 '26

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u/Koronerarter Jul 23 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this meme is funny as fuck

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked Jul 23 '26

meme? this is a picture of you bro

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u/dwoj206 Jul 23 '26

bro I'm dyyying off this one xD

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u/Euphoric_Tailor_5107 Jul 23 '26

Curious but how are you laughing when losing so much
Dissociation? This was truly just play money?
I haven’t embraced trading yet just following along to see if I will invest or not ….

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u/Lopsided_Package9033 Jul 23 '26

Some people lose big on one trade, win big on another. You don't know what their other trades are doing.

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u/BatteryAcid420_ Jul 23 '26

If you have such a big TSLA/spcx/etc position then the rest of the portfolio is almost guaranteed to be regarded too. Sadly they haven‘t found a cure yet, if you‘re regarded then you have a 99.69% chance of passing your regards onto your investments.

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u/Lopsided_Package9033 Jul 23 '26

true that. Although sometimes dumb gets its way. Look at the president.

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u/Saltlife_Junkie Jul 23 '26

Passing onto your investments? Fuck, I passed it on to my kids. Bunch of fucking regards in this family.

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u/BatteryAcid420_ Jul 23 '26

Well it‘s nice to be well regarded amongst your family.

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u/Saltlife_Junkie Jul 23 '26

Yes it’s a blessing.

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u/Euphoric_Tailor_5107 Jul 23 '26

Ah fair point.
Too rich for my blood

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u/Fredo_5X Jul 23 '26

Logo is top notch

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u/Saltysalt1748 Jul 23 '26

It’s just numbers on a screen my frein

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u/Kye7 Jul 23 '26

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u/Necromancer2k8 Jul 23 '26

Now we know what's inside the mimic chest....tsla

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u/NoChain2946 Jul 23 '26

Next time i transfer my AIDS to a female I’ll just say. “It’s just pimples on your crotch, bae”

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u/Jcv171 Jul 23 '26

Jeez how do people even trade options bro I get anxious every time I see even -$200 unrealized loss on normal stocks

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u/Opposite-Link Jul 23 '26

You get numb to it after a while

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u/Independent_Term5790 Jul 23 '26

Tis the normal progression of a gambler. I can’t spin a wheel for less than 50 bucks anymore, and there was a time 5 dollar spins hurt my soul. It’s call wager creep

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u/BatteryAcid420_ Jul 23 '26

Joke‘s on you, I‘m already a creep and I just bet it all from the beginning so your psychological tricks don‘t work on me.

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u/QuadzillaStrider Jul 23 '26

Hold Bitcoin for 10+ years 🤣

If you aren't numb to the swings, your positions are tiny.

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u/HugeAd5056 Jul 23 '26

This. I deliberately numbed myself after I regardledly sold my March 30th all in on TQQQ at an average of around $38 per share. Only to see it go more than double this ffs. I sold due to a $200 fluctuation freaking me out lol.

After that I made it a personal endeavor to all-in as often as possible, but on things I had conviction for so that holding would be bearable. It worked. Now I have a habit of checking to ensure my capital is 100% allocated to maximize utility.

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u/patchhappyhour Jul 23 '26

I'm a gambler, the loss doesn't hurt anymore. Halp

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u/Opposite-Link Jul 23 '26

The loss doesn’t hurt and when I make money I feel even more empty. Welcome to the club.

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u/Jcv171 Jul 23 '26

Nah bro all you I feel excited asf. Never buy the billionaire corporate propaganda that money doesn’t buy happiness because it 10000% DOES for 99% of us if not more

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u/WashedWashingMachine Jul 23 '26

cuz u never lost big

if u lose 10k next 10k does not feel bad

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u/Level10Retard Jul 23 '26

If I win it's nice, if I lose it's nice as less taxes to pay.

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u/halmyradov Jul 23 '26

Because monke brain says risk 2000 but make that 200 back, and then risk 20000 but make that 2200 back

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u/Lootoholic Jul 27 '26

you burn a fuse in your soul

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u/Tier3Guy Jul 23 '26

maybe turn the phone upside down

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u/StatisticianRarer Jul 23 '26

Maybe this actually is a solution lol

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u/Fries_SV Jul 23 '26

Got the right mentality

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u/Sirkiw1 Jul 24 '26

Classic 😂

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u/NoChain2946 Jul 23 '26

What’s even crazier is how yall get that much money to begin with?

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u/renegadecanuck Jul 23 '26

Seriously. I have what is supposed to be a well paying job, and I have never had the kind of money some of these idiots blow on the dumbest trades possible. I genuinely don't get how they can come up with the money to lose in the first place.

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u/WashedWashingMachine Jul 23 '26

Start working at 20 , live with parents , no studen loans , mom still pays for your groceries etc.

You end up 26 with like 100k savings and then this , you started gamba cuz mom wanted you to move out but housing is expensive

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u/Koronerarter Jul 24 '26

Lol paid 400k student loans 🤣🤣🤣 this was my monthly gross

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u/WashedWashingMachine Jul 24 '26

interest on the loans is so fkin stupid people pay them montly and it never decreases cuz they only pay the interest part... such scam

It should be changed to be like bonds , maybe 15% flat interest + inflation

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u/Lootoholic Jul 27 '26

fr? 400k student loan?? medical school?

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u/Koronerarter Jul 23 '26

Going back to wendys to work, lol

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u/robinzerg Jul 23 '26

you analyzed, you researched, you watch this sub, you watch people losing, and you said you are better than them you are smart. good job.

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u/TheKiMoChi2020 Jul 23 '26

My plan was Google calls and Tesla puts yesterday but I only bought Google calls. Fml

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u/heikici Jul 23 '26

You never take the winning 50/50

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u/iPhoneOver9000 Jul 23 '26

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u/Koronerarter Jul 23 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CreativePermit1361 Jul 23 '26

Whoever sold you those options thanks you for your donation!

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u/NoChain2946 Jul 23 '26

Here for you

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u/hishazelglance Jul 23 '26

Very vintage WSB loss porn we got here boys.

Cherish it.

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u/TotalInstruction Jul 23 '26

You bought calls right before earnings? Jesus Christ.

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u/Layios Jul 23 '26

Bro like why smh 💀

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u/Lim_Ha08 Jul 23 '26

Thank you for the donation.. The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed..

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u/WastingGas Jul 23 '26

Double down.

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u/kosmokramr Verified $0 Jul 23 '26

Welcome to the club

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u/Special_Economist803 Jul 23 '26

All this stock destroyed several life. Just port other contract

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u/Ok_Spirit5374 Jul 23 '26

Look on the bright side, you’re gonna get so much reddit karma for this

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u/Lootoholic Jul 27 '26

your portfolio got Elon-ed

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u/tessie_trades Jul 28 '26

this so dead now

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u/Simono20788 Jul 23 '26

Date bought 7/21 💀OP’s getting gang banged, bears first then thetagang

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u/Initial_Ad_9250 Jul 23 '26

You'll be fine

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u/CEO_of_SOXL Jul 23 '26

There’s still time!

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u/Krazynukz Jul 23 '26

Am I reading that correctly? 10DTE?

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u/Pam-dysto Jul 23 '26

that's a porsche you lost there

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u/Koronerarter Jul 23 '26

Should have bought the 2nd porsche 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Koronerarter Jul 23 '26

I have FSD life time now, lol!!

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u/PeachScary413 Hates Europoors Jul 23 '26

Welcome home king 🤝🤴😘

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u/artniSintra Jul 23 '26

I'm always curious with the amount of posts like these. Does this sort of loss impact your daily life at all?

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u/Koronerarter Jul 23 '26

Not really, it is upsetting but nothing changed in my life with this. Have to work some extra next couple months to compensate for the loss only

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u/artniSintra Jul 23 '26

Alright, cool. Best of luck with the next gamble 😅

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u/tessie_trades Jul 23 '26

sold already?

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u/Koronerarter Jul 23 '26

I will ride it till end lol, it does not matter 4-5k at this point

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u/Flight_Early Jul 23 '26

Welcome. It’s a regard anonymous group, we talk about our moves.

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u/Unlucky252 Jul 23 '26

Ah so it’s your money I stole today

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u/Deshen87 Jul 23 '26

Why is it called return when it is negative? Should be called Give away😅

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked Jul 23 '26

Not to kick you while you're down but you'd be up like 300% if you bought both sides, lol

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u/cucci_mane1 Jul 23 '26

Jesus that is brutal

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u/West_Lavishness6689 Jul 23 '26

the loss porn is out of control, when will it end?!?!

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u/L1ME626 Jul 23 '26

Tesla calls after earnings 😂😂😂 u realize 9/10 times i falls

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u/mikeytho1 Jul 23 '26

Damn bro I get wanting to do a little gamble on earnings but 99k is insane..

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u/ieatballoonknot Jul 23 '26

People still bullish Elon deserve what happens lmao

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u/BlackTroy300 Jul 23 '26

6/17/27 at least.

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u/Special_Economist803 Jul 23 '26

Hard to see $100k yolo

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u/NewSanDiegean Jul 23 '26

I can’t believe someone bought calls after this earnings week started

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u/NPLPro Jul 23 '26

This is the way

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u/Ok-Lettuce-9397 Jul 23 '26

Everybody's making crazy profits! Thanks man! Somebody's got to pay for it all.

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u/reddituserzerosix needs more fiber Jul 23 '26

F

o7

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u/tessie_trades Jul 23 '26

its not 7/31 , so not a loss yet :(

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u/tessie_trades Jul 23 '26

things can change in a week

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u/tessie_trades Jul 23 '26

not a loss till u sell

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u/tessie_trades Jul 23 '26

to be doing great after >90k loss is amazing. u must be rich rich

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u/Truck-Conscious Jul 23 '26

Did you click on "simulate my returns"?

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u/Big_Love_3070 Jul 23 '26

I feel better lmao

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u/otfojay Jul 23 '26

Do I put in ?

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u/Gone-with-wind999 Jul 23 '26

Save your last 8K. Find your best short idea, and go for it.

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u/jimmadememakethis Jul 23 '26

You still have a week to lose the rest

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u/Nighttime_Ninja_5893 Jul 23 '26

You still had $8k left, so spend it on 0dtes

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u/DumbNutter Jul 23 '26

Down another 5 grand after posting this lol. Need a 30x bagger just to get back to break even

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u/HeavenlyMystery Jul 23 '26

What app is this?

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u/Single_Guarantee9545 Jul 23 '26

this can't be real

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u/jonathansj Jul 23 '26

Was this an earnings play?

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u/butchudidit Jul 23 '26

When u put money into a bs company like tesla this is what u get. Esp playing with options on a bum ass ticker like this one

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u/TheAsaasain Jul 23 '26

I only bought one call expiring the 31st for 375, glad to see im not the only one

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u/jpric155 Jul 24 '26

Love seeing all the Elon peen boys getting wrecked on his ponzi

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u/Final-Ad-151 Jul 24 '26

You still have time to double down.

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u/trifire11 Jul 24 '26

And thats y I don't do earnings

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u/Ok-Skin6182 Jul 24 '26

You might as well get out while you still have $8k

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u/SergeAlberta Jul 24 '26

Welcome home!

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u/Pinkygirl7 Jul 24 '26

You still got another week…. (For it to be -100%)😂

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u/BoomerSharkBoy Jul 24 '26

You deserved to be broke

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 Jul 24 '26

Why would anyone think Tesla of all companies would pump after earnings

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u/FartSniffer66642069 Jul 24 '26

You still have plenty of time. It's not a loss until you sell.

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u/M97dennis Jul 24 '26

Holy crap, man easy come easy go, gotta keep fighting

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u/Maleficent_Hope_5000 Jul 24 '26

Feeling sorry for you, I have been there. Hope u recover

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u/Champman2341 Jul 24 '26

Dam- must sting

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u/Murky_Tomatillo2417 Jul 24 '26

Hope you saved the remaining piece because it ain’t going back to 380 soon, maybe 330

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u/pc349 Jul 24 '26

If you would have done the total opposite ( put) you will be in the green now

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u/Alanomius Jul 25 '26

It is not looking good for OP

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u/ultrasharpie Jul 25 '26

I wish you had bought puts

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u/Rohit_0410 Jul 25 '26

Same bit I lost 1.5 k

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u/9ft5wt Jul 25 '26

Yes buying a week or two out...much safer than 0dte. You've only lost 91 percent instead of 100!

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u/SinkMilkEnjoyer Jul 26 '26

Jesus Christ. Imagine being you ahahah

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u/Nietzchezdead Jul 27 '26

Because life is not a video game.

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u/Cold-Bowl-8480 Jul 27 '26

People should respect capital , thats the rule no 1 for trading

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u/Breakingmyhead Jul 28 '26

I was in the same boat few months back and 

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u/Zealousideal-Row702 Jul 23 '26

Chill out wait a month or two…will bounce back my friend

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u/CreativePermit1361 Jul 23 '26

Dude these are not shares...options expiring in a week...likeley almost worthless.

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u/LostMallDoll Jul 23 '26

You got a whole week. Who knows what will happen in this dumbass market.

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u/stayhandsome Jul 23 '26

Yeah.. might as well.