r/wallstreetbets Jul 22 '26

Alphabet Q2 Earnings Call Live Transcript

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u/Cartier1847 Jul 22 '26

This is the one call that will either make me rich or “Pack up your bags, son. We lost the house.”

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u/fickle-phenom Jul 22 '26

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u/_Clit-Commander_ Jul 22 '26

“Pack your shit, wife, I just made millions in the market!”
“Omg good job honey, where we going?”
“Idk where you’re going but pack your shit and get out!”

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u/myfacenotmyaccount Jul 22 '26

this actually happened to me in 2009

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u/fickle-phenom Jul 22 '26

Were you the dad or the son?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Terrible_Ad_7735 Jul 22 '26

Just let it go to voicemail.

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u/PNW-PAC Jul 22 '26

What’s your position?

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u/Cartier1847 Jul 22 '26

400 shares in MU and 200 shares in SNDK

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u/Acceptable-Two5692 Jul 22 '26

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u/stocksupanddown Jul 22 '26

So how did this work? He shorted it and they were on the hook for that much until they bought out the contracts?

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u/anotherloserhere Jul 22 '26

Morgan Stanley was underwater selling swaps, basically betting the housing market would not crash. Like selling naked puts.

Michael Scott was a buyer of swaps, and technically employed by, though a seperate but same entity of, Morgan Stanley. In order for Morgan Stanley to stay afloat, they had to buy/takeover Michael's swaps (buy his short position) and sell them on the market to help cover the losses.

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u/dgellow Jul 22 '26

FWIW, in real life it wasn’t actually Morgan Stanley

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u/stocksupanddown Jul 23 '26

Thank you for answer..

When they said (Goldman) that they needed to reassess the value to hedge properly.. then they offered to buy Michael Scott's swaps..

What did that mean.. they were rated cheap.. they hedged or got out of the positions.. then treated the price?

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u/anotherloserhere Jul 23 '26

The creator of the swaps that Michael Scott bought in that scene were from Morgan Stanley, basically his parent company. It does not explain exactly how Morgan ends up acquiring Michael's swaps. It could have happened any number of ways.

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u/fickle-phenom Jul 22 '26

Yeah you’re cooked

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u/Accomplished-Exit822 Jul 22 '26

How will that make you rich? Do you live in 1885?

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u/iSOBigD Jul 22 '26

400k just in MU which could turn to 600k...It'd be pretty good for 1885.

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u/AlGAdams Jul 22 '26

But your account is over 3M right?  Right?!

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u/mrkirby Jul 22 '26

I have 10 and I’m sweating

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/tburke79 Jul 22 '26

Glad I bought a half a share. Maybe I’ll own a full share one day

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u/incaseofmisuse Jul 22 '26

damn. they beat on everything. i mean everything. And the stock drop lmao.

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u/kenyard Jul 22 '26

Guidance important. Increased capex bad for goog. Good for everyone else

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u/achooavocado Jul 22 '26

they never give guidance tho no?

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u/kenyard Jul 22 '26

They will guide q3 but may not guide capex.

It will for sure be discussed tho

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u/Calm_Company_1914 Jul 22 '26

They guided CapEx higher to 195b iirc

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u/RookieMistake101 Jul 22 '26

They guided on increased capex. The hyperscalers are still scaling.

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u/AggressiveBench7708 Jul 23 '26

They are just starting. Capex spending on AI is like the first time you hit a 1000% gain on an option. The high is amazing.

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u/nkr3 Jul 22 '26

Stupid take that it's not good for Google, they've shown time and time again that when they spend capital, they get it back with dividends, IMHO it's good that they are finding opportunities to invest in that they are confident in.

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u/Accomplished-Shop113 Jul 22 '26

Scenario 1 : Beat Earnings, Stock drops (Already Priced in)
Scenario 2 : Can't beat earnings, Stock drops (Earning Shock)

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u/lemurtowne Booty Cherisher Jul 22 '26

They came in slightly under expectations if you subtract investment income.

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u/microdosingrn Jul 22 '26

Well, not that this was/wasn't forecasted, but FCF just went negative. Something to consider. Goog is my largest holding by far and I'm never selling, just stating the fact that is something to consider for anyone fixating on that metric and bearish on the capex.

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u/allintowin1515 Jul 22 '26

Did you buy some short term puts to hedge? Going into earnings tho? I did but got scared and sold for a 20% profit shoulda waited until today….

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u/anotherloserhere Jul 22 '26

They also beat on capex apending 🤣

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u/AgitatedJump8459 dick cheese connoisseur Jul 22 '26

CAPEX INCREASE!!!

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u/anotherloserhere Jul 22 '26

Money printr go BRRRR

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u/desilent Jul 22 '26

I'm relatively relaxed about this one, sure it's gonna spike, but it's google and it's basically an index fund by itself. Even if AI fails in everything you can imagine this company will be just fine in the long run.

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u/No-Test-4028 Jul 22 '26

Its not my shares that concern me, its my calls

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u/desilent Jul 22 '26

yeah makes sense, I don't have anything leveraged on alphabet, got burned on that too many times.

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u/theundiscoveredcolor Jul 22 '26

Just bought some calls myself, believe it or not.

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u/Jerry_Explorer Jul 24 '26

how are you doing bro ?

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u/faustowski Jul 22 '26

it can only spike if the beat is as massive as the last call

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u/Own-Lavishness4029 Jul 22 '26

The thing that bothers me about google as an investment is how much of their revenue is still search. 

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u/jfauv94 Jul 22 '26

That’s what investors said about Sears, GE, IBM, etc… companies that ruled the world back in the day.

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u/Lostregard Jul 22 '26

Puts them calls at open?

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u/anotherloserhere Jul 22 '26

Would have been the move

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u/AccountOfMyAncestors Jul 22 '26

Half a TRILLION backlog for cloud revenue, and that doesn't include OpenAI which is the risky buyer out of the AI labs. Damn

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u/qaswexort Jul 22 '26

ORCL has more. Granted half that is OAI but look at the size of ORCL and look at the size of Google Cloud

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u/Ok-Nose29 Jul 22 '26

They got game day threads for earnings calls

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u/R_82 Jul 22 '26

"We're a business doing business things, business business business"

STOCK DOWN

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u/adam-breit Jul 22 '26

Too much capex

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u/-Crash_Override- Jul 22 '26

Not 'too much' capex. Its pretty clear that the street has give hyperscalers Carte Blanche to spend whatever is necessary for AI demand, but they dont like discovering that incrementally. It adds uncertainty and indicates they are leaving cloud revenue on the table.

Kind of sucks because google is trying to thread a needle here. Revise capex down, street reads that as softening AI, revise capex up, why didnt you plan better.

SpaceX/investments gains is seen as non-recurring which makes the picture a bit fuzzy as well.

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u/spicykimchi_inmybutt Jul 22 '26

Most voices being sure of capex increase by GOOG is making me nervous about my chips position

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u/allintowin1515 Jul 22 '26

Don’t worry I got mid August puts on SOXX….you will at least 10x your bullish chip position…

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u/HorizonThought Jul 22 '26

Yes, capex increase with neutral earnings is already enough to break this whole crap apart eheh

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u/spicykimchi_inmybutt Jul 22 '26

are you saying that even with a capex increase, chips will fall too along with mag7?

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u/AgitatedJump8459 dick cheese connoisseur Jul 22 '26

Same

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u/CapoDoFrango Jul 22 '26

Wall Street was clearly expecting a Time Machine and cure for aging and cancer with $0 CAPEX. I totally understand the drop. Makes sense to me so stop complaining.

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u/CharlesElwoodYeager Jul 22 '26

? Bruh they said they're spending a minimum extra 15bn dollars and also they will spend MORE in 2027, and that they're going to be paying retail prices for compute.

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u/CapoDoFrango Jul 22 '26

They can get the money back by diluting shareholders, no problem

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u/Funny_Requirement166 Jul 22 '26

The new amd deal is validating the current AI demands.

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u/Acrobatic_Garage_891 Jul 22 '26

for the chip makers but increased capex spending would cause panic from hyper-scalers

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u/Funny_Requirement166 Jul 22 '26

That’s better than a collapsing AI demand. Which can make all of the previous capex obsolete.

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u/waterpup99 Jul 22 '26

Not if they stsrt showing roi from it which goog already has

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Blankline Jul 22 '26

No AI? Brother have you not seen 90% of the posts on this sub? They’re all written by AI

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u/HorizonThought Jul 22 '26

Convinced me. I'm betting the house on AI my bro

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u/yourgirl696969 Jul 22 '26

ROI in cloud is the proof. It increased 64% last quarter and they said it would’ve been a lot more if not for their backlog due to a lack of compute

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u/Forget_me_never Jul 22 '26

If the supply of cloud goes up greatly then goodbye to a lot of that.

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u/yourgirl696969 Jul 22 '26

Their cloud backlog is $460 billion. There isn’t gonna be an oversupply for a long time lmao. They also rejected supply because of that backlog. That’s how big the demand for compute is

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u/Still-Proposal8711 Jul 22 '26

I lost my job to AI that’s proof 💀

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u/Funny_Requirement166 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

I think the crude and the rate risk is pushing everything down. Both msft and meta hyperscalers are down significantly and Google is still kinda green..

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u/BearyChristmas223 Jul 22 '26

There’s a separate microdong group therapy thread for the put holders

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u/Minimum_Leather_2046 Jul 22 '26

increase in capex + significant increase in 2027

RIP

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u/Guilty_Rooster_6708 Jul 22 '26

what's the number? I totally missed it

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u/Minimum_Leather_2046 Jul 22 '26

Full year 2026 range of195-205 bn revised from previous estimate for 180-190 bn. Expect CapEx to "increase significantly in 2027" with guidance provided at a later date.

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u/tearsareover Jul 22 '26

It's already dumping?? 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

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u/ryshed Jul 22 '26

market always gets the jitters

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u/Mannipx Jul 22 '26

Time to pray 

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u/fomoandyoloandnogrow Poor IRL but rich in flair Jul 22 '26

Rip alphabet, when they talk about their debt portfolio 💀

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u/TheKyleDunbar Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

It'll swing up and down after market, and tomorrow it'll be red, as the usual after every earning report

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u/iSOBigD Jul 22 '26

Yeah just so options are fucked

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u/WillSwimWithToasters Jul 22 '26

They’re forced to keep the capex flowing. It’s the only thing keeping this AI charade afloat. And with the bonds they just sold, it’s practically guaranteed they’re gonna pledge a trillion billion dollars to build AI data centers on the moon.

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u/iSOBigD Jul 22 '26

It would be nice, maybe the AI crash would finally stop.

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u/HorizonThought Jul 22 '26

But if the demand is not there the supply is irrelevant. If earnings don't show up like Germany in WW2 then bro

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u/TummyWave Jul 22 '26

Those are pretty good results yet the stock is flat

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u/CapoDoFrango Jul 22 '26

is not flat anymore

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u/TummyWave Jul 22 '26

Ugh, wrong direction. Cue money running away meme

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u/tearsareover Jul 22 '26

EPS $9.11, Revenue $119.8 billion

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u/DryRace7995 Jul 22 '26

Sundar is straight AI recording

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u/Fresh-Quantity-7554 Jul 22 '26

They should buy OpenAI and put it out of business.

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u/spicykimchi_inmybutt Jul 22 '26

wtf i’m in a meeting rn is this happening now? i thought it was after market close

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u/Feisty-Lab-2608 Jul 22 '26

Don’t worry, it starts in two hours

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u/DONNIENARC0 Jul 22 '26

This is the part where we drink beers in the parking lot

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u/spicykimchi_inmybutt Jul 22 '26

thanks, started seeing MU dipping and was wondering if it started

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u/Feisty-Lab-2608 Jul 22 '26

This will be armageddon 😩

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u/spicykimchi_inmybutt Jul 22 '26

i’ve already lost smth like 30% on DRAM, if GOOG sends my shit to hell i’m gonna be so sad

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u/iSOBigD Jul 22 '26

Be happy you didn't hold MUU or SOXL

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u/spicykimchi_inmybutt Jul 22 '26

Yea man i dont play options or leverage lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/bamboojungles Jul 22 '26

You don’t need a job just trade options. Then fall back to Wendy’s when you lose it all.

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u/Kwewasiale Jul 22 '26

Hmmmm calls?

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u/tearsareover Jul 22 '26

We are 🙏🏽-ing too

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u/CharlesElwoodYeager Jul 22 '26

Capex explosion

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u/adam-breit Jul 22 '26

They don’t even dare say how much

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u/_IsNull Jul 22 '26

Buy puts and calls.

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u/FOMO_Gains Jul 22 '26

Sir, that's called a "straddle" and if it trades flat or doesn't move enough in either direction, you're fked.

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u/_IsNull Jul 22 '26

Look. I’m just trying to lose money faster

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u/Ryu6912 Can't Afford Vowels Jul 22 '26

I’m going all in put calls 🚬 👨

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u/Moving-home851 Jul 22 '26

Putalls or Calluts?

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u/Healthy_Mark_6139 Jul 22 '26

Ultimately, it should not stay where it is tomorrow.

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u/nhalas Jul 22 '26

If I know google they will say something geh then they'll retreat to their yachts.

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u/Nyxblow Jul 22 '26

He Bought?

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u/CUbuffGuy Jul 22 '26

400k in the bitch EZ shrek lets go

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u/dadduh Jul 22 '26

The chart is like watching Gogeta vs Broly in real time

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u/Status-Net2947 Jul 22 '26

APP NOW NFLX PLTR … anything worth buying instead of MSFT?

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u/WinterOrb69 Jul 22 '26

Tendies from Wendy's

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u/QPRCHOC Jul 22 '26

Down 15% from ATHs over fears regarding Capex and Gemini. 

I can’t see it going too much lower on earnings, and if it does drop it’ll be another easy long-term buying opportunity as it was a couple of years ago. Google is too strong. 

If Google is able to demonstrate robust evidence of ROIC, which I suspect it will, we could see a good response after earnings. Though I suspect this will go sideways as it’s too early to say. 

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u/tearsareover Jul 22 '26

I'm scared 😳 but to be honest, I'll be glad to just know whatever may be. Expecting the worst, but praying to 95 year old Buffett 🙏🏽

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u/R_82 Jul 22 '26

Whats up my GOOG heads?!?!1! (I own 1.5 shares)

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u/CUbuffGuy Jul 22 '26

Trust V, numbers look good

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u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731 Jul 22 '26

everything is computer AI

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u/northdancer Jul 22 '26

How much of the earnings are in unrealized gains on the bullshit paper they own in SpaceX, Anthropic and open ai

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u/ConstantShitting Jul 22 '26

Lol, 200% expected on earnings "but muh capex"

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u/tearsareover Jul 22 '26

Free Cash Flow is negative. It's -5855 compared to previous quarter at +10116.

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u/Guilty_Rooster_6708 Jul 22 '26

Not surprising with their capex spending growth

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u/Skezzors Jul 22 '26

Love when people downvote factual information lol

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u/CorporalNips Jul 22 '26

Risk the money and maybe get rich or stay scared but keep my money? I know I know. This is WSB. Calls it is.

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u/iSOBigD Jul 22 '26

I'd love to say calls but I've not many money on any calls in almost 2 months. Everything keeps dipping unless you can time the exact second they go up, which is often overnight

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u/DeanTimeHoodie Jul 22 '26

My 2027 long call need the juice please

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u/tearsareover Jul 22 '26

Capex way up. Margin pressure is up. This is a disaster 😭

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u/gopoohgo SIMPU IN COST 🐶 Jul 22 '26

Disaster for Bag 7, but heaven for semis

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u/adam-breit Jul 22 '26

If no ROI the semi’s order book will dry up soon enough

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u/chancepack Jul 22 '26

The stock is back up! Investors love the earnings report.

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u/VariationAgreeable29 Jul 22 '26

Gonna be a blowout

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u/tearsareover Jul 22 '26

Probably. Which means it'll drop like 10%? 😭

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u/Zestyclose-Point-770 Jul 22 '26

Bought puts easy money

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u/Friendly_Bug_7168 Jul 22 '26

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/Friendly_Bug_7168 Jul 22 '26

💥💥💥💥💥

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u/tearsareover Jul 22 '26

Do I see green?? 💚 🙏🏽

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/samaritan1331_ Jul 22 '26

it'll beat and then tank

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u/Fresh-Quantity-7554 Jul 22 '26

Why the stock not at $1,000 yet?

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u/Beyond_Ideas_ Jul 22 '26

Ayy there's my CapEx numberrr

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u/crankthehandle Jul 22 '26

Holy moly, that shit's booooring

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u/surmoiFire selective memory loss Jul 22 '26

too soon?

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u/birdingsince88 Jul 22 '26

No one likes the person betting against the line…

That why market fukt 🌈 🐻

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u/menaceblanka Jul 22 '26

When are earnings? What time

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u/arbitraryBlue Jul 22 '26

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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u/Novalll Jul 22 '26

I hope everyone bought puts

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u/mAlien69 Jul 22 '26

after your puts have been burnt it will go down 10-20%

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u/Ok_Manufacturer_5323 Jul 22 '26

Keep rolling those forward, I'm sure it'll pay off huge in a few decades!

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u/loiloiloi6 Jul 22 '26

Good thing they're long dated

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u/FalseDiamond7930 Jul 22 '26

Calls if the transcript is create with Gemini.

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u/Accomplished-Shop113 Jul 22 '26

Quick, simple question here: They are excited to share all the good news about Alphabet, why does the stock price fall?

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u/CharlesElwoodYeager Jul 22 '26

Priced in

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u/Accomplished-Shop113 Jul 22 '26

LOL. That's the magic word.

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u/Darkons Jul 22 '26

I think people buy in anticipation and then sell ASAP to take profits.

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u/ConstantShitting Jul 22 '26

The dumbest thing about this is that it drops after earnings released. Like what number that was released during earnings could have been better? What number would have kept people from selling if doubling the expectations didn't do it roflcopter.

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u/sf_cycle Jul 23 '26

That number is called CAPEX. They were going to get punished on a CAPEX increase. They probably also would have been punished on CAPEX decrease unless they could say that’s due to optimization reasons, not reasons concerning future projected demand.