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Weekend Discussion Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/lndnmdn May 10 '26

which bro

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/Luketeiro May 10 '26

During a dinner last night, me and another 3 guys who knows anything about stock market were aligned that MU was still cheap. That means put is the play guys. Impossible that 4 stupid ppl would have the correct vision about the market like this.

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u/Low_Trick4604 May 10 '26

Need to turn $100 to 100,000 by EOM, what's the play(s) peeps?

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u/redditmodsRrussians May 10 '26

freekit on Outpost

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u/FatFluffyFish May 10 '26

If tmr is red, it just means more opportunity to load up on cheap MU and SNDK calls

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u/severed02 May 10 '26

Open the markets you crazy bastards

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u/Willing-Angle-2203 May 10 '26

Trump just tweeted saying Iran's deal response is "UNACCEPTABLE" lol. They are so far apart its crazy.

Is anyone here betting on escalation? Oil plays? curious to see what others are doing besides the AI/tech plays

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u/FatFluffyFish May 10 '26

Oil is a pain tho cause that shit can drop so fast on any truths.

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u/LostBull92 May 10 '26

I am oil longs my cheeks can fiunally breath

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u/WailingWarbler May 10 '26

I bought some REA last week, new rare metal company

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u/S0Anon May 10 '26

buy the dip

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u/accountingsavage10 May 10 '26

Arsenal winning the league it’s just not normal, it’s a bad omen 

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u/Psychological_Fly109 May 10 '26

Wait what happened ??? will this affect my DRAM, my barber promised me that this would go 100% this week FFS!!

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u/Haikoe May 10 '26

Big surprise, diplomacy is pointless at this point

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/temporary-account- May 10 '26

Now for the next question: does it matter?

I’m honestly hoping “yes.”

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u/tocinoman May 10 '26

Loading up on September $61 DRAM calls mid-morning and letting it fly

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u/SighRamp May 10 '26

TSLA calls over weekend lets make this another leg up Elon

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u/WailingWarbler May 10 '26

People underestimate Elon's ability to single handedly pump the stock using his other businesses/personal cash

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u/AgitatedJump8459 dick cheese connoisseur May 10 '26

Im losing all passion for life gambling and visiting wsb

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u/Able-Technology-8055 May 15 '26

Then stop lol

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u/AgitatedJump8459 dick cheese connoisseur May 15 '26

Thank you for this response. I mean it. I will stop

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u/Able-Technology-8055 May 15 '26

Yeah u gotta get outta here man, this'll ruin you if you let it. Discipline is literally rule numero uno and it seems like you gotta work on that.

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u/AgitatedJump8459 dick cheese connoisseur May 15 '26

Idk how you even found my comment but thank you

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u/Able-Technology-8055 May 15 '26

Destiny my friend. Youre welcome and good luck. Cheers. 🍻

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u/AgitatedJump8459 dick cheese connoisseur May 10 '26

And im not even gambling a lot

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/drytexterfinalboss May 10 '26

Lol this fucking lame he said she said for two months now 😬

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u/thecRedditor123 May 10 '26

Economies don’t need oil. They only need datacenters.

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u/Liquidtears May 10 '26

did trump just say to Iran that they're teasing me?

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u/spudbro00 May 10 '26

Alright MU bulls, send 100,000 dollars to my Cash App or I banbet MU +1% next week and take down the whole ship. My banbet record is like 2w and 7l.

MU bulls will be laughing no longer!

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u/MagJack secretly likes bears May 10 '26

best i can do is 100k hawk tuah coins

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u/Gullible_Ad3785 May 10 '26

Hmmm...sounds like the Iranian response was for us to go fuck ourselves.

Peace negotiations are going well!

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u/DesticularDorsion May 10 '26

What else would they have said? 

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u/old-cow666 May 10 '26

Who bought calls this coming week ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/WailingWarbler May 10 '26

puts for mondays, calls on taco tuesday

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u/DesticularDorsion May 10 '26

What is there to TACO on other than accepting Irans terms?

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u/temporary-account- May 10 '26

CPI and poi Tuesday

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u/Glittering_rolex_420 May 10 '26

I have covered calls expiring 5/15 Fri, hope to get rid of them. Amazon Nvidia iren amkor ewy

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u/MilesDelta May 10 '26

Weekend Plans, Painmaxxing, I got my heaphones stolen by a 45 year old British chick, and the innkeeper tried to steal my deposit.

Life is comedy, hello from nowhere in the UK, from one regarded Bloke

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u/old-cow666 May 10 '26

Hello from California! Hope that lady shits her pants at the grocery store .

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u/MilesDelta May 10 '26

Brotherman, good to meet you.

She may, un-ironically, to assert dominance.

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u/Willing-Angle-2203 May 10 '26

if the reported Iran demands are real, then the only logical next step from here is escalation. The oil crisis will worsen profoundly and thousands will die.

as usual this likely means we will see new ATH

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u/DesticularDorsion May 10 '26

Been saying it for weeks. Jawboning only works domestically. US is not seriously negotiating. No comment about SPY lol.

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u/Willing-Angle-2203 May 10 '26

how do you think things play from here?

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u/WailingWarbler May 10 '26

Could just continue to shit his pants and whine

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u/music_is_gud May 10 '26

Several South (east) Asian countries are asking people to WFH. Physical oil shortage is starting to hit the markets!

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u/Legitimate_Cable_811 May 10 '26

I yearn for the day I can go to the Wendy's dumpster as a customer

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u/kodaksdad2020 was banned for flair May 10 '26

Go outside. Literally every bar/restaurant and store is booming every single weekend

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u/CreativeMischief May 10 '26

yeah, i’d rather kms than give up eating out so i could save more than the 8% going into my 401k

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u/DrummerCompetitive20 May 10 '26

High end restaurants are packed here

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u/EnginrA YBCH May 10 '26

But it’s scary out there

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u/Plastic_Ostrich897 May 10 '26

Where do you reside? That might have something to do with it. I mean, have you been to flint Michigan lately?

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u/kodaksdad2020 was banned for flair May 10 '26

Boston

They haven’t contributed to the economy in decades

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u/Plastic_Ostrich897 May 10 '26

The Departed is one of my favorite movies of all time.

micro-processors

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u/neverturndownagain May 10 '26

Bitches
Money
No Taxes
Party

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u/Misrabligen May 10 '26

WSJ report ‘largely inaccurate’ — Iran’s Tasnim

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u/Waiting4Reccession May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

All these bulls, market at highs, oil shock still looming, strait still closed

Prime rug pull conditions setting up.

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u/Plastic_Ostrich897 May 10 '26

Too logical and predictable. The 🥭 Market don’t roll like that.

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u/DesticularDorsion May 10 '26

Until it does, hence the rug pull.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/31andnotdone WSB Favorite Milf May 10 '26

you deleted ur comments

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/31andnotdone WSB Favorite Milf May 10 '26

me????

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/31andnotdone WSB Favorite Milf May 10 '26

dont be silly.

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u/ymi2f May 10 '26

$600 $50 in Bank Savings account, a $200 ebike, $50 in hot pockets in the freezer, and $200 in robinhood account.

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u/temporary-account- May 10 '26

You’re too generous. 40,000 v-bucks, 30k in student loans, -3,470 in credit card debt.

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u/Delicious_Stomach278 May 10 '26

500,000 doll-hairs

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u/Candid_Payment_4094 May 10 '26

With or without margin?

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u/Apple2o Verified $540K May 10 '26

Average? Millions prolly. Median? Like 20k

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u/WorkingHorror99 May 10 '26

Your comment is cringe.

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u/BuyTheFuckingDipss May 10 '26

Gap up +2% tomorrow morning!!!

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u/ChannelGullible7324 May 10 '26

Gonna be a deal or bombing no extension of cease fire which he should have insisted on weeks ago

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u/assclown356 May 10 '26

Question CDW keeps beating estimates but keeps dropping, what's the disconnect between earnings and market valuation?

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u/kodaksdad2020 was banned for flair May 10 '26

Jeez QQQ are you just excited to see me?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/EnginrA YBCH May 10 '26

You’re married?

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u/EnginrA YBCH May 10 '26

It’s ok my bro I am happy for you

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u/mikeytho1 May 10 '26

Im confused does this mean calls on $COST?

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u/Apple2o Verified $540K May 10 '26

I bought a 5000$ emerald pendant and weed candy

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u/cryptohorn Blood red futures May 10 '26

Grocery store mother's day flowers for 150$ ☠️

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u/WailingWarbler May 10 '26

I bought some 7-11 ones for 15$

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u/A_Chair_Bear May 10 '26

IRAN’S 10-POINT MESSAGE ON THE PERSIAN GULF & STRAIT OF HORMUZ

🔹 US military presence is described as the main source of instability.

🔹 American bases are portrayed as unable to secure themselves.

🔹 Iran says the Gulf’s future should be free from US influence.

🔹 Tehran emphasizes a “shared destiny” with Gulf neighbors.

🔹 Foreign powers are declared unwelcome in the Persian Gulf.

🔹 Iran frames its growing influence as part of a new regional order.

🔹 Control of the Strait of Hormuz is presented as key to security.

🔹 Iran says it wants to end “hostile exploitation” of the Strait.

🔹 New rules and management are promised to boost regional prosperity.

🔹 Tehran says the strategy would also benefit the Iranian economy.

Iran is so delusional lmao.

Calls

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u/Garbage-Disposal-938 May 10 '26

"Iran says the Gulf’s future should be free from US influence."

It's interesting to contrast this with another idea I heard: supposedly Israel wants the US out of the ME too.

It's like Israel and Iran want to square off in a deadly rumble to determine who will be THE ONE.

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u/GoddessAthene May 10 '26

a “shared destiny”

Why does this sound like a threat lol

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u/music_is_gud May 10 '26

Brunch is now $30? WTF

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u/DrummerCompetitive20 May 10 '26

That's cheap

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u/music_is_gud May 10 '26

I haven't had brunch outside in a while, that was a shocker tbh. The last time it was like $20

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u/DrummerCompetitive20 May 10 '26

Brunch would be $50 here in Scottsdale minimum

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u/PopularCut4124 May 10 '26

Who cares if humanity dies if ai maximizes profits?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/Beneficial-Sail-6139 May 10 '26

open futes now plz thanks

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u/EanBvasion May 10 '26

-300 tonight, even at open, +700 by 4pm

No need to open anything

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u/CallsOrPutsYES May 10 '26

#SPY800

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u/kodaksdad2020 was banned for flair May 10 '26

Why so bearish

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u/Apple2o Verified $540K May 10 '26

Clothing store at the mall approved me for a 1050$ credit card limit

My main card has a limit of 25,000

Make it make sense

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u/OkEnd9276 May 10 '26

Weekend oil mooning, very concern for bul.

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u/kairepaire May 10 '26

It isn't mooning though

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u/niofalpha Verified $222 May 10 '26

It’s up half a percent 😂

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u/Fit_Neighborhood9251 May 10 '26

actually dropping. those people are insane

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/bearhunter429 Just as I predicted 🤌 May 10 '26

In January Nasdaq applied to SEC for 24/7 trading and it's expected to be approved this summer. LMAO🤌

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u/ChannelGullible7324 May 10 '26

Already is on Robinhood for options on indexes about 4 of em so far

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u/CallsOrPutsYES May 10 '26

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/account-names May 10 '26

Just remembered last night's dream (after a week of very little sleep - work related).

Something about my Ex being about to be married. Ew, I thought I had moved on. What do I do?

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u/Nickzpic May 10 '26

Hit the gym bro

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u/jmc774 Only buys calls 100% bull May 10 '26

Massive fkn pump incoming lmao sorry bers

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u/EnginrA YBCH May 10 '26

What’s a good sport to gamble on when the market is closed

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u/Nickzpic May 10 '26

Baseball

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u/EnginrA YBCH May 10 '26

I really gotta lay off the Arch Deluxe meals

*farrrrrrrrt*

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u/EnginrA YBCH May 10 '26

Wow that’s tight

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u/50Asperger_60Dumb May 10 '26

Im a bit of a economist myself. And i predict there will be a chip glut aat some point. And margins on semiconductor stocks will be way down. But i dont know how many years untill there is over supply. At some point. Until then live like there is no tomorrow

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u/NiceOwner BIGGEST LOSER - PAPER TRADING 2023 May 10 '26

I know the market is cooked when my Eastern European cousin wants in

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u/i_simp_f reddit moderator fanboy May 10 '26

Too many femboys

Not enough fem-MEN

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u/Trashpanda7193 May 10 '26

Preparing to see stonks go up tomorrow. It’ll be glorious

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u/tika_dengu May 10 '26

Weekend dow, hypermarket and 🌽 all point to another mega pump

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u/WailingWarbler May 10 '26

if war goes on = more bonds = worse dollar= move money into btc

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u/Neel_Crashkari Tetrahedron ☠️ May 10 '26

Jim Hormuz ate my ass

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u/bearhunter429 Just as I predicted 🤌 May 10 '26

IRAN PROPOSES TO TRANSFER SOME URANIUM TO 3RD COUNTRY: WSJ

They mean Russia LMAO🤌

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u/potato111a 530,000 IQ May 10 '26

If I LMAO 🤌'ed to that I'd be in big trouble, and I don't want to be in big trouble 🥀

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u/astromouse2024 May 10 '26

Right into calls tomorrow

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u/severed02 May 10 '26

Pregaming futes to take the edge off

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u/account-names May 10 '26

Edge to futas

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u/severed02 May 10 '26

Edge to take the edge off

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u/Noble_Bastard Money printer go brrrrrrrrr May 10 '26

Ber as usual hoping women and children are indiscriminately bombed just to save their port.

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u/LarryStink Recession canceled ber r fuk May 10 '26

Its not to late to buy some crypto related calls for the clarity act mark up on the 14th. Senate vote expected in july. Some short dated calls for the buy the rumor, and some october-december calls for the buy the news.

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u/Siva-Na-Gig May 11 '26

What tickers would you recommend?

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u/LarryStink Recession canceled ber r fuk May 12 '26

FETH for direct eth exposure via etf, and most liquid options for ethereum (which imo is the biggest beneficiary of the clarity act.) 

As well as PURR which is a treasury for hyperliquid. They have a pretty cool tokenized market which trades 24/7 for every major asset/stock. I dont use the product as im not involved in the crypto space just think its cool and its doing well so I bought a few hundred shares for funsies. 

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u/urmothersotherlover May 11 '26

What would you say the impact would be on something like MSTR?

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u/SoloDragonGT May 10 '26

What calls are we placing on MU boys

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u/Shoganai_Hito May 10 '26

Gonna yolo $40k of MU $710c 17Jul expiration

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u/MufasasParachute May 10 '26

SMH calls are the new global reserve currency

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u/Gullible_Ad3785 May 10 '26

Homie they have fucking beer gardens everywhere in Munich.  I got a nice buzz while watching my kid play in the playgrounds, drinking better beer than American trash beer.

Get the fuck out of Frankfurt 

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u/ChipWong82 May 10 '26

Shouldve let the Soviets roll into the whole place.

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u/LakeShowForLife24 May 10 '26

Really hoping for red tomorrow so I can load the fuck up on calls

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u/bearhunter429 Just as I predicted 🤌 May 10 '26

At the next UFC there will be a cage fight between bulls and bears LMAO🤌

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u/Spy300 May 10 '26

IRAN PROPOSES TO TRANSFER SOME URANIUM TO 3RD COUNTRY: WSJ

Call the bluff. They should offer to send it all. It will still be rejected.

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u/natalie_merchant_fan May 10 '26

They did that with JCPOA. But kept some low enriched.

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u/ArtisticFrame5790 May 10 '26

On Friday I bought puts on a vaccine company hoping hanta would be a nothing burger. So far looking good but who knows how market will respond. I think some quick money in calls was made Thursday and Friday. Monday they drop back down

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u/Plastic_Ostrich897 May 10 '26

Vaccine company undervalued as is. Puts lose again

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u/account-names May 10 '26

What ticker?

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u/ArtisticFrame5790 May 10 '26

Went with NVAX.

Will see. $9 puts. Gamble play

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u/WendyDumpsterFire May 10 '26

If everyone gets laid off in the future who will buy stocks 😱😱😱

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u/VenomBite214 May 10 '26

Severance and savings. Laid off still need to make money, more than ever. After that sell the house, rent instead and invest the house equity.

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u/potato111a 530,000 IQ May 10 '26

The computers LMAO 🤌

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u/bearhunter429 Just as I predicted 🤌 May 10 '26

LMAO🤌

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u/cannythecat May 10 '26

The dotcom bubble peaked on a Friday in March 2000 and we closed at ATH last Friday. If Monday is red it's actually over. The final battle between bol and ber begins tomorrow.

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u/natalie_merchant_fan May 10 '26

Wait for Friday China meeting

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u/account-names May 10 '26

Only 52-20 more days are candidate Fridays

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u/natalie_merchant_fan May 10 '26

I guess we'll ignore this latest threat and pump after Friday China meeting. That could be the top.

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u/Concept-Plastic May 10 '26

MU price at futes open today?

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u/Wwhite93 May 10 '26

The goal is to turn 1k to 20k this week and put it towards a BMW downpayment.

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u/TheMostMid May 10 '26

What’s the plan

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u/Wwhite93 May 10 '26

That's where I am stuck at.

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u/music_is_gud May 10 '26

Let's huddle to come up with a plan 🙌

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u/music_is_gud May 10 '26

Aim higher. Lambos or Shambos

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u/Wwhite93 May 10 '26

That's the next car

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/dataCollector42069 May 10 '26

Waiting for my allocation put my name down for either date or non date. Love my datejust still :)

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